TET:TET

[The Free Joy State]

On the bright side, it's like I got some weird-ass combination of sickness.

Slight cough, slight fever, slight runny nose, slight sore throat/infection, slight gagging... it's like a jack of all trades, but none of them are enough to make me THAT weak.

On the bright side, you are not bleeding out your ass.

That's an... oddly specific bright side to look on

Oh well, have some Monty Python anyway. Always helps when trying to look on the bright side... "de-dum… de-dum, de-dum, de-dum…"

[Gallade]

Whenever you talk about drinking Milo my immature mind immediately goes to you doing suspicious things to a once-influential political personality.

I am trying to purify my thoughts.

On of my dog's name is Milo, imagine how thoroughly I'm searching for the pepper spray.

[Ethel mermania]

On the bright side, you are not bleeding out your ass.

That's an... oddly specific bright side to look on

Oh well, have some Monty Python anyway. Always helps when trying to look on the bright side... "de-dum… de-dum, de-dum, de-dum…"

True, but it simplifies things a bit.

[The Free Joy State]

That's an... oddly specific bright side to look on

Oh well, have some Monty Python anyway. Always helps when trying to look on the bright side... "de-dum… de-dum, de-dum, de-dum…"

True, but it simplifies things a bit.

That's true. Good song, though

It's on my top list of cheering-up songs.

[Gallade]

Oh, poor you :(

I hope you feel better soon.

Might I suggest you try soup and water, rather than fast-food? An occasional teaspoon of honey can soothe a sore throat, too (for some reason I don't understand), if you don't have a problem with it (and aren't diabetic).

Yeah, that was actually pretty stupid of me to eat fast-food, along with Milo. Milo itself won't be a problem, but the combo made me too bloated.

And thanks! I will live, but man, these few days are going to be a little hard to focus on my schoolwork! :P

How often do you eat fast food exactly? You mention McDonald's a lot. There's not enough nutrition in those restaurants to sustain a hamster long term, let alone a human.

[The Holy Therns]

Yeah, that was actually pretty stupid of me to eat fast-food, along with Milo. Milo itself won't be a problem, but the combo made me too bloated.

And thanks! I will live, but man, these few days are going to be a little hard to focus on my schoolwork!

How often do you eat fast food exactly? You mention McDonald's a lot. There's not enough nutrition in those restaurants to sustain a hamster long term, let alone a human.

Mr. Flufflebutt will eat his hamburgers and be happy with it!

[Gallade]

How often do you eat fast food exactly? You mention McDonald's a lot. There's not enough nutrition in those restaurants to sustain a hamster long term, let alone a human.

Mr. Flufflebutt will eat his hamburgers and be happy with it!

Actually, I think Mr. Flufflebutt just bit the cashier.

Mr. Flufflebutt has developed a taste for human flesh.

Mr. Flufflebutt shall consume us all.

[The Holy Therns]

Mr. Flufflebutt will eat his hamburgers and be happy with it!

Actually, I think Mr. Flufflebutt just bit the cashier.

Mr. Flufflebutt has developed a taste for human flesh.

Mr. Flufflebutt shall consume us all.

Exactly as planned. He will grow.

[The Free Joy State]

Mr. Flufflebutt will eat his hamburgers and be happy with it!

Actually, I think Mr. Flufflebutt just bit the cashier.

Mr. Flufflebutt has developed a taste for human flesh.

Mr. Flufflebutt shall consume us all.

A follow-up to Little Shop of Horrors

Flufflebutt: he's a fat furry hamster from outer-space and he's mad.

[Valrifell]

I wish the US had a holiday where it was considered socially acceptable to burn people in effigy...

[The Holy Therns]

I wish the US had a holiday where it was considered socially acceptable to burn people in effigy...

Sounds like you need to have yourself some tea and relax.

[Valrifell]

I wish the US had a holiday where it was considered socially acceptable to burn people in effigy...

Sounds like you need to have yourself some tea and relax.

No I'm just really into pyrotechnics.

[Chan Island]

Sounds like you need to have yourself some tea and relax.

No I'm just really into pyrotechnics.

But you have the fourth of July for pyromaniacs.

[Valrifell]

No I'm just really into pyrotechnics.

But you have the fourth of July for pyromaniacs.

Never too many good dies for fire!

Within reason, of course. Please don't call the cops.

[Ethel mermania]

True, but it simplifies things a bit.

That's true. Good song, though

It's on my top list of cheering-up songs.

I March to this:

A-rooty-toot-toot-toot!
A-rooty-toot-toot-toot!
Terwilliker-williker institute!

Hooray for us! [Hooray for us!] 
Hurrah for us! [ Hurrah for us!]
We're rough, we're tough, we're on the ball!
We're gruesome one, we're gruesome all!
We're unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us --
HOORAY! we are victorius!

Now isn't that too glorious? 
Our nasty team notorious
Us gruesome griming glorious,
Us stinkers are victorious! 

We ain't too neat! 
We ain't too bright! 
Never the less we won tonight --
HOORAY! we are victorious!
[Victorious!]

Terwilliker, we sing to thee,
Our cruel black hearts we bring to thee,
For crime and slimey villainy--
Terwilliker Academy!

Oh, the walls are green with ivy down at Harvard
And down at Princeton and Old Purdue
[in Old Purdue!]
So what? They think they're smart with all that ivy,
At Terwilliker, got ivy, too!
[Got ivy, too!]
Hail to thee our hallowed halls! 
We got poison ivy walls!
Poo on Harvard, Yale and such! We got ivy they can't touch!

Poison ivy covered walls
Hail to thee our hallowed halls 
Hallowed halls

Terwilliker, thy name we praise
We love thy foul and loathsome ways
Thy crummy criminality--
Terwilliker A-Cat-A-Me!

Alma mater, alma mater
Never ever, could be greater 
Rotten as a bad tomater
Alma mater, die-dee-dee-dow-dee-dow-dee-dow 
We're rough, we're tough, we're on the ball!
We're gruesome one, we're gruesome all!
Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us 
--HOORAY! HOORAY! we are victorious! 

[Pax Nerdvana]

But you have the fourth of July for pyromaniacs.

Never too many good dies for fire!

Within reason, of course. Please don't call the cops.

Did someone say fire? Let me get the fireworks...

[Chan Island]

Never too many good dies for fire!

Within reason, of course. Please don't call the cops.

Did someone say fire? Let me get the fireworks...

*ten minutes later*

*everyone standing in front of pax nerdvana's burning house*

Me: I mean, that was really stupid but gotta admit, for that one, sweet moment, that was totally the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Did someone say fire? Let me get the fireworks...

*ten minutes later*

*everyone standing in front of pax nerdvana's burning house*

Me: I mean, that was really stupid but gotta admit, for that one, sweet moment, that was totally the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

I haven't burned down my house....yet.



I'm not an arsonist. Please don't arrest me.

[The Free Joy State]

Did someone say fire? Let me get the fireworks...

*ten minutes later*

*everyone standing in front of pax nerdvana's burning house*

Me: I mean, that was really stupid but gotta admit, for that one, sweet moment, that was totally the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

I didn't see it. I was hiding inside my house.

I hate fireworks.

[Valrifell]

*ten minutes later*

*everyone standing in front of pax nerdvana's burning house*

Me: I mean, that was really stupid but gotta admit, for that one, sweet moment, that was totally the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

I didn't see it. I was hiding inside my house.

I hate fireworks.

Perchance are you a dog?

[Gallade]

*ten minutes later*

*everyone standing in front of pax nerdvana's burning house*

Me: I mean, that was really stupid but gotta admit, for that one, sweet moment, that was totally the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

:D

I didn't see it. I was hiding inside my house.

I hate fireworks.

Who keeps letting literate dogs in here.

[The Free Joy State]

I didn't see it. I was hiding inside my house.

I hate fireworks.

Perchance are you a dog?

Actually, joking aside for a moment, I do strongly dislike fireworks.

Not enough to actually hide. But I do avoid displays.

So, if the police come looking for someone with respect to mysterious loud explosions... we'ren't me guv...

[Pax Nerdvana]

Perchance are you a dog?

Actually, joking aside, I do strongly dislike fireworks.

Not enough to actually hide. But I do avoid displays.

So, if the police come looking for someone with respect to mysterious loud explosions... we'ren't me guv.

So the police are already looking for me?

[The Free Joy State]

Actually, joking aside, I do strongly dislike fireworks.

Not enough to actually hide. But I do avoid displays.

So, if the police come looking for someone with respect to mysterious loud explosions... we'ren't me guv.

So the police are already looking for me?

I didn't say a word.

...

I just pointed to you.

[Pax Nerdvana]

So the police are already looking for me?

I didn't say a word.

...

I just pointed to you.

Hides under a table.
Uh-oh.