Pineapple on pizza, groovy or gross?

[Kannap]

Pineapple on pizza is an absolute atrocity.

Though, for a semester, in college there was a person on the hall who would bum pizza off of others anytime the chance occurred. This person happened to be allergic to pineapple so one person on the hall - John - had a strategy of ordering pineapple on his pizza. My personal strategy was taking extra precautions to not be seen by the pizza thief while holding any pizza.

[Fartsniffage]

Pineapple on pizza is a sacrilege. All those who practice such acts should be subject to the comfy chair

We need legislation where pineapple pizza is banned, and those who server/eat it be arrested and condemned for their actions.

Libertarianism, the philosophy of small government....

[Stellar Colonies]

I dislike pineapples in general, so I don't really like them on pizza either.

[Thermodolia]

We need legislation where pineapple pizza is banned, and those who server/eat it be arrested and condemned for their actions.

Libertarianism, the philosophy of small government....

Well at least one of us doesn’t want a small government

[Valrifell]

Pineapple on pizza is a sacrilege. All those who practice such acts should be subject to the comfy chair

We need legislation where pineapple pizza is banned, and those who server/eat it be arrested and condemned for their actions.

Another symbol for fellow Comrades to rise up for!

[Longweather]

I like to jokingly say that people who like pineapple on their pizza are horrible people and that it invalidates all their opinions/arguments.

Honestly though, I just don't like pineapple on my pizza. I specifically like my pizzas as savory and salty as possible. Also, since pineapple on pizza is a Canadian invention that automatically makes it unAmerican. MERCUH!

[Fartsniffage]

I like to jokingly say that people who like pineapple on their pizza are horrible people and that it invalidates all their opinions/arguments.

Honestly though, I just don't like pineapple on my pizza. I specifically like my pizzas as savory and salty as possible. Also, since pineapple on pizza is a Canadian invention that automatically makes it unAmerican. MERCUH!

Pizza is Italian.....

[Chuukango]

Pineapple on pizza is a sacrilege. All those who practice such acts should be subject to the comfy chair

We need legislation where pineapple pizza is banned, and those who server/eat it be arrested and condemned for their actions.

I think a, “full send or no send” philosophy would work better here.
I mean if you’re gonna persecute people for what they eat, you might as well just exile them and save money on prison food.

[Thermodolia]

We need legislation where pineapple pizza is banned, and those who server/eat it be arrested and condemned for their actions.

Another symbol for fellow Comrades to rise up for!

All proper comrades eat pepperoni pizza. Everything else is revisionist garbage

[Hammer Britannia]

Pineapple on Pizza is a sin that should be punishable by death at the stake

[Thermodolia]

I like to jokingly say that people who like pineapple on their pizza are horrible people and that it invalidates all their opinions/arguments.

Honestly though, I just don't like pineapple on my pizza. I specifically like my pizzas as savory and salty as possible. Also, since pineapple on pizza is a Canadian invention that automatically makes it unAmerican. MERCUH!

Pizza is Italian.....

The modern pizza is most definitely American though. True Italian pizza has thin crust unlike the thick crust of American style pizza

[Fartsniffage]

Pizza is Italian.....

The modern pizza is most definitely American though. True Italian pizza has thin crust unlike the thick crust of American style pizza

Go to New York and talk about a thick crust.....

[Nolo gap]

pinapple with canadian bacon is ok, but pizza itsef is kind of meh. i do like tomatoeless pizzas and vegi pizzas, but i'm not really big on pizzas to begin with.
there's more apatizing things to do with everything they're made out of.

pinapple, a whole ring of it, between the halves of a sliced bagel, with cream cheese, and warmed up, that's good.

not too much pineapple goes with besides pork or ham.

pizzas need black olives and mushrooms though. and maybe sausage or some other kind of meat.

[United Anorbonum]

Pineapple's great. But, it sucks on pizza.

[United Anorbonum]

The modern pizza is most definitely American though. True Italian pizza has thin crust unlike the thick crust of American style pizza

Go to New York and talk about a thick crust.....

Please don't start a Chicago vs New York Pizza War.

[Kalosia]

Surely it can't be worse than putting chewing gum and banana on your pizza...

[Thermodolia]

The modern pizza is most definitely American though. True Italian pizza has thin crust unlike the thick crust of American style pizza

Go to New York and talk about a thick crust.....

New York has nothing on Chi Town and the Deep Dish

[Freezic Vast]

Go to New York and talk about a thick crust.....

New York has nothing on Chi Town and the Deep Dish

Excuse me but NYC style pizza is the king, everything else pales in comparison.

[Hammer Britannia]

Surely it can't be worse than putting chewing gum and banana on your pizza...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[Datlofff]

no pineapple gfys

[Thermodolia]

New York has nothing on Chi Town and the Deep Dish

Excuse me but NYC style pizza is the king, everything else pales in comparison.

*Hangs treasonous thin crust lover*

[Thermodolia]

Surely it can't be worse than putting chewing gum and banana on your pizza...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

A crime against humanity

[Internationalist Bastard]

Personally I don’t like any toppings on my pizza, besides my salting it, applying garlic powder, and a splash of oil and vinegar

[United Anorbonum]

Surely it can't be worse than putting chewing gum and banana on your pizza...

That actually makes me sick!

[Internationalist Bastard]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

A crime against humanity

You got so caught up in whether or not you could do it you never stopped to think of you should do it