The real reason why the Presidental Alert happened at 2:18.

[Hammer Britannia]

"Deaf, dumb and blind - so they will not return."

It's obviously talking about how disabled people won't be able to go back to McDonald's tomorrow

[Petrolheadia]

Or he wants us to blast "Straight Outta Compton" through our Beats, as 18th February is Dr. Dre's birthday.

More likely that, because John 2:18 is "The Jews then responded to him, “What sign can you show us to prove your authority to do all this?"

[Scomagia]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

Biblical literalism robs The Bible of what value it does have.

[Ifreann]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

I thought the answer lies in Revelation?

Revelation 2:18 - And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;

So...Trump is going to get some nice shoes?

[The South Falls]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

I thought the answer lies in Revelation?

Revelation 2:18 - And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;

So...Trump is going to get some nice shoes?

It could be referring to the creation of eve, so... he's gonna get another wife?

[Major-Tom]

At my local Vietnamese restaurant, one of the last items on the menu is 218, and it's Boba Tea. I think Trump just has an affinity for slightly overpriced Vietnamese beverages.

[Right wing humour squad]

I for one am ready for the apocalypse.
Going to make me a god hair merkin.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Damnit
I’m still trying to fix my house after it was destroyed last time the doomsday happened

[Kannap]

[Andsed]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

[Seangoli]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

[Kannap]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

[Thermodolia]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

I think you need to lay off the weed or whatever the hell it is.

They had planned it for 2:00 but it didn’t reach the majority of phones until 2:18 with many phones not getting it until 2:20

[Thermodolia]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

Well we do have the conspiracy theorist haven, the Georgia Guide Stones

[Imperium of The Huron]

Deuteronomy 2:18 , Thou art to pass through Ar, the coast of the Moab, this day. Guess we should have went to The meddle east.

[Arcturus Novus]

Bold of you to assume that there's even a Christ, much less antichrists.

[Nova Colombian Confederation]

Hey, i remember you from the Nuclear attack on Moscow thread Medwed!. How you doin'?, i hope you're having a great afternoon.

Btw, what Nostradamus says about Trump?.

[West Leas Oros 2]

Whatever drug was smoked when the book of revelations was written, it was some crazy shit.

[Ifreann]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

*taps calculator*
It all checks out!

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

[Rusthenia]

Those living on the East Coast of the United States may have wondered why the “Presidental Alert” drill occured at exactly 2:18 pm on Wednesday. It must have been a deliberate choice, for any “internal testing” or “preparations” would have been finished long before the time.

They could have chosen to hold it at 2:00 or 2:30 or 3:00 pm instead - but no, it happened at exactly 2:18. The numbers 218, 2:18 and 2118 have been appearing quite often in the recent weeks.

What does 2:18 mean? The answer lies in the Relevation.

John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last hour. As you have heard that the antichrist will come, even now there are many antichrists. By this we know that it is the last hour.

This is NOT a coincidence. Something is going to happen. We have been hearing that a global currency will be announced on the 10th of October. A strange feeling of anxiety is spreading amongst large fractions of the global population. Many politicians and global economical leaders are showing traits of the Antichrist.

The time has come. May the Lord bless us all.

You are missing how deep this really goes. There are 32 words in John 2:18; there are also 32 teeth in the human mouth without wisdom teeth. You know what also have teeth? Dolphins. And where do dolphins live, you might ask? The ocean. If we flip the word "ocean" around we get "Naeco", which is an electrical materials firm based out of Georgia. Georgia, as we all know, is known for their peaches. I did some digging, however I couldn't come up with any thing connecting Georgia to anything nefarious, however the answer was staring me in the face all along: It's not Georgia, the state, but rather Georgia the country! Which was conveniently invaded by Russia almost a decade ago. And who runs Russsia? None other Putin, whose name is suspiciously close to "poutine", the Canadian dish of fries and gravy. Poutine is horribly unhealthy for you and will kill you eventually. Boom.

Trump is warning us of the imminent Canadian Invasion and their desire to kill us.

Of Course!

[Andsed]

By the way this is the same guy who claimed terrorist nuked Moscow so I am not surprised he suggested something so stupid.

[The South Falls]

Hey, i remember you from the Nuclear attack on Moscow thread Medwed!. How you doin'?, i hope you're having a great afternoon.

Btw, what Nostradamus says about Trump?.

He's the double super anti Christ.

[US-SSR]

Quick, somebody tell Q!

I never got the alert as I had a medical procedure scheduled for around that time so my phone was sitting on my dresser, off. I did walk into the waiting room just as everyone's phones were going off tho so I didn't entirely escape the experience.

THIS IS A TEST. IT IS ONLY A TEST. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL COUP YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO REMAIN INDOORS AND LISTEN TO THE MARTIAL MUSIC.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Time to bust out this song again.

[Kannap]

Time to bust out this song again.

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