NSG! How would you ask someone out?

[Falafelistan]

Drop a wad of one hundred dollar bills and magnum condoms, next to the person. Pick them up, making sure they notice. Conversation is bound.

[Lackadaisical2]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

how sweet *blarg*

Drop a wad of one hundred dollar bills and magnum condoms, next to the person. Pick them up, making sure they notice. Conversation is bound.

That must lead to a lot of embarrassment for you further down the line.

[A mean old man]

Drop a wad of one hundred dollar bills and magnum condoms, next to the person. Pick them up, making sure they notice. Conversation is bound.

...unless they pick them up first and run away.

[Galloism]

The #1 priority is to learn to play the banjo. Once that is completed, you can write a song asking the person to go to the local county fair and chili cookoff with you, in a witty rhyming songish way.

Following that, I recommend you slip somebody a $20 and get her chosen as an additional judge for the chili contest.

Note: usually, there is free beer for judges. That always helps.

After that point, I don't think you'll need any more advice, but if you do, you can ask me and Uncle Galloism will answer.

[The Fanboyists]

The #1 priority is to learn to play the banjo. Once that is completed, you can write a song asking the person to go to the local county fair and chili cookoff with you, in a witty rhyming songish way.

Following that, I recommend you slip somebody a $20 and get her chosen as an additional judge for the chili contest.

Note: usually, there is free beer for judges. That always helps.

After that point, I don't think you'll need any more advice, but if you do, you can ask me and Uncle Galloism will answer.

Thank you Uncle Galloism!

[WWII History Geeks]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

how sweet *blarg*

*sticks out tongue* >:P

[Barringtonia]

I just raise an eyebrow,

Tried it.

It only works for the few,

Roger Moore, is that you?

I actually met Roger Moore in his role as ambassador for UNICEF - I've met a few celebrities but none turned me back into an 8-year old child humming the James Bond theme like he did,

I have a great photo somewhere but I'd need to scan it,

[Platonic Thought]

That's the back up plan tho. Just be like hey like let's go to the zoo Saturday. The important thing is to have a plan and ask with confidence.

Scummy...

[The Fanboyists]

That's the back up plan tho. Just be like hey like let's go to the zoo Saturday. The important thing is to have a plan and ask with confidence.

Scummy...

I can't believe it took me this long to figure out what that was...

I go to a good school, I promise.

[Lackadaisical2]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

how sweet *blarg*

*sticks out tongue* >:P

right back at you!

[A mean old man]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

how sweet *blarg*

*sticks out tongue* >:P

right back at you!

Stop flirting! Soon enough you two won't be able to stay away from each other...

[Vita ut nex]

I got nothin' for asking her out but if it turns out you don't like her as much as you thought just sing this to her "Roses are red Violets are blue garbage gets dumped just like you" that way theres no chance she'll ever want you back

[WWII History Geeks]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

how sweet *blarg*

*sticks out tongue* >:P

right back at you!

Stop flirting! Soon enough you two won't be able to stay away from each other...

That is not how it works... Don't take me for someone like that. It only happened the once.

[A mean old man]

Stop flirting! Soon enough you two won't be able to stay away from each other...

That is not how it works... Don't take me for someone like that. It only happened the once.

Sure... Don't you and Lackadaisical get engaged behind my back or anything, now.

[Lackadaisical2]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

how sweet *blarg*

*sticks out tongue* >:P

right back at you!

Stop flirting! Soon enough you two won't be able to stay away from each other...

That is not how it works... Don't take me for someone like that.

Really, I didn't even know I was flirting...?

It only happened the once.

[Scario]

Semi-serious question here.

How would you ask someone out, if you only sort of know them?

Or any other way for that matter.

I posted something similar to this on the Jolt General Forum way back when. I want to see what this generates this time. Like I said, legit answers, not-so-legit answers, and everything in between are welcome.

I'D SAY, fuck me hard bitch! JK. I would act casual just ask some que's and see what happens.

[Scario]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

how sweet *blarg*

*sticks out tongue* >:P

right back at you!

Stop flirting! Soon enough you two won't be able to stay away from each other...

That is not how it works... Don't take me for someone like that.

Really, I didn't even know I was flirting...?

It only happened the once.

As long as you got no sperm in ya your A-OK with me.

[Conserative Morality]

I'm not the kind whom you want to ask that question.

[Scario]

Semi-serious question here.

How would you ask someone out, if you only sort of know them?

Or any other way for that matter.

I posted something similar to this on the Jolt General Forum way back when. I want to see what this generates this time. Like I said, legit answers, not-so-legit answers, and everything in between are welcome.

I'D SAY, fuck me hard bitch! JK. I would act casual just ask some que's and see what happens.

Even if i did I would nueder my self on the spot.

[Scario]

I'm not the kind whom you want to ask that question.

Why. GOOD GOD!! TELLL ME YOU DONT DO THAT!

[The Fanboyists]

I'm not the kind whom you want to ask that question.

Hit us what you got. I want to hear it. I said I wanted to hear some good ones, in all senses.

I need advice from others from my state, after all.

[Conserative Morality]

Why. GOOD GOD!! TELLL ME YOU DONT DO THAT!

Not what I meant at all.

[Lacadaemon]

I actually met Roger Moore in his role as ambassador for UNICEF - I've met a few celebrities but none turned me back into an 8-year old child humming the James Bond theme like he did,

I have a great photo somewhere but I'd need to scan it,

I am sort of jealous about that. Question is though, did you raise an eyebrow at him?

[Conserative Morality]

Hit us what you got. I want to hear it. I said I wanted to hear some good ones, in all senses.

Yeah, good ones. That's the problem. I go nerves up with so much as meeting people, it freaks me out to the point where I'm lucky if I can force a smile. I somehow doubt asking someone out on a date would result in any less frazzled nerves. Although I suppose I'd ask something along the lines of 'Do you want to go out sometime?'

[Tunizcha]

Straight-forward and a bit of romance.