A Hypothetical Involving Three

by **Heloin** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:09 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Heloin wrote:Yes.

Because I'm nothing if not self referential.

Wait... are you Devito?

But... but you hail from South Africa/Florida????

I meant in refrence to this, not myself per se.

Heloin wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
You are absolutely going to go crazy over my next thread...

I’ll give it a few days before launching it

Hint: “Three” (I welcome guesses via telegram, I’d be Very Impressed if someone can guess)

The Three Amigos but all of them are Danny Devito.

by **Thermodolia** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:09 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Humor and a great personality are sexy. A beard and abs are good too but a guy with a hot bod and no personality or worse a shit one is a no go

Even if he looks like Coster-Waldau?

Yes even if the guy looks like him and has a shit personality nothing is gonna happen outside of a one night stand

by **Heloin** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:10 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Wait... are you Devito?

But... but you hail from South Africa/Florida????

Zimbabwe. Not South Africa

Thank you

by **United Muscovite Nations** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:10 am

This is just a dramatized version of the popular party game "marry, kill, fuck." I mean, I'll give you credit for effort, but damn dude, you're a little desperate for hypotheticals.

by **Infected Mushroom** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:11 am

Heloin wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Wait... are you Devito?

But... but you hail from South Africa/Florida????

I meant in refrence to this, not myself per se.
Heloin wrote:The Three Amigos but all of them are Danny Devito.

Eh I might need to do some reading/research to figure out what you’re talking about

by **Heloin** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:12 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Heloin wrote:I meant in refrence to this, not myself per se.

Eh I might need to do some reading/research to figure out what you’re talking about

I said a joke in the previous thread, well a rhyming phrase that made me giggle, so I brought it back for this thread.

Edit: I only just noticed that the Mafia Queen is also called Ole Queenie :rofl:

I'm happy to have contributed somthing of vaule to the world.

by **United Muscovite Nations** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:13 am

Holy shit, you even included original art.

You really get an A for effort.

by **Infected Mushroom** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:15 am

United Muscovite Nations wrote:Holy shit, you even included original art.

You really get an A for effort.

Well I was trying to do some sketches for the other two characters too but got lazy

Disney characters are much easier to do from a few reference pics; more realistic styles are still a struggle

by **Infected Mushroom** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:17 am

Heloin wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Eh I might need to do some reading/research to figure out what you’re talking about

I said a joke in the previous thread, well a rhyming phrase that made me giggle, so I brought it back for this thread.

Edit: I only just noticed that the Mafia Queen is also called Ole Queenie
I'm happy to have contributed somthing of vaule to the world.

Yes

You have contributed greatly !

Your analysis of the Queen as lying when saying “I’m sorry” is also a potential To Be Included Canon in future remakes of the same thread/scenario (in maybe 6-7 months)

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:20 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:future remakes of the same thread/scenario (in maybe 6-7 months)

For fuck's sake...

by **Heloin** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:22 am

As an actually answer to the question. I'd kill Holstadt, because I don't feel bad for killing Hitler 2.0. Bang the Québécois girl, just to get her out of the way. And marry Ole Queenie. I wouldn't pay any mind to her work and that would be that.

by **Soldati Senza Confini** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:26 am

I guess that what we have really learned today is that in IM's world Disney has been funding the mafia since 1923 *nods*

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:33 am

Soldati Senza Confini wrote:I guess that what we have really learned today is that in IM's world Disney has been funding the mafia since 1923 *nods*

Shouldn't Disney be funding the Nazi Witch instead?

by **Soldati Senza Confini** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:34 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Soldati Senza Confini wrote:I guess that what we have really learned today is that in IM's world Disney has been funding the mafia since 1923 *nods*

Shouldn't Disney be funding the Nazi Witch instead?

I mean, that would just make too much sense in IM's world.

And we cannot have that now can we?

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:35 am

Soldati Senza Confini wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Shouldn't Disney be funding the Nazi Witch instead?

I mean, that would just make too much sense in IM's world.

And we cannot have that now can we?

You're right. Bad enough I already argued for some consistency in IM's World today...

by **Soldati Senza Confini** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:45 am

You know, you made my choice easier too by saying "any lifestyle I wish within reason".

Marry the mafia chick, and have her finance an open relationship marriage and let me be with as many girls as I want to as well as let her be with as many people he wants to. Persuade her to accept this and bam! I can then go bang Ol' Queenie and Delacroix. No need for any of them to die.

Now, as to why would I try to do this? Because why not? I mean, if it was up to me I'd walk away from all three thirsty bitches, but since that is not an option, well....

by **The New California Republic** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:48 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:Basically, you have to date 1 character once (a fool around date), marry 1 character, and kill 1 character. Explain your personal, moral, philosophical justifications.

Does any one of them have male genitalia? That may affect my choices. If not, then the following:

Murder Annie, because then I could bust moves while asking if she is OK; fool around with Mafia Queen because that bitch seems too dangerous to know for long periods, and also she seems like she wouldn't care if I had a one night stand with her and never called back; and marry Felicie Delacroix, as she seems thick as fucking mince, and it'd be easy to talk her into wearing things that might trick me into thinking she is a man, and undressing in the bedroom is verboten.

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:56 am

The New California Republic wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:Basically, you have to date 1 character once (a fool around date), marry 1 character, and kill 1 character. Explain your personal, moral, philosophical justifications.

Does any one of them have male genitalia? That may affect my choices. If not, then the following:

Murder Annie, because then I could bust moves while asking if she is OK; fool around with Mafia Queen because that bitch seems too dangerous to know for long periods, and also she seems like she wouldn't care if I had a one night stand with her and never called back; and marry Felicie Delacroix, as she seems thick as fucking mince, and it'd be easy to talk her into wearing things that might trick me into thinking she is a man, and undressing in the bedroom is verboten.

Well, that escalated quickly...

by **Kannap** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:14 am

Dogmeat wrote:This isn't an "ultimate nightmare"

It doesn't even have spiders with syringe-legs or flying-facehugger-corpse-vaginas.

2/10. Would not nightmare.

"ultimate nightmare" for gay men?

There are no male choices

0/10 would not hypothetical again.

by **The New California Republic** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:17 am

Kannap wrote:
Dogmeat wrote:This isn't an "ultimate nightmare"

It doesn't even have spiders with syringe-legs or flying-facehugger-corpse-vaginas.

2/10. Would not nightmare.

"ultimate nightmare" for gay men?

There are no male choices

0/10 would not hypothetical again.

We need some major Rule 63 in this thread.

by **Kowani** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:43 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Please stop.

I’m open to all ideas

However, for my next thread I’m breaking from these vigilante scenarios and returning to Policy threads

Oh god...

by **Ifreann** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:36 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I think I'd rather die alone.

Why though?

Both queens are willing to finance a very comfortable life for you

They're evil though. And the other chick is an asshole. If these are my options I'll find personal satisfaction through underwater basket weaving.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I think I'd rather die alone.

Good news, we all do.

Yay!

by **Page** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:30 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Why though?

Both queens are willing to finance a very comfortable life for you

They're evil though. And the other chick is an asshole. If these are my options I'll find personal satisfaction through underwater basket weaving.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Good news, we all do.

Yay!

At least Annie would do drugs with me.

by **Valrifell** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:34 pm

If I marry and date the Mafia Queen and the Witch respectively (or reversed, I don't care) we could be the greatest power open-relationship the world has ever seen.

Oh, and quite possibly take over the world, sans genocide, that sounds fun.

So, sorry for the rando (and annoying) Canadian girl.

by **Ifreann** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 1:01 pm

Page wrote:
Ifreann wrote:They're evil though. And the other chick is an asshole. If these are my options I'll find personal satisfaction through underwater basket weaving.

Yay!

At least Annie would do drugs with me.

While that is a plus, I feel like it's not enough to counter genocidal maniac minus.

A Hypothetical Involving Three

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