NSG! How would you ask someone out?

[The Fanboyists]

Trust me, get to know them before you ask them out. Going with a complete stranger or badly known aquaintence will only end in cheap, meaningless sex... Wait...

...I'll be back in a bit.

(Joking.)

And make sure they say they're OVER 18 !

no, make sure they are over 18. what they said doesn't constitute much of a defense for you

Nah. 16. I live in a good state. ;D

[Buffett and Colbert]

"Oi, want to go see movie?" should work.

[The Fanboyists]

Jump up in front of them and say," Tremble before my glory and create genetically superior offspring with me."

Then you whip your junk out, right?

Or do you just have to be sparkly? It seems to work for vampires, after all...

[Cachette de Lions]

Really creepy chat-up lines related to electromagnetism no one would get. Such as the following:

If I were a magnet, would you be my coil of wire? Because when I'm inside you it would be electric.

Or, you know, not that.

[The Fanboyists]

Really creepy chat-up lines related to electromagnetism no one would get. Such as the following:

If I were a magnet, would you be my coil of wire? Because when I'm inside you it would be electric.

Or, you know, not that.

Personally, I like this one:

"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?"

[United Dependencies]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

You can't be friends with the people you like? I was friends with Galloism before anything happened between us. We're still friends, even when married. I'm not sure I follow you.

[The Fanboyists]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

You can't be friends with the people you like? I was friends with Galloism before anything happened between us. We're still friends, even when married. I'm not sure I follow you.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he means if one gets to the point of being so close a friend that they are in the 'practically siblings' stage. Also known, methinks, as the "just friends" zone.

Who knows, though.

[United Dependencies]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

You can't be friends with the people you like? I was friends with Galloism before anything happened between us. We're still friends, even when married. I'm not sure I follow you.

Obviously you want to know the person you're going out with but the "friend zone" is just the place a guy is sent to when a girl doesn't have the heart to say no. I can't stand it when someone says they "just want to be friends" just say no and let's be done with it. That is what I was talking aobut.

[Assassinistan]

In America, you ask girls out (unless you're gay, a straight girl, neutered, can't talk, or a gorilla trained to use a keyboard, like half of NS users).
In Soviet Assassinistan, girls ask YOU out!

[Nordicus]

Write lets go on a date on her car. When you find looking at her car, and say to her, " May you please go on a date with me my adorable sweetheart."Then you her on the cheek.

And then see how long it takes the restraining order to go into effect.

[United Dependencies]

Write lets go on a date on her car. When you find looking at her car, and say to her, " May you please go on a date with me my adorable sweetheart."Then you her on the cheek.

And then see how long it takes the restraining order to go into effect.

???
Profit!

[Buffett and Colbert]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

You can't be friends with the people you like? I was friends with Galloism before anything happened between us. We're still friends, even when married. I'm not sure I follow you.

Well, the friend zone does kinda suck after a while. But this, you know, should it happen, would be exacerbated by the fact that the person you're attracted to lives thousands of miles away and asks you for insight on your gender's mindset so that person can get together with someone else way over there...

Just throwing around examples, of course.

[Tunizcha]

Teenage relationships are quite bullshit. Guys are idiots, girls are living in a fantasy world. [/generalization]

[United Dependencies]

Teenage relationships are quite bullshit. Guys are idiots, girls are living in a fantasy world. [/generalization]

I second this generalization. Even though it includes me.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Teenage relationships are quite bullshit. Guys are idiots, girls are living in a fantasy world. [/generalization]

I second this generalization. Even though it includes me.

^This in full

[The Fanboyists]

Teenage relationships are quite bullshit. Guys are idiots, girls are living in a fantasy world. [/generalization]

I second this generalization. Even though it includes me.

Agreed, even if it also includes me.

Doesn't mean I can't try. Can't hurt.

[Person012345]

"Get in the van"

If they don't comply, give them a little nudge.

[Novograd IV]

In America, you ask girls out (unless you're gay, a straight girl, neutered, can't talk, or a gorilla trained to use a keyboard, like half of NS users).
In Soviet Assassinistan, girls ask YOU out!

I LUV UR NATION!!!one!!11!!!!1!!!!banana!!!!!

[Devonshire County]

First do things with friends, like go round, see films, get drunk at a party etc...
then one time just meet up together for something casual, maybe before going to a larger gathering. If it looks bad just say - we might as well at least do something.
If it looks good then just meet up seperatley for other stuff, you know, the kinds of things you meet up with your guy friends for...

[Fanaglia]

Here's what you do:

1. Build a large homemade bomb.
2. When your neighbor's cousin comes over to see what you're doing right as it's about to go off, dive on top of her, tackling her out of the way.
3. Bomb goes off; you saved neighbor's cousin's life.
4. ????
5. Profit!!!

(at least that's how it went with my ex)

[Assassinistan]

In America, you ask girls out (unless you're gay, a straight girl, neutered, can't talk, or a gorilla trained to use a keyboard, like half of NS users).
In Soviet Assassinistan, girls ask YOU out!

I LUV UR NATION!!!one!!11!!!!1!!!!banana!!!!!

Thanks, I think.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

You plant your feet in the dirt, look her straight in the eye, and say "Baby, you and me's goin on a date!"

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

You can't be friends with the people you like? I was friends with Galloism before anything happened between us. We're still friends, even when married. I'm not sure I follow you.

Well, the friend zone does kinda suck after a while. But this, you know, should it happen, would be exacerbated by the fact that the person you're attracted to lives thousands of miles away and asks you for insight on your gender's mindset so that person can get together with someone else way over there...

Just throwing around examples, of course.

I see. I wasn't taking it in that context but I can understand what you're getting at.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I would get to know them better before actually asking them out.

The friend zone is not a fun place real place

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

You can't be friends with the people you like? I was friends with Galloism before anything happened between us. We're still friends, even when married. I'm not sure I follow you.

Well, the friend zone does kinda suck after a while. But this, you know, should it happen, would be exacerbated by the fact that the person you're attracted to lives thousands of miles away and asks you for insight on your gender's mindset so that person can get together with someone else way over there...

Just throwing around examples, of course.

I see. I wasn't taking it in that context but I can understand what you're getting at.

I figured you weren't, but hey, everybody likes a purely hypothetical story, right?