NationStates

Hello, how is everybody?

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:

The South Falls wrote:Every thing on earth has an NS nation, it seems.

There was an unironic Ebola nation at some point lol

When the forum needs me, I will return to spread disco fever. And sometimes other kinds of fevers...

Heloin wrote:

Kannap wrote:
What if there are six?

...

Gather up some virgins and goats and someone find the nearest volcano, we got some sacrificing to do.

I never understood why you'd want to sacrifice virgins.

Wouldn't it make more sense to send someone who actually knows what they're doing to the Gods?

New haven america wrote:

Heloin wrote:...

Gather up some virgins and goats and someone find the nearest volcano, we got some sacrificing to do.

I never understood why you'd want to sacrifice virgins.

Wouldn't it make more sense to send someone who actually knows what they're doing to the Gods?

Gods are very picky when it comes to human sacrifice, it seems.

They want people who'll be awestruck... Makes sense they'll go for a virgin.

I miss my 4 day weekends.

Granted, I don't miss the schedule required to allow me to have 4 day weekends, but I still miss them.

The Free Joy State wrote:

New haven america wrote:I never understood why you'd want to sacrifice virgins.

Wouldn't it make more sense to send someone who actually knows what they're doing to the Gods?

Gods are very picky when it comes to human sacrifice, it seems.

They want people who'll be awestruck... Makes sense they'll go for a virgin.

I'm sure a religious hooker could be equally awe-struck, and they were rather plentiful around the Pagan times.

“German is an ugly language”

-uneducated serfs

NeuPolska wrote:“German is an ugly language”

-uneducated serfs

Swedish and Norwegian are better.

Icelandic on the other hand, is utterly incomprehensible.

New haven america wrote:

NeuPolska wrote:“German is an ugly language”

-uneducated serfs

Swedish and Norwegian are better.

Icelandic on the other hand, is utterly incomprehensible.

I disagree, though Swedish does sound cool

Had a girl read me a poem she wrote in German and it was a definite turn on

She’s pretty big on grammar and languages, definitely more than I’ve ever seen any English teachers, so I’m gonna be learning German looks like, I’ve asked her to teach me.

NeuPolska wrote:

New haven america wrote:Swedish and Norwegian are better.

Icelandic on the other hand, is utterly incomprehensible.

I disagree, though Swedish does sound cool

Had a girl read me a poem she wrote in German and it was a definite turn on

She’s pretty big on grammar and languages, definitely more than I’ve ever seen any English teachers, so I’m gonna be learning German looks like, I’ve asked her to teach me.

German is the language of angry people!

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:

NeuPolska wrote:I disagree, though Swedish does sound cool

Had a girl read me a poem she wrote in German and it was a definite turn on

She’s pretty big on grammar and languages, definitely more than I’ve ever seen any English teachers, so I’m gonna be learning German looks like, I’ve asked her to teach me.

German is the language of angry people!

So is Polish apparently

We yell at each other more than Germans do so it comes off especially aggressive

Every American introduced to my family asks why we’re so pissed off all the time

NeuPolska wrote:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
German is the language of angry people!

So is Polish apparently

We yell at each other more than Germans do so it comes off especially aggressive

Every American introduced to my family asks why we’re so pissed off all the time

Portuguese ain't Portuguese unless there are twenty people speaking over eachother and laughing every three seconds...

Trust me, the cacophony is unreal when we go to Portugal to see my family.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:

NeuPolska wrote:So is Polish apparently

We yell at each other more than Germans do so it comes off especially aggressive

Every American introduced to my family asks why we’re so pissed off all the time

Portuguese ain't Portuguese unless there are twenty people speaking over eachother and laughing every three seconds...

Trust me, the cacophony is unreal when we go to Portugal to see my family.

Most of the time I just end up getting legitimately heated while I’m yelling at my uncle about how most industry should be privatized and the government made smaller and less prominent in peoples’ live and in turn him yelling at me about healthcare and then me explaining that nearly everything I have is government funded and that the government is far more inefficient and shitty than anything the private sector could put out.

And then it’s yelling over each other for a few seconds until someone quiets down and listens before then yelling their monologue back at me.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:

NeuPolska wrote:I disagree, though Swedish does sound cool

Had a girl read me a poem she wrote in German and it was a definite turn on

She’s pretty big on grammar and languages, definitely more than I’ve ever seen any English teachers, so I’m gonna be learning German looks like, I’ve asked her to teach me.

German is the language of angry people!

No no, you're thinking of Russian.

German is the language of passive aggressive people.

New haven america wrote:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
German is the language of angry people!

No no, you're thinking of Russian.

German is the language of passive aggressive people.

Fucking Russian spy

New haven america wrote:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
German is the language of angry people!

No no, you're thinking of Russian.

German is the language of passive aggressive people.

Russian is just slurred Polish

It’s sloppy

Clearly indicative that we invented vodka, they drank it and couldn’t stomach the alcohol, and then drafted up a language and because it’s so slurred and sloppy everyone assumes they made the vodka

Proposal to name the text TET "TETi TETi Literature Club"!

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Proposal to name the text TET "TETi TETi Literature Club"!

Or or, TETawa Shoujo.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Proposal to name the text TET "TETi TETi Literature Club"!

Or just "TETerati"

EDIT: Seriously, though, I have no idea what the previous TETs have been called. Otherwise, I could at least contribute TET/get idioms -- though I guess they've been done.

Ooh, how about...

"TETcatlipoca"?

Aztec god of...a buncha stuff, really.

EpicTETus. After the Greek philosopher.

New haven america wrote:

Heloin wrote:...

Gather up some virgins and goats and someone find the nearest volcano, we got some sacrificing to do.

I never understood why you'd want to sacrifice virgins.

Wouldn't it make more sense to send someone who actually knows what they're doing to the Gods?

You're getting close to 30 and not a potential spouse in sight, get in the volcano, try your luck with Zeus the Whore.

The blAAtschApen wrote:EpicTETus. After the Greek philosopher.

No love for ArisTETle?

Gallade wrote:

New haven america wrote:I never understood why you'd want to sacrifice virgins.

Wouldn't it make more sense to send someone who actually knows what they're doing to the Gods?

You're getting close to 30 and not a potential spouse in sight, get in the volcano, try your luck with Zeus the Whore.

I wish I was getting close to 30

The blAAtschApen wrote:

Gallade wrote:You're getting close to 30 and not a potential spouse in sight, get in the volcano, try your luck with Zeus the Whore.

I wish I was getting close to 30 :(

You can still get in the volcano and try your luck with Zeus the Whore if you'd like.