Definitive Proof of Climate Change

[Costa Fierro]

Genetically modify barley crops to withstand the kind of conditions that climate change will bring. Problem solved.

[Rostavykhan]

But for two people of comparable preference in alcoholic beverages, would choices not reflect priorities?

I can't speak for everyone but usually when choosing the alcohol I wanna drink the environment doesn't really cross my mind.

Question One: How cheap is it?
Question Two: Does it taste good?
Question Three: How fast will it get me fucked up?

Usually my criteria for buying booze. Environmental impact doesn't come to mind, personally, but that's because I usually think of how I'm impacting Earth in other ways. I just see alcohol like I do soda - as something to drink for enjoyment.

I don't like beer though; shit's nasty. I like Screwdrivers and Hard Lemonade for my casual drinking.

[Tobleste]

You know, maybe we should fix this climate change thing...

Seriously though, on one hand, I think it’s a great way to catch people’s attention. On the other another, idk if people are going to connect the two together in any meaningful way.

Though it does make for a great comedy sketch of a scientist explaining to an angry crowd why this is a big deal, only for them to all shout “so when can you bring the beer back?!?”

That's my worry. It's like a global version of that test where the frog is in water that's slowly boiling.

[Kubra]

Genetically modify barley crops to withstand the kind of conditions that climate change will bring. Problem solved.

but I only drink organic beer

[Costa Fierro]

Genetically modify barley crops to withstand the kind of conditions that climate change will bring. Problem solved.

but I only drink organic beer

That doesn't fit your budget I'm afraid. Drink mass produced stuff like the rest of us.

[Kubra]

but I only drink organic beer

That doesn't fit your budget I'm afraid. Drink mass produced stuff like the rest of us.

I'm actually joking. Have you tried organic beer?
It tastes, and this is not a way beer should ever be described, as greasy. Like, literally oily.

[Costa Fierro]

I'm actually joking. Have you tried organic beer?

I was joking too, and I'm not sure if I have. There's a few craft beer breweries around here, and I have no idea if their creations are organic or not.

It tastes, and this is not a way beer should ever be described, as greasy. Like, literally oily.

You sure you were drinking beer and not another similarly coloured liquid?

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

They won't care. They are too entrenched in there anti science blog posts to care.

How do beer costs stack up against enviromental protection costs?

How does environmental protection costs stack up against not dying?

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

The gall of liberals asking if higher beer prices will make more people care about climate change. As if the price of beer is something that is make-or-break for people's views and the only way to talk to them is take away beer, NASCAR or red hats.

Yup, keep considering the average right-wing voter as a food stamp beer-swilling full-denim moron who fell out of high school. Genuinely. Please do. I'm already planning my Kanye West 2024 party because there's nothing to worry about. Have fun with the 60-40 Senate.

It's insulting, but in a funny way.

By "liberals" you mean "people who are pro science beacuse being anti science is anti humanity"?

If not wanting global warming and agreeing with facts makes me a liberal, then call me a liberal.

[Petrolheadia]

They won't care. They are too entrenched in there anti science blog posts to care.

How do beer costs stack up against enviromental protection costs?

How does environmental protection costs stack up against not dying?

Dying of?

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

They won't care. They are too entrenched in there anti science blog posts to care.




How does environmental protection costs stack up against not dying?

Dying of?

Drowing if you live below sea leaval.

[Free Armed Peoples]

Interesting future projection, but I wouldn't label it as "Definitive Proof", not until it happens at least

Then again, other stuff could happen to make beer more expensive regardless of the climate but that's beside the point

[Tobleste]

The gall of liberals asking if higher beer prices will make more people care about climate change. As if the price of beer is something that is make-or-break for people's views and the only way to talk to them is take away beer, NASCAR or red hats.

Yup, keep considering the average right-wing voter as a food stamp beer-swilling full-denim moron who fell out of high school. Genuinely. Please do. I'm already planning my Kanye West 2024 party because there's nothing to worry about. Have fun with the 60-40 Senate.

It's insulting, but in a funny way.

By "liberals" you mean "people who are pro science beacuse being anti science is anti humanity"?

If not wanting global warming and agreeing with facts makes me a liberal, then call me a liberal.

Yes, in the US being pro-science and pro-humanity means being left wing.

[Tobleste]

The gall of liberals asking if higher beer prices will make more people care about climate change. As if the price of beer is something that is make-or-break for people's views and the only way to talk to them is take away beer, NASCAR or red hats.

Yup, keep considering the average right-wing voter as a food stamp beer-swilling full-denim moron who fell out of high school. Genuinely. Please do. I'm already planning my Kanye West 2024 party because there's nothing to worry about. Have fun with the 60-40 Senate.

It's insulting, but in a funny way.

Maybe American Right wingers should stop acting like beer swilling full denim morons who fell out of high school. You can't moan about being called stupid when you act stupid, say stupid things, believe stupid things and do stupid things. Maybe liberals call them stupid because they are.

Also, iirc, democrats are the party that has held 60 seats more often.

[LimaUniformNovemberAlpha]

Dying of?

Drowing if you live below sea leaval.

Drowning aside, floodwaters also spread disease.

[Petrasylvania]

Drowing if you live below sea leaval.

Drowning aside, floodwaters also spread disease.

Survival Of The Fittest!

[Petrolheadia]

Dying of?

Drowing if you live below sea leaval.

I've heard of this wonderful new thing called "moving".

[Petrasylvania]

Drowing if you live below sea leaval.

I've heard of this wonderful new thing called "moving".

What's it like being wealthy?

[Petrolheadia]

I've heard of this wonderful new thing called "moving".

What's it like being wealthy?

Done it three times without that.

And if you're poor, you're likely renting anyway.

[Kubra]

I'm actually joking. Have you tried organic beer?

I was joking too, and I'm not sure if I have. There's a few craft beer breweries around here, and I have no idea if their creations are organic or not.

It tastes, and this is not a way beer should ever be described, as greasy. Like, literally oily.

You sure you were drinking beer and not another similarly coloured liquid?

I know I wasn't drinking piss, that stuff tastes loads better than that beer, depending on the time of day.