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Postby Fartsniffage » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:22 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46181662

The Irish Aviation Authority is investigating reports of bright lights and UFOs off the south-west coast of Ireland.

It began at 06:47 local time on Friday 9 November when a British Airways pilot contacted Shannon air traffic control.

She wanted to know if there were military exercises in the area because there was something "moving so fast".

The air traffic controller said there were no such exercises.

The pilot, flying from the Canadian city of Montreal to Heathrow, said there was a "very bright light" and the object had come up along the left side of the aircraft before it "rapidly veered to the north".

She was wondering what it could be but said it did not seem to be heading for a collision.

Another pilot from a Virgin plane joined in and suggested it might be a meteor or another object re-entering the earth's atmosphere.


My initial impression reading the headline was that it was just some pissed up Irishmen. But then I read that it was a British Airways pilot who first reported it and they're always sober and well adjusted. So apparently ET is visiting Ireland. Not sure why they would bother but there it is.

Are we going to have to fight off ET? Are the Russians doing sneaky things? Is the female pilot just being hysterical because it's her time of the month?

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Postby Bombadil » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:32 pm

It'd be a nice change of news cycle at least..
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Postby Fartsniffage » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:35 pm

Bombadil wrote:It'd be a nice change of news cycle at least..


Apparently the aliens were doing mach 2. The pilots gave no report as to whether their hair was on fire or whether they were happy.

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Postby Right wing humour squad » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:45 pm

Aliens looking at Ireland.

Extreme alcoholism in extraterrestrials confirmed.

Space Guinness when?
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Postby Northeast American Federation » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:48 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Right wing humour squad wrote:Aliens looking at Ireland.

Extreme alcoholism in extraterrestrials confirmed.

Space Guinness when?

Probably why they like America. :p



Jokes aside, if Aliens were real, Trump would have bumbled it out by now and screwed everybody over.

I think he already did, sort of. Why do you think he's pushing so hard for a US Space Force?
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Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:51 pm

I for once welcome our new anal-probing alien overlords
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:52 pm

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Postby Dagnia » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:01 pm

Right wing humour squad wrote:Aliens looking at Ireland.

Extreme alcoholism in extraterrestrials confirmed.

Space Guinness when?


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Postby Christ Triumphant » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:08 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:Oh please let this be the end


The end, or just the beginning?

At this point, I would welcome either a utopian benevolent alien dictatorship, or a dystopian totalitarian xenos tyranny, equally...

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Postby Petrasylvania » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:11 pm

This wasn't how The World's End went!
Crimes committed by Muslims will be proof of a pan-Islamic plot and Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand, crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of mentally ill lone wolves who do not represent their professed belief system at all.
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Postby Dogmeat » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:14 pm

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:I for once welcome our new anal-probing alien overlords

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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:14 pm

Christ Triumphant wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Oh please let this be the end


The end, or just the beginning?

At this point, I would welcome either a utopian benevolent alien dictatorship, or a dystopian totalitarian xenos tyranny, equally...

Either way I won’t be on this planet anymore
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Postby Petrasylvania » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:15 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Christ Triumphant wrote:
The end, or just the beginning?

At this point, I would welcome either a utopian benevolent alien dictatorship, or a dystopian totalitarian xenos tyranny, equally...

Either way I won’t be on this planet anymore

Doing porn in SPAAAAAAACE.
Crimes committed by Muslims will be proof of a pan-Islamic plot and Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand, crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of mentally ill lone wolves who do not represent their professed belief system at all.
The probability of someone secretly participating in homosexual acts is directly proportional to the frequency and loudness of their publicly professed disapproval and/or disgust for homosexuality.
If Donald Trump accuses an individual of malfeasance without evidence, it is almost a certainty either he or someone associated with him has in fact committed that very same malfeasance to a greater degree.

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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:16 pm

Petrasylvania wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Either way I won’t be on this planet anymore

Doing porn in SPAAAAAAACE.

Hey man people will pay a lot for space porn
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Postby Geneviev » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:19 pm

Christ Triumphant wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Oh please let this be the end


The end, or just the beginning?

At this point, I would welcome either a utopian benevolent alien dictatorship, or a dystopian totalitarian xenos tyranny, equally...

A utopian benevolent alien dictatorship that also allows us to escape Earth would be nice.
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:19 pm

Geneviev wrote:
Christ Triumphant wrote:
The end, or just the beginning?

At this point, I would welcome either a utopian benevolent alien dictatorship, or a dystopian totalitarian xenos tyranny, equally...

A utopian benevolent alien dictatorship that also allows us to escape Earth would be nice.

I mean all it takes to leave Earth is a blaster
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Postby Christ Triumphant » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:22 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:I mean all it takes to leave Earth is a blaster


Now, are you suggesting using said blaster to fight your way onto a ship, hijack the crew, and force them to take you off this rock, or suicide?

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Postby Geneviev » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:23 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Northeast American Federation wrote:I think he already did, sort of. Why do you think he's pushing so hard for a US Space Force?

Maybe...the "Deep Sate" are Spies and Aliens, or people talking to aliens? :blink:

They have been aliens this whole time.
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Postby Valgora » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:25 pm

It might be the Scumdogs.
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Postby United Anorbonum » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:25 pm

Someone should tell these aliens that St. Patrick's day isn't for another few months.

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Postby Northern Davincia » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:25 pm

Surely an intergalactic civilization will adhere to the NAP when surveying primitive worlds.
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Postby Petrasylvania » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:27 pm

Northern Davincia wrote:Surely an intergalactic civilization will adhere to the NAP when surveying primitive worlds.

Sure they will!
Crimes committed by Muslims will be proof of a pan-Islamic plot and Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand, crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of mentally ill lone wolves who do not represent their professed belief system at all.
The probability of someone secretly participating in homosexual acts is directly proportional to the frequency and loudness of their publicly professed disapproval and/or disgust for homosexuality.
If Donald Trump accuses an individual of malfeasance without evidence, it is almost a certainty either he or someone associated with him has in fact committed that very same malfeasance to a greater degree.

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Postby New haven america » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:27 pm

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Postby Cameroi » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:28 pm

why do people get all excited and have a big problem with the idea?

while it is unlikely that we are grown up enough for the rest of the universe to regard us as little more then somewhat backward children as long as our historians keep making excuses for mass murderers who happen to have won,

if e.t. wanted to remove us as a threat to the rest of the universe, all they'd have to do is stand further back then we can reach and throw rocks.
any ship with an ftl, or even near light drive, and a powerful enough tractor beam, could do for any world, by accellerating a sufficent stray mass, like an asteroid, to a sufficient delta v, on the neccessary trajectory.

if the rest of the universe is worried about us, its mostly about how much of a threat we might pose to everyone else out there.

if you see all kinds of different ships in the sky, if we ever grow up enough, that would be the galactic welcome wagon.
if they're all of a similar genearal design, look out, that would be one rogue world, like the galactic council has every right to worry about us becoming.
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Postby Dragonia Re Xzua » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:29 pm

If aliens did come, they'd probably mention how degenerate and contradictory the current cultures of the western hemisphere are. Then leave and quarantine the solar system, so as to prevent future visitors from getting migraines from the deteriorating monkeys that inhabit the little blue world.
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