Would you kill Hitler?

[Ethel mermania]

Yes, but I would take his place to make sure the timeline doesn't get affected.

And like a classical hollywood movie, in the end, you get the girl

(and then commit suicide)

Hitleo and juliet?

[Caracasus]

And like a classical hollywood movie, in the end, you get the girl

(and then commit suicide)

Hitleo and juliet?

In fair Berlin where we lay our scene...

[Xmara]

Well, I mean

He did kill many of my grand/great relatives on both sides, including my great grand uncle who fought in the battle of Monte Cassino (If I am to believe old family rumors)

I mean if we really wanna stretch it my great grandfather was killed by Nazi volunteers in the Spainish Civil War, so in a long roundabout way I can blame Hitler

If we want to reeeaaallly stretch it, my grandfather was in the US Navy and got his middle finger shot off by a Japanese soldier. My grandfather shot back and then took the guy’s sword.

On another note my great uncle would have never gotten the chance to steal Hitler’s silverware if WWII never happened.

[Torrocca]

Excellent.

You do realise Stalin's Regime was just as bad as Hitler's right?

In National Socialism, we kill sub-humans, that is bad. We should all go down the Communist route. Where everyone has an equal chance and right to die by the hands of mass genocide and gulags

Stalinism =/= Communism, hunny. :3

[Hammer Britannia]

You do realise Stalin's Regime was just as bad as Hitler's right?

In National Socialism, we kill sub-humans, that is bad. We should all go down the Communist route. Where everyone has an equal chance and right to die by the hands of mass genocide and gulags

Stalinism =/= Communism, hunny. :3

no tru scotwomyn xd

[Hammer Britannia]

I mean if we really wanna stretch it my great grandfather was killed by Nazi volunteers in the Spainish Civil War, so in a long roundabout way I can blame Hitler

If we want to reeeaaallly stretch it, my grandfather was in the US Navy and got his middle finger shot off by a Japanese soldier. My grandfather shot back and then took the guy’s sword.

On another note my great uncle would have never gotten the chance to steal Hitler’s silverware if WWII never happened.

Pretty sure Japan still would have gone full-on "Invade all of the Pacific" Imperialist either way.

[Thermodolia]

Cool, sounds fun.

Without a Patriotic War, Stalin's popularity wanes leading to a relatively bloodless coup. The now fully autonomous Soviets that make up the USSR trigger a domino effect, reaching as far as the Medeterranian. For some reason, in this parallel dimension Spain still doesn't escape fascism until decades later.

Emboldened, radical democratic socialists are elected in Britain and France, finally ushering in the Marxist hegemony European Union that far right wingers bang on about in this reality. Decolonization efforts lead to a world union that prioritizes space exploration and full automation of industry as without the constant threat of war, productive efforts can be geared totally towards improving humanity. This leads to people working fewer and fewer hours across the globe while still maintaining a life of luxury. The family as a concept outgrows its usefullness and a sexual revolution sweeps the globe, overturning old concepts of gender and sexual relations. The newly developed space industry begins a long process of constructing research bases on Mars and the moon. Well, you know the rest. By the turn of the millenium the very last vestiges of class, money and nationhood disintergrate. FALGSC.

You had me until full automation

[Ifreann]

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The left wing government that Hindenburg and the conservatives united with Hitler to keep from forming.

That's assuming the majority of nazi voters would have gone communist instead of voting for the conservatives or center right party. I think that is about as likely as the time machine we are using.

More assuming that without Nazi voter suppression socialists could have formed a government.

[Caracasus]

Without a Patriotic War, Stalin's popularity wanes leading to a relatively bloodless coup. The now fully autonomous Soviets that make up the USSR trigger a domino effect, reaching as far as the Medeterranian. For some reason, in this parallel dimension Spain still doesn't escape fascism until decades later.

Emboldened, radical democratic socialists are elected in Britain and France, finally ushering in the Marxist hegemony European Union that far right wingers bang on about in this reality. Decolonization efforts lead to a world union that prioritizes space exploration and full automation of industry as without the constant threat of war, productive efforts can be geared totally towards improving humanity. This leads to people working fewer and fewer hours across the globe while still maintaining a life of luxury. The family as a concept outgrows its usefullness and a sexual revolution sweeps the globe, overturning old concepts of gender and sexual relations. The newly developed space industry begins a long process of constructing research bases on Mars and the moon. Well, you know the rest. By the turn of the millenium the very last vestiges of class, money and nationhood disintergrate. FALGSC.

You had me until full automation

Dude, you can still do work if you want, that's the point. You don't have to.

[Ifreann]

You had me until full automation

Dude, you can still do work if you want, that's the point. You don't have to.

He knows. For some reason he wants everyone to have to work.

[Torrocca]

Dude, you can still do work if you want, that's the point. You don't have to.

He knows. For some reason he wants everyone to have to work.

Sounds pretty Stalinist to me. "WORK OR GULAG FOR YUO!!1!" :3

[Kaggeceria]

There's like a million books, movies and TV shows on why messing with the past is a bad idea.

Nah, I ain't fucking with that shit.

[The Transhuman Union]

It's the butterfly effect that's the problem. Maybe it's better that Hitler lived to 1945.

[Ostroeuropa]

Hitler was not the cause of the rise of the Nazis. Another would take his place, potentially more competent.

[The Blaatschapen]

It's the butterfly effect that's the problem. Maybe it's better that Hitler lived to 1945.

Maybe.

But in my book, quite unlikely.

The butterfly effect still follows probability. And Hitler is one of the lower percentiles on the bell curve.

[Torrocca]

Hitler was not the cause of the rise of the Nazis. Another would take his place, potentially more competent.

That's why you don't stop at Hitler.

[Stellar Colonies]

Yes.

For science

[Techgrade]

kill hitler and then you did not go back in time to kill hitler because he was already ded, therefore hitler survived etc etc etc *cue the universe going kaboofy*

[Kaggeceria]

Hitler was not the cause of the rise of the Nazis. Another would take his place, potentially more competent.

That's why you don't stop at Hitler.

You'll leave quite the power vacuum there. Methinks you won't like the ones who fill it.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Its a picture of

This, but gayer.

I just went on a journey of exploration to find the origins of that image. I already knew the Tim Curry RA3 reference, but the rest of it was a mystery. I now think that I know the fundamental truths of SPACE.

yeah Irish tag team with the memes once again!

[Ethel mermania]

That's why you don't stop at Hitler.

You'll leave quite the power vacuum there. Methinks you won't like the ones who fill it.

Who was worse? Van poppen, Schatt? Bismarks kid?? You may have gotten the EU sooner without the war.

[Torrocca]

That's why you don't stop at Hitler.

You'll leave quite the power vacuum there. Methinks you won't like the ones who fill it.

>implying there'd be something worse than the Nazis

[The New California Republic]

You'll leave quite the power vacuum there. Methinks you won't like the ones who fill it.

>implying there'd be something worse than the Nazis

Nazi Klingons.

[Torrocca]

>implying there'd be something worse than the Nazis

Nazi Klingons.

Then we'll travel back in time to kill Klingon Hitler and the rest of the Nazi Klingons, too!

[The New California Republic]

Nazi Klingons.

Then we'll travel back in time to kill Klingon Hitler and the rest of the Nazi Klingons, too!

It pains me that there were never Nazi Klingons in the original series of Star Trek. They had episodes about Nazis, and they had episodes about Klingons, but none of the writers ever thought to combine them.