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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:32 am
by Immoren
Kannap wrote:
Immoren wrote:Time to strike while TET's hot.


TET is always hot.


Do you know what's also hot?
This pizza.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:32 am
by The Free Joy State
Hurdergaryp wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Might be him. Elementary deduction.

Are you guys talking about obscure rappers?

Trainspotting. Danny Boyle film.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:33 am
by Rectification Government
THANOSCAR:THANOSCAR

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:33 am
by Ethel mermania
Gallade wrote:
Potato wrote:Does diplomatic immunity mean that I won't get addicted to drugs if I move to a different country?

Yes. My functional immunity only means I become a heroin junkie if I shoot up not in service to the nation. Go wild.

They should give out morphine on this job.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:35 am
by Gallade
Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Yes. My functional immunity only means I become a heroin junkie if I shoot up not in service to the nation. Go wild.

They should give out morphine on this job.

Don't be so down about your work. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

Usually means you should get off the tracks pretty sharpish.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:36 am
by DesAnges
Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:They should give out morphine on this job.

Don't be so down about your work. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

Usually means you should get off the tracks pretty sharpish.

Wish someone had told my friend Violet this.

Oops, I forgot the punchline. Now it's just morbid. Sorry.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:40 am
by Hurdergaryp
The Free Joy State wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Are you guys talking about obscure rappers?

Trainspotting. Danny Boyle film.

Been a while since I've seen that movie, something about hard drugs and how the English are not only wankers, but also quite capable of controlling Scotland.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:40 am
by Ethel mermania
Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:They should give out morphine on this job.

Don't be so down about your work. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

Usually means you should get off the tracks pretty sharpish.

Quote from one of yesterday's meeting

Vendor. "We are starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel on this phase of the project"
Me: in this business the light at the end of the tunnel is ALWAYS an oncoming train

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:42 am
by Valentine Z
Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Don't be so down about your work. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

Usually means you should get off the tracks pretty sharpish.

Quote from one of yesterday's meeting

Vendor. "We are starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel on this phase of the project"
Me: in this business the light at the end of the tunnel is ALWAYS an oncoming train


Not to mention that it's going to be worrying if your project went off the rails.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:42 am
by Hurdergaryp
Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:They should give out morphine on this job.

Don't be so down about your work. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

Usually means you should get off the tracks pretty sharpish.

Image

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:42 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Are you guys talking about obscure rappers?

Is that the jimjam all the youths are hiphopping to these days

I think.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:44 am
by Hurdergaryp
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Gallade wrote:Is that the jimjam all the youths are hiphopping to these days

I think.

You can't have a proper rap career without at least three facial tattoos these days. It's called dedication to the arts.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:45 am
by Immoren
Completely unrelated to anything, but I do "appreciate" the person who printed A0 sized document to A4 for red pen corrections.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:47 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I think.

You can't have a proper rap career without at least three facial tattoos these days. It's called dedication to the arts.

People.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:50 am
by Valentine Z
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Don't be so down about your work. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

Usually means you should get off the tracks pretty sharpish.

Image


Look at all the happy kids.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:50 am
by DesAnges
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Don't be so down about your work. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

Usually means you should get off the tracks pretty sharpish.

Image

http://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/265/

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:50 am
by The Free Joy State
Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:Trainspotting. Danny Boyle film.

Been a while since I've seen that movie, something about hard drugs and how the English are not only wankers, but also quite capable of controlling Scotland.

*tries and fails to hide English accent*

Doesn't narrow it down much when you describe it like that. :p

The English are routinely cast as wankers. Being easily-writable all-purpose wankers seems to be our purpose in works of fiction.

If there's ever someone with an English accent in an American show, I'll put my money on them being exposed as a secret hatchet-wielding serial killer before the series is out.

EDIT: BTW, I know Trainspotting is a British film.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:02 am
by The Blaatschapen
Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:Trainspotting. Danny Boyle film.

Been a while since I've seen that movie, something about hard drugs and how the English are not only wankers, but also quite capable of controlling Scotland.


A movie ahead of its time.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:02 am
by The New California Republic
Hurdergaryp wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Might be him. Elementary deduction.

Are you guys talking about obscure rappers?

I am very surprised that you have never seen Trainspotting.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:43 am
by Dumb Ideologies
The Holy Therns wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:I despise Halloween and this title gives me a false hope that will no doubt be proved false when it's changed to make a reference to pumpkins, spoopy ghosts, or something similarly tacky.

Prepare for a-rustlin', mine jimmies.


Ya goof, Halloween's a delight. I get to eat candy and watch other people make complete fools out of themselves.


The neighbourhood children are allowed out of the houses to roam and be boisterous and everyone acts strangely.

It's a day to close the curtains, turn the lights out and pour tar out the window.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:06 pm
by Ethel mermania
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
Ya goof, Halloween's a delight. I get to eat candy and watch other people make complete fools out of themselves.


The neighbourhood children are allowed out of the houses to roam and be boisterous and everyone acts strangely.

It's a day to close the curtains, turn the lights out and pour tar out the window.

You could wear a gorilla suit and scare the bejesus out of them.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:08 pm
by Nova Colombian Confederation
TET IS DED

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:13 pm
by Dumb Ideologies
Ethel mermania wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The neighbourhood children are allowed out of the houses to roam and be boisterous and everyone acts strangely.

It's a day to close the curtains, turn the lights out and pour tar out the window.

You could wear a gorilla suit and scare the bejesus out of them.


Who needs a gorilla suit? There's still a week left, I just won't remove any body hair.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:14 pm
by Idzequitch
Nova Colombian Confederation wrote:TET IS DED

Doesn't that go against the definition of an eternal thread? If you're looking for a dead thread, try TDT. Good luck pronouncing that correctly.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:17 pm
by Nova Colombian Confederation
Idzequitch wrote:
Nova Colombian Confederation wrote:TET IS DED

Doesn't that go against the definition of an eternal thread? If you're looking for a dead thread, try TDT. Good luck pronouncing that correctly.

I'm bluffing, i just don't like the title of this edition