Fantasy Classes are Real

[Dogmeat]

Yeah, I considered that, wmds would be a serious detriment to my occupation, but so long as I survived, and, continued to rule I would be alright with an irradiated, mostly destroyed world. I'd simply begin rebuilding the world entirely, and, I'm assuming that demons are probably immune to radiation, so it wouldn't be the end of my new empire.

Coming soon to theaters near you: fallout: demon lords

Why would you want to?

Maybe he's a fan of post-apocalyptic dieselpunk?

[Godular]

Just like my fave WoW class: Druid.

Feral, if I can manage.

[Medwind]

Yeah, I considered that, wmds would be a serious detriment to my occupation, but so long as I survived, and, continued to rule I would be alright with an irradiated, mostly destroyed world. I'd simply begin rebuilding the world entirely, and, I'm assuming that demons are probably immune to radiation, so it wouldn't be the end of my new empire.

Coming soon to theaters near you: fallout: demon lords

Why would you want to?

Kind of already covered the "why" of it. Because I can, power, shot at immortality, the oppourtunity to rebuild the world as I want to, for the evulz, etc. etc.

[Godular]

Why would you want to?

Kind of already covered the "why" of it. Because I can, power, shot at immortality, the oppourtunity to rebuild the world as I want to, for the evulz, etc. etc.

You sound like a boss mob whose face I’d eat.

I was a very good Feral. You know its gonna be a quick run when the bear who queued as tank turns into a cat and does the Riddick warning.

“There is one speed: mine. MRR!”

[The Batorys]

Why would you want to?

Kind of already covered the "why" of it. Because I can, power, shot at immortality, the oppourtunity to rebuild the world as I want to, for the evulz, etc. etc.

I don't get the appeal.

[Medwind]

Kind of already covered the "why" of it. Because I can, power, shot at immortality, the oppourtunity to rebuild the world as I want to, for the evulz, etc. etc.

I don't get the appeal.

That's understandable, people are different, dosen't really matter whether you can identify with my motives or not, there were three questions:

1 What would the government do, oppose anything new, obviously. Especially when one of the 200 is actively committing mass murder, and waging a global war for world domination. Obviously, we don't live in a one world government, so the response would probably vary dramatically nation to nation, but in general, new, dangerous things are generally opposed, especially supernatural things which would bring many religions into question, probably have doomsayers predicting the end of the world, as usual. Also you have to consider that if we take this thread as example, something like 60-70 percent of posters talked about doing violence for some purpose or another, whether thats to terrorists, or not is irrelevant, the majority of ppl imo, see it as a weapon, and, a very deadly one at that, the government will likely see it the same way. Especially when some crazy paladins start a crusade in the M.E. or go on a suicide run to N. Korea. Or when some naive mage (was it? Cant remember, going off top of my head) goes to some African country, planning to somehow rebuild their economy, change their laws (ie G.M.) pretty much rebuild the whole country, and end any military strife, making some kind of some hippie utopian paradise, all without taking over the country, or killing anyone. (Yeah gl with that buddy) point is your going to have a bunch of crazies wandering around, probably getting themselves killed, and massively affecting world politics, overall it would not be veiwed well imho. Also a small part of why I'd do what I layed out, pre-emptive strike.

2. What would I be; a warlock, it suits my personality, and, purpose, better than anything else.

3. What would I do? Try to takeover the world.

Three questions posed, and, three questions answered, motivation dosen't matter. If you haven't lusted for power your whole life, and, have a love of violence, how would you be able to understand? You can't put yourself in my shoes any more than I can put myself in yours. Kind of feel like I'm going to draw to much attention to myself for the wrong reasons here... don't take this the wrong way, I don't have homicidal thoughts irl because of the consequences I'd likely face, seriously, don't worry, I joined the Army for a reason, in the *hopes* of seeing combat (fuck me right?) I have no intention of ever hurting anyone ehh illegally at least. Just thought I should throw that out there in case this somehow comes back to bite me in the ass.

Edit: my bad on the run on sentances n what not, im getting lazier n lazier when it comes to spelling and grammar bcus I am busy rn.

[Sefy the Great]

I don't get the appeal.

That's understandable, people are different, dosen't really matter whether you can identify with my motives or not, there were three questions:

1 What would the government do, oppose anything new, obviously. Especially when one of the 200 is actively committing mass murder, and waging a global war for world domination. Obviously, we don't live in a one world government, so the response would probably vary dramatically nation to nation, but in general, new, dangerous things are generally opposed, especially supernatural things which would bring many religions into question, probably have doomsayers predicting the end of the world, as usual. Also you have to consider that if we take this thread as example, something like 60-70 percent of posters talked about doing violence for some purpose or another, whether thats to terrorists, or not is irrelevant, the majority of ppl imo, see it as a weapon, and, a very deadly one at that, the government will likely see it the same way. Especially when some crazy paladins start a crusade in the M.E. or go on a suicide run to N. Korea. Or when some naive mage (was it? Cant remember, going off top of my head) goes to some African country, planning to somehow rebuild their economy, change their laws (ie G.M.) pretty much rebuild the whole country, and end any military strife, making some kind of some hippie utopian paradise, all without taking over the country, or killing anyone. (Yeah gl with that buddy) point is your going to have a bunch of crazies wandering around, probably getting themselves killed, and massively affecting world politics, overall it would not be veiwed well imho. Also a small part of why I'd do what I layed out, pre-emptive strike.

2. What would I be; a warlock, it suits my personality, and, purpose, better than anything else.

3. What would I do? Try to takeover the world.

Three questions posed, and, three questions answered, motivation dosen't matter. If you haven't lusted for power your whole life, and, have a love of violence, how would you be able to understand? You can't put yourself in my shoes any more than I can put myself in yours. Kind of feel like I'm going to draw to much attention to myself for the wrong reasons here... don't take this the wrong way, I don't have homicidal thoughts irl because of the consequences I'd likely face, seriously, don't worry, I joined the Army for a reason, in the *hopes* of seeing combat (fuck me right?) I have no intention of ever hurting anyone ehh illegally at least. Just thought I should throw that out there in case this somehow comes back to bite me in the ass.

Edit: my bad on the run on sentances n what not, im getting lazier n lazier when it comes to spelling and grammar bcus I am busy rn.

*rattles the bone dice*
that's a lot of checks you've set for yourself right there. let's begin.

[Medwind]

That's understandable, people are different, dosen't really matter whether you can identify with my motives or not, there were three questions:

1 What would the government do, oppose anything new, obviously. Especially when one of the 200 is actively committing mass murder, and waging a global war for world domination. Obviously, we don't live in a one world government, so the response would probably vary dramatically nation to nation, but in general, new, dangerous things are generally opposed, especially supernatural things which would bring many religions into question, probably have doomsayers predicting the end of the world, as usual. Also you have to consider that if we take this thread as example, something like 60-70 percent of posters talked about doing violence for some purpose or another, whether thats to terrorists, or not is irrelevant, the majority of ppl imo, see it as a weapon, and, a very deadly one at that, the government will likely see it the same way. Especially when some crazy paladins start a crusade in the M.E. or go on a suicide run to N. Korea. Or when some naive mage (was it? Cant remember, going off top of my head) goes to some African country, planning to somehow rebuild their economy, change their laws (ie G.M.) pretty much rebuild the whole country, and end any military strife, making some kind of some hippie utopian paradise, all without taking over the country, or killing anyone. (Yeah gl with that buddy) point is your going to have a bunch of crazies wandering around, probably getting themselves killed, and massively affecting world politics, overall it would not be veiwed well imho. Also a small part of why I'd do what I layed out, pre-emptive strike.

2. What would I be; a warlock, it suits my personality, and, purpose, better than anything else.

3. What would I do? Try to takeover the world.

Three questions posed, and, three questions answered, motivation dosen't matter. If you haven't lusted for power your whole life, and, have a love of violence, how would you be able to understand? You can't put yourself in my shoes any more than I can put myself in yours. Kind of feel like I'm going to draw to much attention to myself for the wrong reasons here... don't take this the wrong way, I don't have homicidal thoughts irl because of the consequences I'd likely face, seriously, don't worry, I joined the Army for a reason, in the *hopes* of seeing combat (fuck me right?) I have no intention of ever hurting anyone ehh illegally at least. Just thought I should throw that out there in case this somehow comes back to bite me in the ass.

Edit: my bad on the run on sentances n what not, im getting lazier n lazier when it comes to spelling and grammar bcus I am busy rn.

*rattles the bone dice*
that's a lot of checks you've set for yourself right there. let's begin.

What do you mean?

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

*rattles the bone dice*
that's a lot of checks you've set for yourself right there. let's begin.

What do you mean?

It's a reference to the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons.

[Ruskland-Preuben]

Run mage, and attempt making Counter. Master said spell. Master it some more. Master it until you can counter everything.
Infinite defense but 0 offense, I can no longer hit for shit, hooray!

[Medwind]

What do you mean?

It's a reference to the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons.

Yeah, see, I was actually tracking that, I was paranoid from some shit I smoked at the time, thought there was some secret message or something there frfr, was tripping sitting there thinking about some double meaning or something, don't do drugs kids.