Pineapple on pizza, groovy or gross?

[Heloin]

I can't stand pineapple on pizza but that's just cause I don't like pineapple, you can have what you want on your pizza.

But if you eat your pizza with ranch, you're fucking dead to me.

[Andsed]

Good pizza involves toppings.
And I'm pretty sure I can take you.

I’ve been fighting since I was born lad. I’ve killed men for less than a slice of pizza

Please I took out a small army for a goddam Churro.
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[Chuukango]

You see, I personally eat my pizza with anchovies, ranch and pineapples.

You Will Nailed To A Cross, Then Burned Alive You Filth!

Hey man, peace and love.
I think the real question here- one for fellow Mainahs- why not Lobster on pizza?

[Emeraldonna]

honestly i don't understand the hate for pineapple pizza - the sweetness of the pineapple works perfectly with the cheese and sauce of the pizza, it is honestly better then most other pizzas i have.

[Galloism]

So, like, they served it to you and you wanted revenge?

You'd be surprised what a man will do for decent fish and chips.....

Sure, but what does that have to do with British food?

[Elejamie]

While I'm personally not keen on pineapples in general (let alone having them on pizzas) and while I can understand the dislike, I kind of think that the whole hatred of pineapples on pizza is a bit overblown. I mean, yes it's not the best combination but trust me there are far worse things to put on it, like banana pudding or that Swedish pizza that's something like banana and chicken. I don't hate bananas, by the way, I just don't think they really belong on a pizza.

Then again, this is coming from a guy who once made a pasta and meatballs (well, vegetarian alternative if you want to be specific) pizza as well as an instant noodles (or ramen noodles if you prefer) and vegetarian bacon pizza, so I'm not really one to talk about people's pizza habits. Yes, they both went down well; and yes, you can use meat ingredients instead of the veggie ones I used.



What.

I barely care for sports
My religion is a minimal factor in my life
I accept other people disagree with my political beliefs
But I will fucking fight people on food

Biggest argument/fight you've ever had regarding food?

pineapple and ham: broke
sun dried tomatoes and steak: woke

To be fair, sun dried tomatoes and steak doesn't seem too bad. I mean, I could give it to my brother since he likes steak and he'd probably eat it. But then again I don't like either so I'm not sure how well it'll go down.

I find it beyond groovy, Pineapple on Pizza is to me beyond groovy. I don't require anyone to like Hawaiian Pizza, it's a pizza topping, you can like what you like. What I fail to grasp is people who demonize Hawaiian pizza eating. It's a pizza topping. I strongly dislike Pepperoni pizza. I hate pepperoni on pizza. I wish people would stop assuming everyone likes Pepperoni pizza and equating it to be on the same level of popularity as cheese, because I cannot stand Pepperoni pizza. When people order pizza and they think it is fine to just order a Pepperoni, I can't stand it. But if you like Pepperoni pizza, I'm glad you enjoy it. People go ahead and say Pineapple 'doesn't belong on pizza'. Which is weird on two fronts: On one hand, none of our toppings belong on pizza if you are talking about authentic pizza, because the only American pizza that is even vaguely Italian is Margarita. Secondly, the American way is to dump whatever you can onto something. We love to take our foods and make them totally ridiculous. How does a Gobbler sandwich make sense, or how does a burger made with glazed doughnuts (Made at the Big E) make any sense? Saying "Pineapple doesn't belong on Pizza." while chugging a soda made from roots or chowing down chicken & waffles seems incredibly hypocritical. People treat this like some sort of moral issue. Hawaiian Pizza is Pizza, and I like it. No one said you had to. Like whatever pizza you want, even if you like white pizza. I want to like Hawaiian....

Has anyone heard of how the Swedes have Banana on their pizza?

Pretty much, yes. I don't know where I first heard about it but I do know that a cookery show I watch on YouTube made it but since the guy's allergic to bananas a friend had to eat it instead; the friend didn't like it. Not to mention that I brought it up in my earlier post.

[Chernoslavia]

Hitler liked pineapple pizza.

[Andsed]

So, like, they served it to you and you wanted revenge?

You'd be surprised what a man will do for decent fish and chips.....

Yeah the fights I have gotten into for some burgers have been epic. I remember the greatest fight back in 2003 over a triple bacon burger it was like the church scene from Kingsman just replace harry s face with my flag and you will get a very accurate representation of the fight.

[Fartsniffage]

You'd be surprised what a man will do for decent fish and chips.....

Sure, but what does that have to do with British food?

Fish and chips is British. I've had it in other countries, they do their best but it's just not right. And the mushy peas are just a joke.

[Dahon]

I like pineapple on pizza, but I'm not that into it.

What I'm into is mushrooms. Lots and lots of mushrooms. On pizza. Most times I eat the mushrooms first then the rest afterwards, after drowning both in an ocean of Tabasco.

[Galloism]

Sure, but what does that have to do with British food?

Fish and chips is British. I've had it in other countries, they do their best but it's just not right. And the mushy peas are just a joke.

We do better Fish and Chips in America than the British do, and that says more about the British version than the American one.

[Sefy the Great]

*fires gunshots into air*
there is only one acceptable topping for pizza! meat! all hail the meatlover's pizza!

[Fartsniffage]

Fish and chips is British. I've had it in other countries, they do their best but it's just not right. And the mushy peas are just a joke.

We do better Fish and Chips in America than the British do, and that says more about the British version than the American one.

I have 2 American uncles who have lived there for for decades. The first thing they do when they come home is to get a chippy.

[Washington Resistance Army]

You're actually a lizardperson who was probably turned gay by Obama if you put pineapple on pizza.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Sure, but what does that have to do with British food?

Fish and chips is British. I've had it in other countries, they do their best but it's just not right. And the mushy peas are just a joke.

Fish and chips are a joke, in Britain and anywhere else. Salty, greasy AF and inedible, IMO.

[Galloism]

We do better Fish and Chips in America than the British do, and that says more about the British version than the American one.

I have 2 American uncles who have lived there for for decades. The first thing they do when they come home is to get a chippy.

Have they ever been psychologically evaluated?

[Heloin]

Fish and chips is British. I've had it in other countries, they do their best but it's just not right. And the mushy peas are just a joke.

Fish and chips are a joke, in Britain and anywhere else. Salty, greasy AF and inedible, IMO.

Salty and greasy, yum! Then you cover them with vinegar!

[Heloin]

I have 2 American uncles who have lived there for for decades. The first thing they do when they come home is to get a chippy.

Have they ever been psychologically evaluated?

I've lived in America quite awhile now but still have never seen anyone selling half decent fish and chips.

[Galloism]

Fish and chips are a joke, in Britain and anywhere else. Salty, greasy AF and inedible, IMO.

Salty and greasy, yum! Then you cover them with vinegar!

Honestly, I don't know how people who would eat that in public don't find themselves physically remonstrated.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Fish and chips are a joke, in Britain and anywhere else. Salty, greasy AF and inedible, IMO.

Salty and greasy, yum! Then you cover them with vinegar!

You poor poor soul. Having to drink vinegar to mask the flavor of that mush. *pats head* xD

[Fartsniffage]

I have 2 American uncles who have lived there for for decades. The first thing they do when they come home is to get a chippy.

Have they ever been psychologically evaluated?

One of them has US clearances that would make a CIA operative look like a local PD officer.

The other is an artisan baker.

[Novum Imperium Atlanticum]

Pineapple = yeah! Delicious!

Pizza = yeah! Delicious!

Pineapple + pizza = crucify the bastard who came up with the idea. It's not even Italian to start with, ergo it's heretical and barbaric. The same goes for Asian food with added pineapple, as Asian countries don't chuck pineapple in their food, they eat it separately or mixed with other fruits and vegetables. Furthermore, I would also nominate the bastard for crucifixion (on your left, one cross each) who came up with the idea to throw a slice of pineapple into a perfectly good burger, as it's even more diabolical. Whoever came up with it, ought to be thrown into the ninth layer of hell by Rhadamanthys himself.

[Fartsniffage]

Salty and greasy, yum! Then you cover them with vinegar!

You poor poor soul. Having to drink vinegar to mask the flavor of that mush. *pats head* xD

You've clearly never had good fish and chips.

[Galloism]

Have they ever been psychologically evaluated?

One of them has US clearances that would make a CIA operative look like a local PD officer.

The other is an artisan baker.

Clearly they must be deviants and cannot be trusted.

[Heloin]

Salty and greasy, yum! Then you cover them with vinegar!

You poor poor soul. Having to drink vinegar to mask the flavor of that mush. *pats head* xD

Mmmmhh, vinegar.