A Hypothetical Involving Three

[Valrifell]

At least Annie would do drugs with me.

While that is a plus, I feel like it's not enough to counter genocidal maniac minus.

But Iffy, what if I can fix her.

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At least Annie would do drugs with me.

While that is a plus, I feel like it's not enough to counter genocidal maniac minus.

Maybe she's only genocidal cause she hasn't had the chance to just, like, chill and forget about genocide because look at that pattern on the wall and how it just goes on and it's the same color as music.

[Hammer Britannia]

I choose Option 7

Marry the mafia queen, get her to kill the other two, then snitch on her thus sentencing her to execution.

[Ifreann]

While that is a plus, I feel like it's not enough to counter genocidal maniac minus.

But Iffy, what if I can fix her.

That's a high risk game when you could be turned into a newt for forgetting your anniversary. Too rich for my blood.

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While that is a plus, I feel like it's not enough to counter genocidal maniac minus.

Maybe she's only genocidal cause she hasn't had the chance to just, like, chill and forget about genocide because look at that pattern on the wall and how it just goes on and it's the same color as music.

No amount at staring at a pattern on the wall, no matter how absorbing, will un-genocide all her victims.

[Valrifell]

But Iffy, what if I can fix her.

That's a high risk game when you could be turned into a newt for forgetting your anniversary. Too rich for my blood.

But then, you see, if she does that then I show that she weighs more than a duck and have her burned!

[Ifreann]

That's a high risk game when you could be turned into a newt for forgetting your anniversary. Too rich for my blood.

But then, you see, if she does that then I show that she weighs more than a duck and have her burned!

You think she won't turn the police into newts? She's Witch Hitler!

[Thermodolia]

But then, you see, if she does that then I show that she weighs more than a duck and have her burned!

You think she won't turn the police into newts? She's Witch Hitler!

Holy water firehose it’s the only answer

[Valrifell]

You think she won't turn the police into newts? She's Witch Hitler!

Holy water firehose it’s the only answer

Just have the Pope bless the ocean and take her for a swim when/if she cools down and turns me human again.

[The Two Jerseys]

I choose Option 7

Marry the mafia queen, get her to kill the other two, then snitch on her thus sentencing her to execution.

IM already said, your duty of loyalty to her overrides your duty to report criminal activity to the Ministry of Love.

Sounds like doubleplusungood crimethink to me...

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I choose Option 7

Marry the mafia queen, get her to kill the other two, then snitch on her thus sentencing her to execution.

IM already said, your duty of loyalty to her overrides your duty to report criminal activity to the Ministry of Love.

Sounds like doubleplusungood crimethink to me...

Who snitches on their own spouse?

[Heloin]

IM already said, your duty of loyalty to her overrides your duty to report criminal activity to the Ministry of Love.

Sounds like doubleplusungood crimethink to me...

Who snitches on their own spouse?

Someone who only married them as party of a game of fuck, kill, marry.

[The Two Jerseys]

Who snitches on their own spouse?

Someone who only married them as party of a game of fuck, kill, marry.

Someone who lives in a world where cars are constantly tracked, and where dogs and suits are banned, for the Greater Good.

[Hammer Britannia]

I choose Option 7

Marry the mafia queen, get her to kill the other two, then snitch on her thus sentencing her to execution.

IM already said, your duty of loyalty to her overrides your duty to report criminal activity to the Ministry of Love.

Sounds like doubleplusungood crimethink to me...

Frick crimethink, they're all murdering maniacs who need to be purged

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[United Muscovite Nations]

You know what, I might marry Felicie. She sounds kind of stuck-up, but I agree with what seems to be her view that a mother should stay home with the children, and she might make a good wife in that sense.

[Kowani]

You know what, I might marry Felicie. She sounds kind of stuck-up, but I agree with what seems to be her view that a mother should stay home with the children, and she might make a good wife in that sense.

I don’t think that’s it. It seems to me that she’s accustomed to luxury and just doesn’t want to work. Medieval noblewoman, if you will.

[Infected Mushroom]

You know, you made my choice easier too by saying "any lifestyle I wish within reason".

Marry the mafia chick, and have her finance an open relationship marriage and let me be with as many girls as I want to as well as let her be with as many people he wants to. Persuade her to accept this and bam! I can then go bang Ol' Queenie and Delacroix. No need for any of them to die.

Now, as to why would I try to do this? Because why not? I mean, if it was up to me I'd walk away from all three thirsty bitches, but since that is not an option, well....

This would breach the “(within reason)” disclaimer to the finance part

The Mafia Queen is highly vindictive and would definitely take a request or action towards an open relationship as a major slight. You’d embarrass her because word would spread that the young Queen isn’t good enough to hold on to a dude and it would look bad on her; her underlings might snicker

Remember when she decided that a whole family (not just the offender) had to die over the death of her sister? This is who you’re dealing with.

[Infected Mushroom]

If I marry and date the Mafia Queen and the Witch respectively (or reversed, I don't care) we could be the greatest power open-relationship the world has ever seen.

Oh, and quite possibly take over the world, sans genocide, that sounds fun.

So, sorry for the rando (and annoying) Canadian girl.

All of the hypothetical ladies are too proud and conservative for open relationships

[The Two Jerseys]

If I marry and date the Mafia Queen and the Witch respectively (or reversed, I don't care) we could be the greatest power open-relationship the world has ever seen.

Oh, and quite possibly take over the world, sans genocide, that sounds fun.

So, sorry for the rando (and annoying) Canadian girl.

All of the hypothetical ladies are too proud and conservative for open relationships

If that's the case, it should've been stated in the OP. As it isn't, open relationships are fair game.

[Infected Mushroom]

All of the hypothetical ladies are too proud and conservative for open relationships

If that's the case, it should've been stated in the OP. As it isn't, open relationships are fair game.

No it says she will finance and support a lifestyle within reason (implied to be, within what she finds reasonable)

It doesn’t say she will be go out of character

Also, for over 99 percent of people marriage, marriage and open relationships are mutually exclusive (I might even say for dating too)

Pursuing multiple women will breach the loyalty rule in any event. Even if not, it would definitely attract retaliation.

[The Two Jerseys]

If that's the case, it should've been stated in the OP. As it isn't, open relationships are fair game.

No it says she will finance and support a lifestyle within reason (implied to be, within what she finds reasonable)

It doesn’t say she will be go out of character

Also, for over 99 percent of people marriage, marriage and open relationships are mutually exclusive (I might even say for dating too)

Pursuing multiple women will breach the loyalty rule in any event. Even if not, it would definitely attract retaliation.

OP doesn't state what she finds "reasonable". Open relationships are still in.

[Infected Mushroom]

No it says she will finance and support a lifestyle within reason (implied to be, within what she finds reasonable)

It doesn’t say she will be go out of character

Also, for over 99 percent of people marriage, marriage and open relationships are mutually exclusive (I might even say for dating too)

Pursuing multiple women will breach the loyalty rule in any event. Even if not, it would definitely attract retaliation.

OP doesn't state what she finds "reasonable". Open relationships are still in.

It doesn’t have to state it explicitly, the words are already there for me to give official interpretation

It’s common sense that it’s a breach of a duty of loyalty and that it wouldn’t be perceived as reasonable

And if you want, I can edit it in

Point of this thread isn’t: “how can I try to get 2 and 3 of the girls or kill all of them”

This isn’t some exercise in rule lawyering

[Infected Mushroom]

You know what, I might marry Felicie. She sounds kind of stuck-up, but I agree with what seems to be her view that a mother should stay home with the children, and she might make a good wife in that sense.

I don’t think that’s it. It seems to me that she’s accustomed to luxury and just doesn’t want to work. Medieval noblewoman, if you will.

She is a bit of a noblewoman, but it is possible to get her to do some housework

[Infected Mushroom]

At least Annie would do drugs with me.

While that is a plus, I feel like it's not enough to counter genocidal maniac minus.

Yes

There could be some appeal there to the pro legalization camp

This was intended

[Aggicificicerous]

Point of this thread isn’t: “how can I try to get 2 and 3 of the girls or kill all of them”

This isn’t some exercise in rule lawyering

That's where you're wrong. That may not have been the point you intended, but if you haven't noticed, most people want nothing to do with any of these women. When you give a hypothetical where we have to end up associated with at 2 of them, people are going to think of ways out. It's natural.

[Infected Mushroom]

Point of this thread isn’t: “how can I try to get 2 and 3 of the girls or kill all of them”

This isn’t some exercise in rule lawyering

That's where your wrong. That may not have been the point you intended, but if you haven't noticed, most people want nothing to do with any of these women. When you give a hypothetical where we have to end up associated with at 2 of them, people are going to think of ways out. It's natural.

Fair enough

Op clearly just edited to clarify

No open relationships, no killing