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A Hypothetical Involving Three

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What do you choose?

Date the Mafia Queen, marry Annie, kill Felicie
5
10%
Date the Mafia Queen, marry Felicie, kill Annie
9
19%
Date Annie, marry the Mafia Queen, kill Felicie
4
8%
Date Annie, marry Felicie, kill the Mafia Queen
1
2%
Date Felicie, marry the Mafia Queen, kill Annie
19
40%
Date Felicie, marry Annie, kill the Mafia Queen
10
21%
 
Total votes : 48

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:01 am

Valrifell wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Correct

What a twist right?


I do have to give it to you, I was not expecting this.


Ifreann almost guessed it

They said “mafia queen again?”

It’s kind of close

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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:14 am

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:Everyone here is forgetting the obvious: you can complete all the objectives and still be able to shoot the two that didn't die with three rounds from the glock 43. Marry the rich person and kill them. Possibly going to jail is better than inevitably going to jail because you're part of a criminal organization and living your life in fear. If apprehended, I would plead guilty for 2nd degree murder. Either way, I would make sure that any attempt on my life wouldn't be worth the risk.

No, you marry the Mafia Queen and have her put a hit on Muddy Brat, then give the DA everything they need to put Mafia Queen on death row in exchange for immunity.

Two birds, one stone.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:15 am

I feel like I am trapped by Matt Lauer at a party.


I marry the witch queen, I always wanted to grow up to be a queens consort.

Fuck snow white


I guess the party girl dies, we dont know what she looks like.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:33 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:Everyone here is forgetting the obvious: you can complete all the objectives and still be able to shoot the two that didn't die with three rounds from the glock 43. Marry the rich person and kill them. Possibly going to jail is better than inevitably going to jail because you're part of a criminal organization and living your life in fear. If apprehended, I would plead guilty for 2nd degree murder. Either way, I would make sure that any attempt on my life wouldn't be worth the risk.

No, you marry the Mafia Queen and have her put a hit on Muddy Brat, then give the DA everything they need to put Mafia Queen on death row in exchange for immunity.

Two birds, one stone.


Can’t do that

Op underlined rule says there is a duty of loyalty to the wife

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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:39 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:No, you marry the Mafia Queen and have her put a hit on Muddy Brat, then give the DA everything they need to put Mafia Queen on death row in exchange for immunity.

Two birds, one stone.


Can’t do that

Op underlined rule says there is a duty of loyalty to the wife

But not to the Mafia.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:41 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Can’t do that

Op underlined rule says there is a duty of loyalty to the wife

But not to the Mafia.

One named Jersey, should not be crossing the mob. You too can be buried next to Jimmy hoffa.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:42 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Can’t do that

Op underlined rule says there is a duty of loyalty to the wife

But not to the Mafia.


If the proposed action results in foreseeable detriment/harm to her, however indirectly

It would be a breach of the generalized duty of loyalty for this scenario

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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:43 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:But not to the Mafia.


If the proposed action results in foreseeable detriment/harm to her, however indirectly

It would be a breach of the generalized duty of loyalty for this scenario

What about the duty to report crimes to the State?
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:45 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
If the proposed action results in foreseeable detriment/harm to her, however indirectly

It would be a breach of the generalized duty of loyalty for this scenario

What about the duty to report crimes to the State?


It’s overidden by the confines of the hypothetical if you marry

You can report her if you’re only dating though (you’ll probably die though)

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Postby Ifreann » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:49 am

I think I'd rather die alone.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:17 am

Ifreann wrote:I think I'd rather die alone.


Why though?

Both queens are willing to finance a very comfortable life for you

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Postby Heloin » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:26 am

None of these people are Danny Devito or any of the three Amigos. I feel robbed.

Ifreann wrote:I think I'd rather die alone.

Winning Answer.

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:28 am

Ifreann wrote:I think I'd rather die alone.


Good news, we all do.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:36 am

Heloin wrote:None of these people are Danny Devito or any of the three Amigos. I feel robbed.

Ifreann wrote:I think I'd rather die alone.

Winning Answer.


Isn’t Danny devito the Penguin?

Why him?

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Postby Robosia » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:01 am

Is this what NSG has come to? “Kill, Marry, F*ck”? Come on mate, you can do better than this.
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Postby Thermodolia » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:02 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I think I'd rather die alone.


Why though?

Both queens are willing to finance a very comfortable life for you

Money is not something I look for in a Husband/boyfriend. The guy could be a broke college student with awesome personality and a great sense of humor. That’s what I look for.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:05 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Why though?

Both queens are willing to finance a very comfortable life for you

Money is not something I look for in a Husband/boyfriend. The guy could be a broke college student with awesome personality and a great sense of humor. That’s what I look for.


Then what about sexiness?

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Postby Heloin » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:05 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Heloin wrote:None of these people are Danny Devito or any of the three Amigos. I feel robbed.


Winning Answer.


Isn’t Danny devito the Penguin?

Why him?

Yes.

Because I'm nothing if not self referential.

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:05 am

Robosia wrote:Is this what NSG has come to? “Kill, Marry, F*ck”? Come on mate, you can do better than this.


Suggestion?

It was going to be a thread involving my 3 characters somehow...

I was trying to think of something along those lines
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:06 am

Heloin wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Isn’t Danny devito the Penguin?

Why him?

Yes.

Because I'm nothing if not self referential.


Wait... are you Devito?

But... but you hail from South Africa/Florida????

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Postby Thermodolia » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:07 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Money is not something I look for in a Husband/boyfriend. The guy could be a broke college student with awesome personality and a great sense of humor. That’s what I look for.


Then what about sexiness?

Humor and a great personality are sexy. A beard and abs are good too but a guy with a hot bod and no personality or worse a shit one is a no go
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:07 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:Suggestion?

Please stop.
"The Duke of Texas" is too formal for regular use. Just call me "Your Grace".
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Postby Thermodolia » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:07 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Heloin wrote:Yes.

Because I'm nothing if not self referential.


Wait... are you Devito?

But... but you hail from South Africa/Florida????

Zimbabwe. Not South Africa
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:08 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Then what about sexiness?

Humor and a great personality are sexy. A beard and abs are good too but a guy with a hot bod and no personality or worse a shit one is a no go


Even if he looks like Coster-Waldau?

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:09 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:Suggestion?

Please stop.


I’m open to all ideas

However, for my next thread I’m breaking from these vigilante scenarios and returning to Policy threads

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