NSG! How would you ask someone out?

[East Fancainia]

Nice boots. Let's fuck.

nah....besides, I'm not wearing boots

[Unitopolis]

Scream as loud as you can to get her attention, and make sure she knows your screaming at her by making reference to something personal about her (e.g. Hey JEW!, Here, tubby!, Over here you fat piece of shit!). When she's staring at you, close your eyes and open them again. if she's still there, you're in, just name a time and place and she'll be there. (But of course, you'll have to pronounce the name of the place backwards, otherwise she won't know what you're talking about, like Wanna go Tuh Azzip)

[Ulu Turan]

ey mehbe bize gel

no, not so, i became close friend with the girl and the things came naturally i suppose

[Ifreann]

Whip it out and declare that it won't suck itself.

[The Blue Chocobo]

...why would you ask out someone whom you barely know? Love at first site almost never happens in real life.

isnt it kinda the point? most dates are with people u dont know well but want to become closer.

[Fartsniffage]

Whip it out and declare that it won't suck itself.

Damn right.

Women love to suck a wallet dry.

[The Imperial Navy]

Whip it out and declare that it won't suck itself.

Damn right.

Women love to suck a wallet dry.

That is freaking win.

[East Fancainia]

That is freaking win.

I know! Image has been moved or deleted is total WIN!

[The Imperial Navy]

Appears on mine. Oh well, i removed it anyway.

[Hogusholand]

Trust me, get to know them before you ask them out. Going with a complete stranger or badly known aquaintence will only end in cheap, meaningless sex... Wait...

...I'll be back in a bit.

(Joking.)

And make sure they say they're OVER 18 !

whas that one reffering to me since I liked a girl but found out she was 17 and I am 22

[Novograd IV]

Trust me, get to know them before you ask them out. Going with a complete stranger or badly known aquaintence will only end in cheap, meaningless sex... Wait...

...I'll be back in a bit.

(Joking.)

And make sure they say they're OVER 18 !

whas that one reffering to me since I liked a girl but found out she was 17 and I am 22

it was referring to imp. navy's flag...

[The Fanboyists]

oh do we? how is that?

Just the part where you look us over. Although I'm sure not all of you guys just pick on looks,or style, It's almost degrading sometimes. I mean sometimes I am just doing my best to impress you, and another guy comes up, and he is on the football team, and I have no chance. I'm sorta smacked down by a hairy jock.

Speaking as a hairy semi-jock, I highly resent that remark. That effect only happens if they're a reciever, or a QB. Rarely happens with linemen. Trust me. I'd be a lot happier if it did.

[Nastiridon]

Sneak up behind them and go BOOOO!

[Zanarkenis]

Write lets go on a date on her car. When you find looking at her car, and say to her, " May you please go on a date with me my adorable sweetheart."Then you her on the cheek.

[Sarkhaan]

Simple.

"Hi, whats your name?"

Hold conversation.

Pretend to listen.

"Alright well I need to go meet my friends, it was nice chatting with you. Let me get your number and we can hang out sometime."

Hand phone to female, its instinct to grab something that's held out to you. When she types the shit in, call her so she "has your number" i.e. check to see if the number she gave you is real.

Walk away.

Text her later. "It was a pleasure meeting you tonight, you free on INSERT A SPECIFIC TIME to go grab a bite to eat?" MAKE SURE TO BE SPECIFIC, REGARDLESS OF HOW YOUR SCHEDULE LOOKS YOU ARE A BUSY MAN WITH BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO FIT HER IN BUT YOU WILL ANYWAYS AS SHE IS "WORTH IT"

Ignore her reply for at least 5 hours. YOU ARE A BUSY MAN

Respond with "Great, ill pick you up at SPECIFIC TIME. Whats your address?"

As much as it's difficult to tell when someone is full of hot air when he says he's good with women, this post does seem to validate your claims. Simple, yet effective. The proper approach.

Or that he has watched too much of The Pickup Artist. It's a great approach if you're looking to get laid...it will likely get you a date and into the sack. Not so great if you're looking for an actual relationship.

[The Southern Dictators]

Asking the internet for dating advice is like asking a whore for moral advice. I.e., pretty stupid thing to do.

I like that

[Parthenon]

Simple.

"Hi, whats your name?"

Hold conversation.

Pretend to listen.

"Alright well I need to go meet my friends, it was nice chatting with you. Let me get your number and we can hang out sometime."

Hand phone to female, its instinct to grab something that's held out to you. When she types the shit in, call her so she "has your number" i.e. check to see if the number she gave you is real.

Walk away.

Text her later. "It was a pleasure meeting you tonight, you free on INSERT A SPECIFIC TIME to go grab a bite to eat?" MAKE SURE TO BE SPECIFIC, REGARDLESS OF HOW YOUR SCHEDULE LOOKS YOU ARE A BUSY MAN WITH BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO FIT HER IN BUT YOU WILL ANYWAYS AS SHE IS "WORTH IT"

Ignore her reply for at least 5 hours. YOU ARE A BUSY MAN

Respond with "Great, ill pick you up at SPECIFIC TIME. Whats your address?"

As much as it's difficult to tell when someone is full of hot air when he says he's good with women, this post does seem to validate your claims. Simple, yet effective. The proper approach.

Or that he has watched too much of The Pickup Artist. It's a great approach if you're looking to get laid...it will likely get you a date and into the sack. Not so great if you're looking for an actual relationship.

Whats the pickup artist?

[Waterlow]

Ineptly. And unsuccessfully, most likely.

Drunken, scarcely remembered falling into bed scenarios work better for me.

[The Future Kingdom]

just say "Hey baby you and me are going out on a date" LOL Tropic thunder ftw

[Lackadaisical2]

shedding in my shaddow one, listenen to my sucled memory. listen and live and to breathe,

[Lackadaisical2]

I gave those fuvkers something to fear.

[Lackadaisical2]

nothing shall escape my terropr

[The Fanboyists]

Usually, a simple conversation sparks a friendship. Not flirting . Most women will over time realize or think you are desperate by immediately flirt. Bad, bad idea my freind!

It's friend.

"I before e except after c."

Weird, huh?

[The Scandinvans]

Jump up in front of them and say," Tremble before my glory and create genetically superior offspring with me."

[The Fanboyists]

Asking the internet for dating advice is like asking a whore for moral advice. I.e., pretty stupid thing to do.

I like that

My friend, you have missed half the point of this thread. Half the point was to get amusing responses.