NSG! How would you ask someone out?

[DaWoad]

mine are fine, thank you. soft and covering

I don't really see where you're getting humorless from just because I think repeating a bad joke ad nauseum is a poor substitute for humor

I think someone wearing contorted undergarments is rather funny, myself, not "humorless."

What exactly is a "good" substitute for humor?

Chloroform . . .I thought we went over this already.

[Londim]

Hypnotise them. Then you don't have to ask them.

[Hogusholand]

"hey I know a good restaurant so if you're not busy or anything, I was hoping we could have dinner." whilst shuffling and blushing infront of her and then a shy smile,

[The Antarctic Lands]

Asking the internet for dating advice is like asking a whore for moral advice. I.e., pretty stupid thing to do.

[Fanaglia]

Close your eyes and shout

"SUMMON....sexytimes!"

Note: This may not work.

I think I'm going to try this. Except I'll be wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and a really tiny bikini.

[Lackadaisical2]

Here's how you do it:

Whats somebody like you, doing in a place like this?
say, did you come alone? or did you bring all your friends?
say, whats your name, what you drinking
i think i know what you're thinking
baby whats your sign, tell me yours ill tell you mine
say, whats somebody like you doing in a place like this

No, that's not.

How bout this?: (for a girl)

Maybe It's Time To Put This Pussy On Ya Sideburns

sounds just as horrible as your other suggestions.

[DaWoad]

Close your eyes and shout

"SUMMON....sexytimes!"

Note: This may not work.

I think I'm going to try this. Except I'll be wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and a really tiny bikini.

If you are female and even moderately attractive it almost certainly will work (scary as that is . . . .*looks quizzical* If you're male it will almost as certainly not work.

[Londim]

Close your eyes and shout

"SUMMON....sexytimes!"

Note: This may not work.

I think I'm going to try this. Except I'll be wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and a really tiny bikini.

If you are female and even moderately attractive it almost certainly will work (scary as that is . . . .*looks quizzical* If you're male it will almost as certainly not work.

Damn double standards.

[Aterkial]

Ker-Duh. Threaten to Destroy the Planet you're living on if she doesn't want to. And if she does in celebration you should blow up the planet you're living on. It's a win-win.

[Tiesabre]

You, me, Red Lobster, Saturday night 8 pm, wear something nice.

[DrunkenDove]

Don't ask us, ask NASA what they would do.

http://www.theonion.com/video/nasa-scie ... 018,14400/

[Smunkeeville]

That's the back up plan tho. Just be like hey like let's go to the zoo Saturday. The important thing is to have a plan and ask with confidence.

This is so true.

I don't think you really need to get to know someone before taking them out on a date......I mean that's how you get to know them, right?

You probably shouldn't have sex with them until you know them better though, for safety reasons.

[Andaluciae]

Usually you create a window in a conversation--for a recent example of one such window (which I didn't use for a variety of reasons):

Wednesday night, some event or another, girl across the table, me happy and content: "Hey, have you ever been to the New Indian?" "No--I've heard of it, though...is it good? I mean, what do they do?" "It's fantastic, they're kind of like a nicer, smaller Max & Erma's--you really ought to go sometime."

At this point, had I wanted to ask her out, I could have subbed in "you want to go sometime?" with the "you really ought to go sometime." spot.

If you can't hold a enough of a conversation to get to this point, then you're SOL, and you really ought to not ask her out.

[Novograd IV]

Usually you create a window in a conversation--for a recent example of one such window (which I didn't use for a variety of reasons):

Wednesday night, some event or another, girl across the table, me happy and content: "Hey, have you ever been to the New Indian?" "No--I've heard of it, though...is it good? I mean, what do they do?" "It's fantastic, they're kind of like a nicer, smaller Max & Erma's--you really ought to go sometime."

At this point, had I wanted to ask her out, I could have subbed in "you want to go sometime?" with the "you really ought to go sometime." spot.

If you can't hold a enough of a conversation to get to this point, then you're SOL, and you really ought to not ask her out.

damn. what if we can't hold any conversation with the other sex at all face to face?

[Andaluciae]

Usually you create a window in a conversation--for a recent example of one such window (which I didn't use for a variety of reasons):

Wednesday night, some event or another, girl across the table, me happy and content: "Hey, have you ever been to the New Indian?" "No--I've heard of it, though...is it good? I mean, what do they do?" "It's fantastic, they're kind of like a nicer, smaller Max & Erma's--you really ought to go sometime."

At this point, had I wanted to ask her out, I could have subbed in "you want to go sometime?" with the "you really ought to go sometime." spot.

If you can't hold a enough of a conversation to get to this point, then you're SOL, and you really ought to not ask her out.

damn. what if we can't hold any conversation with the other sex at all face to face?

Then we'll have LG kick you in the nuts until you realize you have far more to fear than vagina-bearing child incubators.

[Lackadaisical2]

Usually you create a window in a conversation--for a recent example of one such window (which I didn't use for a variety of reasons):

Wednesday night, some event or another, girl across the table, me happy and content: "Hey, have you ever been to the New Indian?" "No--I've heard of it, though...is it good? I mean, what do they do?" "It's fantastic, they're kind of like a nicer, smaller Max & Erma's--you really ought to go sometime."

At this point, had I wanted to ask her out, I could have subbed in "you want to go sometime?" with the "you really ought to go sometime." spot.

If you can't hold a enough of a conversation to get to this point, then you're SOL, and you really ought to not ask her out.

damn. what if we can't hold any conversation with the other sex at all face to face?

Then you're not a very good person. Just treat them like you would someone of the same sex, if you can't even hold a conversation with someone of your own sex, retreat to the internet for the rest of your life.

[Karsol]

Basically grind up to a cute/buff guy in the nightclub if he would like to spend the night.

Of course it is a lot harder than that, since after ten minutes of music, you are quite deaf, so the proposition has to be more...physical...

[DrunkenDove]

Basically grind up to a cute/buff guy in the nightclub if he would like to spend the night.

Of course it is a lot harder than that, since after ten minutes of music, you are quite deaf, so the proposition has to be more...physical...

Sign language?

[Novograd IV]

damn. what if we can't hold any conversation with the other sex at all face to face?

Then you're not a very good person. Just treat them like you would someone of the same sex, if you can't even hold a conversation with someone of your own sex, retreat to the internet for the rest of your life.

yeah but they're all so... girly
normal tactics don't work on females, they stare blankly at you like some sort of lost puppy, heck i haven't come face to face with a female capable of holding an intellectual conversation in, since i was born...

doesn't help i go to an all boys school.

[Karsol]

Basically grind up to a cute/buff guy in the nightclub if he would like to spend the night.

Of course it is a lot harder than that, since after ten minutes of music, you are quite deaf, so the proposition has to be more...physical...

Sign language?

More like morse code.

[DrunkenDove]

damn. what if we can't hold any conversation with the other sex at all face to face?

Then you're not a very good person. Just treat them like you would someone of the same sex, if you can't even hold a conversation with someone of your own sex, retreat to the internet for the rest of your life.

yeah but they're all so... girly
normal tactics don't work on females, they stare blankly at you like some sort of lost puppy, heck i haven't come face to face with a female capable of holding an intellectual conversation in, since i was born..

Ho, boy, are you ever in the wrong place to be holding those sort of opinions.

[DaWoad]

damn. what if we can't hold any conversation with the other sex at all face to face?

Then you're not a very good person. Just treat them like you would someone of the same sex, if you can't even hold a conversation with someone of your own sex, retreat to the internet for the rest of your life.

yeah but they're all so... girly
normal tactics don't work on females, they stare blankly at you like some sort of lost puppy, heck i haven't come face to face with a female capable of holding an intellectual conversation in, since i was born..

Ho, boy, are you ever in the wrong place to be holding those sort of opinions.

*sits back with popcorn*
Well now this should be fun . . .Hey want some popcorn while we wait for bottle or mur to show up?

[Novograd IV]

Ho, boy, are you ever in the wrong place to be holding those sort of opinions.

this is NS, everyones asexual. right?


[rehearsed statement to get me out of trouble]
joking, i know, NS holds the most intellectual females i met on any forum/game, trust me i've been to a lot of places on the interwebz [/rehearsed statement to get me out of trouble]

*pulls out molitov and automatic pistol*
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*gets to the choppa'*

[Novograd IV]

i'm deeeeaaaaaaad aren't i?

[DaWoad]

i'm deeeeaaaaaaad aren't i?

*grins* if you run real fast you might . .. .just . . . .die tired heh heh heh