Memory's and Random Thoughts

[Barboneia]

One time when I was like six years old I stole a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup from a Wawa. Not like a packet or anything, just one little one. I still feel bad about it.

[Stellar Colonies]

While drinking a soda many years ago, a wasp came to investigate and somehow got itself into the drink.

I didn't notice.

After a rapid sequence of confusion, sharp pain, some sputtering, a lot of terror, and a quick stomp (In front of hundreds of people by the way), I had a swelling bite on my lower lip and a puddle of soda with a crushed wasp in it at my feet.

I do everything to eat and drink indoors to this day.

[Paradime]

The average amount of hands per person in the United States of America is less than 2

[I want to Dieionia]

If a baby Is born every 10 seconds, and the average life span of a American is 90, 284018400 babies will be born in your lifetime.

[Cannot think of a name]

I didn't see a thread for this yet, and I felt it fit well here, so here goes.

For this thread, literally just post a memory or idea. It can be one, both, interesting, boring, weird, emotional, anything (including a comment about someone else's).

I'll start the engine up.

Just remembering adventure time, and its beautiful, bittersweet ending. Living so merrily

That was less than two weeks ago. That's a really short turn over for nostalgia.

[Pax Nerdvana]

I remember the time my sister stepped on a dead bee, and got stung.

[Ifreann]

I didn't see a thread for this yet, and I felt it fit well here, so here goes.

For this thread, literally just post a memory or idea. It can be one, both, interesting, boring, weird, emotional, anything (including a comment about someone else's).

I'll start the engine up.

Just remembering adventure time, and its beautiful, bittersweet ending. Living so merrily

That was less than two weeks ago. That's a really short turn over for nostalgia.

Man, remember Sunday?

[The Blaatschapen]

If a baby Is born every 10 seconds, and the average life span of a American is 90, 284018400 babies will be born in your lifetime.

What does the average life span of an American have to do with my lifetime?

[Internationalist Bastard]

If Cell needed to absorb the androids to become perfect and he had the time machine why not time travel to right after they curb stomp Gohan. He was clearly strong enough to just fight the two of them, his problem was Gohan going super saiyen 2

[Pax Nerdvana]

Has anyone else ever wondered if we're stuck in a computer simulation, and that we're just imagining all of this?

[Internationalist Bastard]

Has anyone else ever wondered if we're stuck in a computer simulation, and that we're just imagining all of this?

Yeah and my takeaway is that if it is, what are we capable of doing about it?

[Pax Nerdvana]

Has anyone else ever wondered if we're stuck in a computer simulation, and that we're just imagining all of this?

Yeah and my takeaway is that if it is, what are we capable of doing about it?

Maybe starting a revolution, like in the Matrix?

[Internationalist Bastard]

Yeah and my takeaway is that if it is, what are we capable of doing about it?

Maybe starting a revolution, like in the Matrix?

That relied on a bunch of people breaking out of the simulation first. And besides in the case of the Matrix, can you really say you’d rather live in post apocalyptic nightmare land then a normal life?

[Pax Nerdvana]

Maybe starting a revolution, like in the Matrix?

That relied on a bunch of people breaking out of the simulation first. And besides in the case of the Matrix, can you really say you’d rather live in post apocalyptic nightmare land then a normal life?

True, I didn't think about that.

[Indibagion Mer]

The brain named its self

[The New California Republic]

I remember that I was using a toilet at work and I blocked it, accidentally of course. I flushed the toilet, and the water overflowed out of the toilet and all over the floor, and flowed rapidly across the floor into the next toilet cubicle, which was occupied at the time. I heard a mad scrambling as the guy in there tried to avoid the torrent of shitty water. I ran.

[Pax Nerdvana]

I remember that I was using a toilet at work and I blocked it, accidentally of course. I flushed the toilet, and the water overflowed out of the toilet and all over the floor, and flowed rapidly across the floor into the next toilet cubicle, which was occupied at the time. I heard a mad scrambling as the guy in there tried to avoid the torrent of shitty water. I ran.

One time I accidentally clogged the toilet at my house and it overflowed, and I had to clean the floor. Fortunately, the water was relatively clear.

[The Huskar Social Union]

When i was in my final year at uni me and a friend of mine rebecca were taking photographs of our print work for our portfolios, and i suggested we use a table like i had the day before hand to hang the work up on the table once it was on its side in front of the window so it had some natural light coming in so that the photos would look better.

I forgot what table i used, and pointed at a larger one with a different leg design and said "yeah that one!" and when we lifted it up on its side the metal clamp holding the legs snapped with a deafening crack in the space we were in and we just stood there looking at one another with these stupid expressions on our face holding this broken table. Thankfully no one was around so we just carried it back into the student area in a panick, propped it on a seat to make it look like the legs were still upright and walked away giggling like fucking morons.


Came in the next day and there was a sign on the table saying "caution broken table" and i just tried not to laugh.

[Esternial]

I'm a 16GB RAM

No, you're a sheep, Blaat.

[Major-Tom]

Spring break in Mexico I landed in jail. My friend was accused of drunkenly using a fire extinguisher in a run down hotel by the beach, and we all got fucked (we don't know whether my friend used it or not, he denies it, but still). Buddies and I couldn't cough up enough cash for hotel security, so the cops came and had us sit in a disgusting cell for a few hours before my friend's uncle bribed us out.

Cops were sorta nice, they may have been maliciously extorting us for bribe money in all likelihood, but they did give us free cigarettes.

Still, when I tell this story at parties, I remember to make it sound a little more badass, as opposed to the truth which is that my buddies and I basically were thrown in a cell so the cops could make some cash, not because we were "partying too hard" or any bullshit like that.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Spring break in Mexico I landed in jail. My friend was accused of drunkenly using a fire extinguisher in a run down hotel by the beach, and we all got fucked (we don't know whether my friend used it or not, he denies it, but still). Buddies and I couldn't cough up enough cash for hotel security, so the cops came and had us sit in a disgusting cell for a few hours before my friend's uncle bribed us out.

Cops were sorta nice, they may have been maliciously extorting us for bribe money in all likelihood, but they did give us free cigarettes.

Still, when I tell this story at parties, I remember to make it sound a little more badass, as opposed to the truth which is that my buddies and I basically were thrown in a cell so the cops could make some cash, not because we were "partying too hard" or any bullshit like that.

Ona related note, I once got accused of shoplifting. Fortunately, nothing came of it.

[Major-Tom]

Spring break in Mexico I landed in jail. My friend was accused of drunkenly using a fire extinguisher in a run down hotel by the beach, and we all got fucked (we don't know whether my friend used it or not, he denies it, but still). Buddies and I couldn't cough up enough cash for hotel security, so the cops came and had us sit in a disgusting cell for a few hours before my friend's uncle bribed us out.

Cops were sorta nice, they may have been maliciously extorting us for bribe money in all likelihood, but they did give us free cigarettes.

Still, when I tell this story at parties, I remember to make it sound a little more badass, as opposed to the truth which is that my buddies and I basically were thrown in a cell so the cops could make some cash, not because we were "partying too hard" or any bullshit like that.

Ona related note, I once got accused of shoplifting. Fortunately, nothing came of it.

That's the difference between the developing world and developed world, I suppose. Once I got back to the States, I read that cops in Mexico (Sonora, at least) are paid so little that they often have to fuck with tourists a little to get some extra bribe money. It's scummy, but in a way, I can't blame them.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Ona related note, I once got accused of shoplifting. Fortunately, nothing came of it.

That's the difference between the developing world and developed world, I suppose. Once I got back to the States, I read that cops in Mexico (Sonora, at least) are paid so little that they often have to fuck with tourists a little to get some extra bribe money. It's scummy, but in a way, I can't blame them.

Yeah, you really can't blame a man for trying to feed his family or whatever.

[Gospel Power]

I remember when I started to be interested in politics, it was in 2015, when the refugee crisis began, before that I didn't even knew who is trump

I remember that day when I read "the catcher in the rye" and actually liked that

[Valrifell]

I didn't see a thread for this yet, and I felt it fit well here, so here goes.

For this thread, literally just post a memory or idea. It can be one, both, interesting, boring, weird, emotional, anything (including a comment about someone else's).

I'll start the engine up.

Just remembering adventure time, and its beautiful, bittersweet ending. Living so merrily

That was less than two weeks ago. That's a really short turn over for nostalgia.

The show started eight years ago, though. That's effectively a lot of people's childhoods that they stopped caring about when they were 14.