NSG! How would you ask someone out?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

You can't be friends with the people you like? I was friends with Galloism before anything happened between us. We're still friends, even when married. I'm not sure I follow you.

Well, the friend zone does kinda suck after a while. But this, you know, should it happen, would be exacerbated by the fact that the person you're attracted to lives thousands of miles away and asks you for insight on your gender's mindset so that person can get together with someone else way over there...

Just throwing around examples, of course.

I see. I wasn't taking it in that context but I can understand what you're getting at.

I figured you weren't, but hey, everybody likes a purely hypothetical story, right?

[Zeppy]

I figured you weren't, but hey, everybody likes a purely hypothetical story, right?

Sure, and I'm the Duke of Aragon.

[Spendor]

Say "Baby we are going to go have fun and your not going to say no."
If she says no slap her several times

So you say that the pimp hand must remain strong?

[Buffett and Colbert]

I figured you weren't, but hey, everybody likes a purely hypothetical story, right?

Sure, and I'm the Duke of Aragon.

Really? And here I thought you were a time traveling King Ferdinand.

[Zeppy]

I figured you weren't, but hey, everybody likes a purely hypothetical story, right?

Sure, and I'm the Duke of Aragon.

Really? And here I thought you were a time traveling King Ferdinand.

I'm Ferdinand II of Aragon, bitch.

*honks to pick up Dr. Who*

[Tungookska]

dress up like borat and say

verrry nieyze howw much cost for sexy time

[Lackadaisical2]

1. Get really fucked up
2. Compliment her out of no where
3. ???? (really, I don't know what happened next)
4. Date (someone else, cause you totally creeped the fuck out of that girl)

[Lackadaisical2]

Play this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPRhF9dR4gU

I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.... heh, either I've heard this song a long time ago, or its ripping off someone's lyrics.

[The Fanboyists]

1. Get really fucked up
2. Compliment her out of no where
3. ???? (really, I don't know what happened next)
4. Date (someone else, cause you totally creeped the fuck out of that girl)

I thought for a moment that #4 was going to be "Profit!"

For example:

1. Get really fucked up.
2. Compliment her out of nowhere.
3. ????
4. Profit!

[Fanaglia]

Tell me what you guys think of this idea: first, set fire to her/his house in the middle of the night, then run inside and save her/his life.

[Hogusholand]

yeah go for it man,

I mean the idea of you setting fire to her or him and their ouse, which could result in massive damage and both mental as physical scarring is definetely a garantee for you to go on a date with her

[Lackadaisical2]

1. Get really fucked up
2. Compliment her out of no where
3. ???? (really, I don't know what happened next)
4. Date (someone else, cause you totally creeped the fuck out of that girl)

I thought for a moment that #4 was going to be "Profit!"

For example:

1. Get really fucked up.
2. Compliment her out of nowhere.
3. ????
4. Profit!

I like to switch things up.

[Novograd IV]

yeah go for it man,

I mean the idea of you setting fire to her or him and their ouse, which could result in massive damage and both mental as physical scarring is definetely a garantee for you to go on a date with her

if no one finds out. OR you get someone else to set fire to it...

damn you're in her pants faster then you can say 'Evony II sucks balls'

[Central Slavia]

Like porucik Rzevsky - when they asked him how come he always gets to sleep with attractive women.
"I just come to them, and ask "Mademoiselle, wanna boink?""
"But do they not slap you?"
"Most slap , some boink"

[Hogusholand]

yeah go for it man,

I mean the idea of you setting fire to her or him and their ouse, which could result in massive damage and both mental as physical scarring is definetely a garantee for you to go on a date with her

if no one finds out. OR you get someone else to set fire to it...

damn you're in her pants faster then you can say 'Evony II sucks balls'

lol

[Uhh yeah]

Act like a male tsundere

[New Zhonggou]

I would walk up to her tall and proud and say, "Hey sexy mama, lets get busy and freaky. In that order." All the while looking straight into her eyes, causing the situation to be more awkward.

[Kiryu-shi]

In America, you ask girls out (unless you're gay, a straight girl, neutered, can't talk, or a gorilla trained to use a keyboard, like half of NS users).
In Soviet Assassinistan, girls ask YOU out!

Apparently I've not been aware of the country I've been in.

In order to ask someone out successfully, in my experience, you have to be comfortable with and talented at one-on-one small talk, and have a general idea of upcoming events or places that are interesting. Combine those two qualities, and a casual but fun date should be easily attainable. Also, know how to take "no" for an answer, don't take it too personally if they decline.

[Diseased Imaginings]

"Hey, I have some tickets to the hockey game Friday. You want to come?"
"Want to go grab some coffee later tonight?"
"You're cute...let's boink."

pretty much.

now, NSG, I'd like to request some advice from all you gays that frequent here. I'm bi, and I've never done anything with another guy, something that I'd like to remedy. I have no experience in flirting/initiating dates with other guys, so any pointers would be very well appreciated.

[Jello Biafra]

"Hey, I have some tickets to the hockey game Friday. You want to come?"
"Want to go grab some coffee later tonight?"
"You're cute...let's boink."

pretty much.

now, NSG, I'd like to request some advice from all you gays that frequent here. I'm bi, and I've never done anything with another guy, something that I'd like to remedy. I have no experience in flirting/initiating dates with other guys, so any pointers would be very well appreciated.

It would depend on how 'out' you can be in the situation.

[Straughn]

"Hey, I have some tickets to the hockey game Friday. You want to come?"
"Want to go grab some coffee later tonight?"
"You're cute...let's boink."

Wave some chocolate syrup at someone and they might just get with you.
Or butterscotch, so long as it ends up in the fridge and used later on someone else's birthday cake.

[Diseased Imaginings]

"Hey, I have some tickets to the hockey game Friday. You want to come?"
"Want to go grab some coffee later tonight?"
"You're cute...let's boink."

pretty much.

now, NSG, I'd like to request some advice from all you gays that frequent here. I'm bi, and I've never done anything with another guy, something that I'd like to remedy. I have no experience in flirting/initiating dates with other guys, so any pointers would be very well appreciated.

It would depend on how 'out' you can be in the situation.

... explain?

[Georgism]

I'd make a rap and perform it to them, with the final lines asking them out.

[Phenia]

It shouldn't be a ritual. I just ask if they wanna do something. It ought to flow naturally from the conversation and setting. And if it doesn't... why the hell are you asking her out in the first place?

[Diseased Imaginings]

It shouldn't be a ritual. I just ask if they wanna do something. It ought to flow naturally from the conversation and setting. And if it doesn't... why the hell are you asking her out in the first place?

because you want their genitals, obviously.