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Postby Olthar » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:26 am

Sounds fun. It's like a Kinder Surprise but with fruit. I always like getting free stuff.
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Postby The New California Republic » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:27 am

The naughty old grannies will start putting knitting needles in watermelons and bananas next, decrepit haggard old trolls that they are.
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Postby Albrenia » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:29 am

Trumptonium1 wrote:I assume these are sewing needles not injection needles right


Yeah, the kind you find in haystacks, not the kind you find in junkies.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:29 am

Trumptonium1 wrote:I assume these are sewing needles not injection needles right

Yeah.

The New California Republic wrote:The naughty old grannies will start putting knitting needles in watermelons and bananas next, decrepit haggard old trolls that they are.

Did not expect this thread to turn into granny hate.
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Postby The New California Republic » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:30 am

Albrenia wrote:
Trumptonium1 wrote:I assume these are sewing needles not injection needles right


Yeah, the kind you find in haystacks, not the kind you find in junkies.

You don't like heroin strawberries?
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Postby Olthar » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:33 am

Ifreann wrote:
Trumptonium1 wrote:I assume these are sewing needles not injection needles right

Yeah.

The New California Republic wrote:The naughty old grannies will start putting knitting needles in watermelons and bananas next, decrepit haggard old trolls that they are.

Did not expect this thread to turn into granny hate.

You should always expect granny hate. It's one of the most common forms of prejudice now that we can no longer make jokes about Poles.
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:23 am

Albrenia wrote:
Trumptonium1 wrote:I assume these are sewing needles not injection needles right


Yeah, the kind you find in haystacks, not the kind you find in junkies.

Who keeps needles in haystacks though?
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Ifreann wrote:Yeah.


Did not expect this thread to turn into granny hate.

You should always expect granny hate. It's one of the most common forms of prejudice now that we can no longer make jokes about Poles.


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Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Albrenia wrote:
Yeah, the kind you find in haystacks, not the kind you find in junkies.

Who keeps needles in haystacks though?

Why? Where else would you keep them?

Olthar wrote:You should always expect granny hate. It's one of the most common forms of prejudice now that we can no longer make jokes about Poles.


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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:01 am

Olthar wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:Who keeps needles in haystacks though?

Why? Where else would you keep them?

Away from magnets would be my first thought. But i'm not a needle storage technician.
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Postby Albrenia » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:56 pm

Apparently they may have caught a 'young boy' involved in some of the contamination of strawberries.

No confirmation on if the grannies have been arrested yet.
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