NSG! How would you ask someone out?

[A mean old man]

I'd shuffle my way up to the girl, fidgeting, looking at the ground, twitching my eyelid once in a while, stop in frong of her, stand there silently, stare into her face, breathe heavily, contort my mouth into strange shapes a few times, blow a raspberry, then finally scream "HEY LET'S GO TO A MOVIE OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!"

Then I'd walk off. I'd be sure to look over my shoulder a few times with wide, twitchy eyes. Maybe I'd break into a run at some point.

You forgot staring at their chin. You should always stare at people's chin.

Or better yet, direct one's stare a little further down...

[Kaputer]

Say "Baby we are going to go have fun and your not going to say no."
If she says no slap her several times

Rape!

Not if she likes it or you yell surprise

[The Fanboyists]

Say "Baby we are going to go have fun and your not going to say no."
If she says no slap her several times

Not a great idea. This is the sort of girl that will hit back. Repeatedly and hard. With something heavy in hand.

GIVE HER A HUG!!!!

LIKE A PEDOBEAR HUG?!

[Lockswania]

C'mon people, let's have some funny ones! That was half the point! We've only got a couple of those, so far.

Don't look at me. I have no sense of humor. It was a sad birth defect.

Plus, just go with your instincts! And if she likes YOU, then odds are no matter how you ask, she will say yes.

[Kaputer]

Say "Baby we are going to go have fun and your not going to say no."
If she says no slap her several times

Not a great idea. This is the sort of girl that will hit back. Repeatedly and hard. With something heavy in hand.

GIVE HER A HUG!!!!

LIKE A PEDOBEAR HUG?!

Like a naked bear hug?

[Barringtonia]

I just raise an eyebrow,

[Natapoc]

Say "Baby we are going to go have fun and your not going to say no."
If she says no slap her several times

Rape!

Careful she may be wearing one of these: http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id ... 162_210700

Jaap Haumann, 72, who farms near the small town of Clocolan, has designed a "killer tampon" which can lop off the end of a would-be rapist's penis.

[The Fanboyists]

Say "Baby we are going to go have fun and your not going to say no."
If she says no slap her several times

Rape!

Not if she likes it or you yell surprise

It's not rape, its surprise sex they didn't know they wanted?

[South Norwega]

I'd shuffle my way up to the girl, fidgeting, looking at the ground, twitching my eyelid once in a while, stop in frong of her, stand there silently, stare into her face, breathe heavily, contort my mouth into strange shapes a few times, blow a raspberry, then finally scream "HEY LET'S GO TO A MOVIE OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!"

Then I'd walk off. I'd be sure to look over my shoulder a few times with wide, twitchy eyes. Maybe I'd break into a run at some point.

You forgot staring at their chin. You should always stare at people's chin.

Or better yet, direct one's stare a little further down...

Good Lord! Not the elbows!

[A mean old man]

I'd shuffle my way up to the girl, fidgeting, looking at the ground, twitching my eyelid once in a while, stop in frong of her, stand there silently, stare into her face, breathe heavily, contort my mouth into strange shapes a few times, blow a raspberry, then finally scream "HEY LET'S GO TO A MOVIE OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!"

Then I'd walk off. I'd be sure to look over my shoulder a few times with wide, twitchy eyes. Maybe I'd break into a run at some point.

You forgot staring at their chin. You should always stare at people's chin.

Or better yet, direct one's stare a little further down...

Good Lord! Not the elbows!

I was thinking the neck, but if you want to get that dirty...

[The Fanboyists]

I'd shuffle my way up to the girl, fidgeting, looking at the ground, twitching my eyelid once in a while, stop in frong of her, stand there silently, stare into her face, breathe heavily, contort my mouth into strange shapes a few times, blow a raspberry, then finally scream "HEY LET'S GO TO A MOVIE OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!"

Then I'd walk off. I'd be sure to look over my shoulder a few times with wide, twitchy eyes. Maybe I'd break into a run at some point.

You forgot staring at their chin. You should always stare at people's chin.

Or better yet, direct one's stare a little further down...

Good Lord! Not the elbows!

Oh my! A babe in the woods, I am. Here I was thinking he meant the feet!

[The Fanboyists]

I just raise an eyebrow,

Tried it.

[Anemos Major]

"I'll give you candy if you come into my ominously darkly painted, tinted-window equipped vehicle with what appears to be a sleeping gas chamber in the rear seating area."

"What?"

"Candy."

This works. I have tried it.

Either that, or take the initiative. Break into their house and sit at their dining table; there. You're eating out with said person. Mission accomplished.

[South Norwega]

I'd shuffle my way up to the girl, fidgeting, looking at the ground, twitching my eyelid once in a while, stop in frong of her, stand there silently, stare into her face, breathe heavily, contort my mouth into strange shapes a few times, blow a raspberry, then finally scream "HEY LET'S GO TO A MOVIE OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!"

Then I'd walk off. I'd be sure to look over my shoulder a few times with wide, twitchy eyes. Maybe I'd break into a run at some point.

You forgot staring at their chin. You should always stare at people's chin.

Or better yet, direct one's stare a little further down...

Good Lord! Not the elbows!

Oh my! A babe in the woods, I am. Here I was thinking he meant the feet!

You can tell so much about the state of a person through careful observation of their elbows. Unfortunately this is a 24/7 job. You'll need a good vantage spot outside their residence, a ghillie suit and some binoculars.

[The Fanboyists]

I'd shuffle my way up to the girl, fidgeting, looking at the ground, twitching my eyelid once in a while, stop in frong of her, stand there silently, stare into her face, breathe heavily, contort my mouth into strange shapes a few times, blow a raspberry, then finally scream "HEY LET'S GO TO A MOVIE OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!"

Then I'd walk off. I'd be sure to look over my shoulder a few times with wide, twitchy eyes. Maybe I'd break into a run at some point.

You forgot staring at their chin. You should always stare at people's chin.

Or better yet, direct one's stare a little further down...

Good Lord! Not the elbows!

Oh my! A babe in the woods, I am. Here I was thinking he meant the feet!

You can tell so much about the state of a person through careful observation of their elbows. Unfortunately this is a 24/7 job. You'll need a good vantage spot outside their residence, a ghillie suit and some binoculars.

Mossy Oak will do if you don't have a Gillie suit, yes?

[South Norwega]

Mossy Oak will do if you don't have a Gillie suit, yes?

In a pinch, yes. Either that or a Helicopter are suitable replacements.

[The Fanboyists]

Mossy Oak will do if you don't have a Gillie suit, yes?

In a pinch, yes. Either that or a Helicopter are suitable replacements.

Too low budget for a copter. Ladder in the trees work?

[Lacadaemon]

Hay [insert name here], would you be interested in lunch/dinner at [insert name of place you want to go] [circle one: tonight, tomorow night, [some specific date in the near future]]?

If lunch it will be a short date. If dinner it will be a longer one. Plan accordingly.

This, more or less. Though I'd probably be a little less blunt and work it into a larger conversation.

[Barringtonia]

I just raise an eyebrow,

Tried it.

It only works for the few,

[South Norwega]

Mossy Oak will do if you don't have a Gillie suit, yes?

In a pinch, yes. Either that or a Helicopter are suitable replacements.

Too low budget for a copter. Ladder in the trees work?

Yup.

And now you're all set for an eternity of elbow observing.

[Sdaeriji]

Hey baby, I'm huge.

I've got big muscles, too.

[The Fanboyists]

I just raise an eyebrow,

Tried it.

It only works for the few,

But if you knew me, then you'd know I am truely an expert at the eyebrow raising.

[The Fanboyists]

Hey baby, I'm huge.

I've got big muscles, too.

...But I'm not tall!

[WWII History Geeks]

Well, my current boyfriend did it after we flirted for about a year and found we couldn't stay away from each other (no matter how much we tried to), so finally one day he just asked me if I wanted to make it official. Good times...

[Lacadaemon]

I just raise an eyebrow,

Tried it.

It only works for the few,

Roger Moore, is that you?