NSG! How would you ask someone out?

[Fanaglia]

It shouldn't be a ritual. I just ask if they wanna do something. It ought to flow naturally from the conversation and setting. And if it doesn't... why the hell are you asking her out in the first place?

because you want their genitals, obviously.

Yeah, what else would I put in all these jars I have laying around?

[Diseased Imaginings]

It shouldn't be a ritual. I just ask if they wanna do something. It ought to flow naturally from the conversation and setting. And if it doesn't... why the hell are you asking her out in the first place?

because you want their genitals, obviously.

Yeah, what else would I put in all these jars I have laying around?

brains. Genitals are simply more enticing, hence the greater demand for them.

[Jello Biafra]

"Hey, I have some tickets to the hockey game Friday. You want to come?"
"Want to go grab some coffee later tonight?"
"You're cute...let's boink."

pretty much.

now, NSG, I'd like to request some advice from all you gays that frequent here. I'm bi, and I've never done anything with another guy, something that I'd like to remedy. I have no experience in flirting/initiating dates with other guys, so any pointers would be very well appreciated.

It would depend on how 'out' you can be in the situation.

... explain?

Does this guy know you're bi?
Do you know if he's gay or bi?
If not, you have to be more subtle.

[Diseased Imaginings]

Does this guy know you're bi?
Do you know if he's gay or bi?
If not, you have to be more subtle.

oh, I'm not talking about a specific person, I was just looking for general advice.

If I know he's gay/bi, what do I do?

If I don't know he's gay/bi. what do I do?

[The Imperial Navy]

With a Mace.

[East Fancainia]

With a Mace.

and check her age

[The Imperial Navy]

With a Mace.

and check her age

With a Mace.

[SaintB]

I would say, "Hey would you like to (go to/do/hang out at/try) X sometime?"

[Desperate Measures]

Get drunk. Profess undying love. Then cry. It is fool proof.

[Grande Belize]

Guy:"Hey girl, want to come over to my house tonight? Maybe get some piazza.. maybe fuck..."
Girl:"What?! No!"
Guy:"What?? You don't like pizza!?"

[Grand Tomania]

Stagger up to her, grab a hold of to the bar counter and hang on for dear life like a sailor weathering a storm to keep my balance while closing one eye to keep from seeing double, and yell as loud as I can into her ear in an effort to drown out the music: "schxuseme can i 'ave your phhone nhumber?"

[Jello Biafra]

Does this guy know you're bi?
Do you know if he's gay or bi?
If not, you have to be more subtle.

oh, I'm not talking about a specific person, I was just looking for general advice.

If I know he's gay/bi, what do I do?

If I don't know he's gay/bi. what do I do?

If you do know, the standard advice given here works.
If not, you have to be more subtle. Assuming you meet him in a public place, look at who he's looking at. If his attention seems to be momentarily caught by men more often than women, he's almost certainly gay.
I suppose if you're not afraid of his reaction, you could ask him directly, but in general that's something to avoid.

[The Fanboyists]

With a Mace.

and check her age

With a Mace.

I'd argue that the flail is preferable. Or a whip...

Or a glove.

[North Wiedna]

With a Mace.

and check her age

With a Mace.

I'd argue that the flail is preferable. Or a whip...

Or a glove.

Or a tank.

[Straughn]

Whip it out and declare that it won't suck itself.

Demonstrations, or public attempts as such, illustrate it further, and you will be regarded in even higher esteem.

[Straughn]

It shouldn't be a ritual. I just ask if they wanna do something. It ought to flow naturally from the conversation and setting. And if it doesn't... why the hell are you asking her out in the first place?

because you want their genitals, obviously.

Yeah, what else would I put in all these jars I have laying around?

brains. Genitals are simply more enticing, hence the greater demand for them.

Come the proper time, the puppet show.

[Cannot think of a name]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

^this.

Although I don't think I'll be doing that for a long while.

He said 'ask them out' not 'ask them for their hand in marriage'...isn't the point of going out to get to know someone better, see if there is a spark?

[Mirkana]

UPDATE: I recently asked a girl out. I prefaced it with "oh, screw it, I'm just gonna say it."

She said no - she didn't think we'd work in a serious relationship - but she thought it was sweet.

[Hogusholand]

I asked a girl out yersterday, but I was a bit tipsy( but so was she.) but any I sayd ho having a good time, and IMMIDIATELY she started saying she had a boyfriend, but all my mates shaked no so she was single, so then she said "well actually ive got three boyfriends' and so I played my final card, and said well I'm more than just three boyfriends, and then she just ran away

DAMN!

[Solyhniya]

That's the back up plan tho. Just be like hey like let's go to the zoo Saturday. The important thing is to have a plan and ask with confidence.

Lol, trichloromethane, AKA chloroform

Anyone else get this joke?

[Parthenon]

UPDATE: I recently asked a girl out. I prefaced it with "oh, screw it, I'm just gonna say it."

She said no - she didn't think we'd work in a serious relationship - but she thought it was sweet.

Hate to be the one to say it, but she was lying...

The answer is always a blunt yes or no, anything extra is just to soften the blow.

[Solyhniya]

UPDATE: I recently asked a girl out. I prefaced it with "oh, screw it, I'm just gonna say it."

She said no - she didn't think we'd work in a serious relationship - but she thought it was sweet.

Hate to be the one to say it, but she was lying...

The answer is always a blunt yes or no, anything extra is just to soften the blow.

^true dat

[Jello Biafra]

UPDATE: I recently asked a girl out. I prefaced it with "oh, screw it, I'm just gonna say it."

She said no - she didn't think we'd work in a serious relationship - but she thought it was sweet.

Hate to be the one to say it, but she was lying...

The answer is always a blunt yes or no, anything extra is just to soften the blow.

No, it isn't.

[Self--Esteem]

UPDATE: I recently asked a girl out. I prefaced it with "oh, screw it, I'm just gonna say it."

She said no - she didn't think we'd work in a serious relationship - but she thought it was sweet.

Hate to be the one to say it, but she was lying...

The answer is always a blunt yes or no, anything extra is just to soften the blow.

No, it isn't.

Lady talking? Or just an illusioned lad?

[Arkinesia]

With a Mace.

and check her age

With a Mace.

I'd argue that the flail is preferable. Or a whip...

Or a glove.

Or a tank.

Or a monocle.