Homosexuality and Culture

by **Farnhamia** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:34 pm

Kyrinasaj wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:I am the Alex and I speak for the queers

When is hunting season for queers?

Seriously?

*** Warned for trolling. ***

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:35 pm

Olthar wrote:
Mardla wrote:The true warrior awes a wench by his prowess at Chuck E Cheese, then invites her to his lodge to fill her imagination with his wondrous treasury of pogs and Pokémon cards, then takes her to his chambers and for a night of passionate cartoon-watching and candy-binging. Man has sadly declined.

I have to admit, if a girl took me on a date to Chuck E Cheese, she'd definitely get laid that night.

I don't know, that mouse is creepy AF. >.>

by **Mardla** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:37 pm

Aboveland wrote:
Mardla wrote:The true warrior awes a wench by his prowess at Chuck E Cheese, then invites her to his lodge to fill her imagination with his wondrous treasury of pogs and Pokémon cards, then takes her to his chambers and for a night of passionate cartoon-watching and candy-binging. Man has sadly declined.

Mardla, hairy-chested muscle man, shirtless rider of vodka-drinking bears through the woods of Siberia, the reins wrapped around his ankles, a sabre in one hand, a generously breasted woman in the other.

Her tits miraculously calm.

by **Aboveland** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:39 pm

Mardla wrote:
Aboveland wrote:Mardla, hairy-chested muscle man, shirtless rider of vodka-drinking bears through the woods of Siberia, the reins wrapped around his ankles, a sabre in one hand, a generously breasted woman in the other.

Her tits miraculously calm.

His veins engorged with heterosexuality.

by **The South Falls** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:40 pm

Mardla wrote:
Aboveland wrote:Mardla, hairy-chested muscle man, shirtless rider of vodka-drinking bears through the woods of Siberia, the reins wrapped around his ankles, a sabre in one hand, a generously breasted woman in the other.

Her tits miraculously calm.

I would try for a creepy *pants bulge oWo* but it seems this sorry doesn't need one.

by **The South Falls** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:41 pm

Aboveland wrote:
Mardla wrote:Her tits miraculously calm.

His veins engorged with heterosexuality.

They made passionate, hetero love above the unplugged animatronic mouse.

by **Pope Joan** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:44 pm

How can we presume to say that one form of sexuality has or had not added to that abstraction we call "culture"?

Surely many people with a homosexual orientation have added to culture; should nor that be sufficient?

by **Mardla** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:45 pm

Okay, TSF, that's enough shitposting for one day.

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:45 pm

The South Falls wrote:
Aboveland wrote:His veins engorged with heterosexuality.

They made passionate, hetero love above the unplugged animatronic mouse.

And as such, Scott Cawthon made another FNAF game, thus allowing MatPat to avoid having to diversify his content output.

by **Olthar** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:49 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Olthar wrote:I have to admit, if a girl took me on a date to Chuck E Cheese, she'd definitely get laid that night.

I don't know, that mouse is creepy AF. >.>

I mean, we wouldn't do it at Chuck E Cheese, obviously.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:51 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I don't know, that mouse is creepy AF. >.>

I mean, we wouldn't do it at Chuck E Cheese, obviously.

I bet there are people into that... <.< No, I mean, a date at Chuck E Cheese wouldn't, personally, make me want to pork anyone. The mascot of Chuck E Cheese freaks me out so much that I wouldn't enjoy a visit to one. But, to each their own, of course.

by **Olthar** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:57 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Olthar wrote:I mean, we wouldn't do it at Chuck E Cheese, obviously.

I bet there are people into that... <.< No, I mean, a date at Chuck E Cheese wouldn't, personally, make me want to pork anyone. The mascot of Chuck E Cheese freaks me out so much that I wouldn't enjoy a visit to one. But, to each their own, of course.

You don't go to Chuck E Cheese for the animatronics. You go for the pizza and skee-ball.

by **Aboveland** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:58 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I bet there are people into that... <.< No, I mean, a date at Chuck E Cheese wouldn't, personally, make me want to pork anyone. The mascot of Chuck E Cheese freaks me out so much that I wouldn't enjoy a visit to one. But, to each their own, of course.

You don't go to Chuck E Cheese for the animatronics. You go for the pizza and skee-ball.

Well, maybe groping the animatronics.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:01 pm

Aboveland wrote:
Olthar wrote:You don't go to Chuck E Cheese for the animatronics. You go for the pizza and skee-ball.

Well, maybe groping the animatronics.

Er, well, if that's your deal... I won't judge.

by **Uxupox** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:01 pm

chuky cheese is a dumb rat who has caused millions of deaths by obesity. it needs to be put down mercilessly.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:02 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I bet there are people into that... <.< No, I mean, a date at Chuck E Cheese wouldn't, personally, make me want to pork anyone. The mascot of Chuck E Cheese freaks me out so much that I wouldn't enjoy a visit to one. But, to each their own, of course.

You don't go to Chuck E Cheese for the animatronics. You go for the pizza and skee-ball.

Nah, it's not that. I have always found the CEC mascot creepy, since I was a kid, and it is all over the establishment so I pass, but whatever floats your boat, Olly, I'm not judging.

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:03 pm

Uxupox wrote:chuky cheese is a dumb rat who has caused millions of deaths by obesity. it needs to be put down mercilessly.

Look, I'm as tired of FNAF as anyone else above the age of 16, but at least I'm not triggered by it.

by **Oppermenia** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:04 pm

This debate shifted very quickly didn’t it?

by **Dahon** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:05 pm

Oppermenia wrote:This debate shifted very quickly didn’t it?

The topic was cancerous enough, so...

by **The South Falls** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:07 pm

Aboveland wrote:
Olthar wrote:You don't go to Chuck E Cheese for the animatronics. You go for the pizza and skee-ball.

Well, maybe groping the animatronics.

Conspiracy: chuck e cheese is just the CEO's glorified fleshlight.

by **Olthar** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:08 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Olthar wrote:You don't go to Chuck E Cheese for the animatronics. You go for the pizza and skee-ball.

Nah, it's not that. I have always found the CEC mascot creepy, since I was a kid, and it is all over the establishment so I pass, but whatever floats your boat, Olly, I'm not judging.

Meh. He's really just a more 90s version on Micky Mouse. Unless that's the point? Did the 90s traumatize you, Nana? I would understand if they did. The 90s was a...different time.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:08 pm

The South Falls wrote:
Aboveland wrote:Well, maybe groping the animatronics.

Conspiracy: chuck e cheese is just the CEO's glorified fleshlight.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:09 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Nah, it's not that. I have always found the CEC mascot creepy, since I was a kid, and it is all over the establishment so I pass, but whatever floats your boat, Olly, I'm not judging.

Meh. He's really just a more 90s version on Micky Mouse. Unless that's the point? Did the 90s traumatize you, Nana? I would understand if they did. The 90s was a...different time.

Nah, not especially. I just really find that mascot creepy. That's all.

by **Dahon** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:14 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Dahon wrote:
It's better this way. This thread has evolved into something stupidly silly instead of something stupidly infuriating, I've gotten me some sleep, Gravity Falls, and all its right with this side of the world.

I guess but it's still threadjacking ain't it?

... shhhh... one side of my brain is quiet. Blue cloudless sky, grassy hillside, gentle murmuring brook, book below my armpit, shallow renderings of a Dickinson poem on reverie.

Lemme... focus on that tranquil...

by **Lockdownn** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:13 pm

Don't people like you have anything else to cry over? Seriously, how long has this been an "issue"? If you don't like it or the mere concept or mention of it, then mind your own damn business. There are actual, more real and pertinent issues, to bitch and moan about than this.

I seriously don't get it. The justification of it all is the most troubling part.

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