The real reason why the Presidental Alert happened at 2:18.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

Shit, there on to us, I must warn Trudeau and the Queen immediately! I must go to Ottawa by hockey playing mooseback!

The 13 Colonists know of our plans, eh!

[Lord Dominator]

How strange, it came at 1:18 for me. Shall I be checking John 1:18 then OP?

[Sefy the Great]

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

Shit, there on to us, I must warn Trudeau and the Queen immediately! I must go to Ottawa by hockey playing mooseback!

The 13 Colonists know of our plans, eh!

you guys better get the pincer attack ready, Australia still isn't properly equipped for a naval invasion into American soil!
we know this after a couple of tests against the ottomans...

[Narland]

According to my flatmate Bob, it is a meal locator for when the reptilians reveal themselves regardless of what time it went off.

[Dogmeat]

How strange, it came at 1:18 for me. Shall I be checking John 1:18 then OP?

Page 118 of the D&D Monster Manual is about Doppelgangers! Clearly a sign that our government has been replaced by body snatchers!

[Lord Dominator]

How strange, it came at 1:18 for me. Shall I be checking John 1:18 then OP?

Page 118 of the D&D Monster Manual is about Doppelgangers! Clearly a sign that our government has been replaced by body snatchers!

Shoot, I only have the Player Handbooks here, left the Monster Manuals at home

[Sufokia]

I assumed it was meant to be at 2 but Trump was too busy on Twitter to send it on time.

[The South Falls]

How strange, it came at 1:18 for me. Shall I be checking John 1:18 then OP?

Page 118 of the D&D Monster Manual is about Doppelgangers! Clearly a sign that our government has been replaced by body snatchers!

The fact it's not reptiles...

[Lord Dominator]

Page 118 of the D&D Monster Manual is about Doppelgangers! Clearly a sign that our government has been replaced by body snatchers!

The fact it's not reptiles...

Pfft, as if the reptilians aren't just a front for the real conspiracy

[The South Falls]

The fact it's not reptiles...

Pfft, as if the reptilians aren't just a front for the real conspiracy

Ahah! You know when Russia executed the tsars? 1918. Delete the 9, you get 118. The tsars are still alive, and directing the world as body snatched ghosts. Woke.

[Dogmeat]

Pfft, as if the reptilians aren't just a front for the real conspiracy

Ahah! You know when Russia executed the tsars? 1918. Delete the 9, you get 118. The tsars are still alive, and directing the world as body snatched ghosts. Woke.

Truth be told doppelgangers out of my ass, but when I looked up a PDF version of the Monster Manual online page 118 linked to ghouls, so this sort of still works.

[The South Falls]

Ahah! You know when Russia executed the tsars? 1918. Delete the 9, you get 118. The tsars are still alive, and directing the world as body snatched ghosts. Woke.

Truth be told doppelgangers out of my ass, but when I looked up a PDF version of the Monster Manual online page 118 linked to ghouls, so this sort of still works.

I mean, it works with my theory.

[Huntpublic]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

May the Lord bless us all, I understand that the timing is weird, but remember, Jesus's second coming will be unknown to us all. I almost agree with you tho, he is coming soon, things are becoming more and more suspicious nowadays, just stay steadfast with your relationship with God and Jesus, and we have nothing to worry about

[Imperial Esplanade]

You sure it wasn't because Johnny downstairs wasn't Tindering again instead of, you know, doing his job?

[Menorica]

You do know the alert happened because of legislation Obama signed into law?

Yes, while the timing does seem a little odd, it could've happened due to delays or happened a little earlier than expected, as 2:18 is close to 2:20.

A legislation that never went through because he thought twice about it and knew he would be considered a bad President for lurking into people's phones sending messages national-wise --- Now look how pissed off Americans are because of the alert. President Obama knew how bad it would look if he successfully launched it. His prediction somehow crossed ways into the unknown legacy of Donald Trump --- We've now got anti-Trump memes of the Presidential Alert. Obama used his brain before giving the call sign to the country. It was a good thing he might've not did it. People are still talking about it against it on Twitter right now as i post this response.

[Imperial Esplanade]

How strange, it came at 1:18 for me. Shall I be checking John 1:18 then OP?

Actually, I think the ever-humble Trump would rather Revelation 2:18.

Although... Revelation 1:18 certainly reads like one of his random ill-advised 3am tweets.

[Lord Dominator]

How strange, it came at 1:18 for me. Shall I be checking John 1:18 then OP?

Actually, I think the ever-humble Trump would rather Revelation 2:18.

Although... Revelation 1:18 certainly reads like one of his random ill-advised 3am tweets.

A great sign indeed

[Imperial Esplanade]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

And just how much thou---err, I mean... "enlightenment," had you put into that post?

[Dahon]

It was the Book of Job. Chapter 2, Verse 18 records the lament of the virtuous sufferer, one who has walked in the ways of the Lord yet found only loss and destruction, suffering and torment. Thus he curses the day he was born, and by implication curses his fellow virtuous in suffering, for why not? God has punished them though they have done nothing but be a glory to the same good Lord:

May gloom and utter darkness claim it once more;
May a cloud settle upon it;
May blackness overwhelm it.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Whatever drug was smoked when the book of revelations was written, it was some crazy shit.

They most likely found a fissure in the ground with some smoke coming out of it, sniffed it, and went on to write a book while batshit wasted on methane.

[Lord Dominator]

Whatever drug was smoked when the book of revelations was written, it was some crazy shit.

They most likely found a fissure in the ground with some smoke coming out of it, sniffed it, and went on to write a book while batshit wasted on methane.

*he, Revelation has one author

[Ifreann]

They most likely found a fissure in the ground with some smoke coming out of it, sniffed it, and went on to write a book while batshit wasted on methane.

*he, Revelation has one author

George R.R. Martin.

[Imperial Esplanade]

They most likely found a fissure in the ground with some smoke coming out of it, sniffed it, and went on to write a book while batshit wasted on methane.

*he, Revelation has one author

Also, was just one "revelation."

[The first Galactic Republic]

When are bible whatnots finally going to go away?

[Sefy the Great]

*he, Revelation has one author

Also, was just one "revelation."

that revelation was that methane was the best drug in the universe and everyone should take it each morning with their milk.