Homosexuality and Culture

[Dogmeat]

Points.

What do I win?

Another settlement needs your help.

[Petrolheadia]

We keep forgetting a real man needs a truck. Class 4 is minimum, though we can accept Class 3 with blinding enough spotlights and enough lift.

And a mansion above 10k square feet, 7 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms, plus a 10-car garage and a pool big enough for on-site yacht cruises, as well as an on-site football pitch.

And a man cave. 100+" TV , hot tub big enough for 30 people and wood veneer bright as the sun.

And a yacht. 60 feet minimum, 100+ optimal, plus at least two jet skis.

And a .50 cal machine gun. And sniper rifle. And 2-gauge shotgun. All full tacticool, engraved wood inserts.

You've forgot the love for meat, and the bear rugs.

Only real grizzly. Cut in 10-pounders.

[Kyrinasaj]

No, homosexual culture can be more harmful than literary clubs. why is this not obvious?

I'm out to prove you wrong.

Next week in my literary club, we're reading Mein Kampf, with extra analysis. Then on to Pol Pot's Little Red Book and Jolly Roger's Cookbook.

That would be a very weird and fictional book club

[Aboveland]

It's almost as if your argument is shit, and you're trying to avoid talking about the above demonstration that it's shit.

No, homosexual culture can be more harmful than literary clubs. why is this not obvious?

But, guy, how can homosexual culture actually harm you? Are you emotionally distressed or physically aggravated by a pride parade, or a gay club, or a desire to wear a rainbow colored bracelet?

[Petrolheadia]

I'm out to prove you wrong.

Next week in my literary club, we're reading Mein Kampf, with extra analysis. Then on to Pol Pot's Little Red Book and Jolly Roger's Cookbook.

That would be a very weird and fictional book club

I can make this happen.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

Damn right. Why should I?

Because you literally lose your humanity, you carhead

What is a single discordant voice shrieking in ignorance and darkness to a harmonious chorus basking in the light of the Machine God? What is the will of a single person compared to the will of a fully-industrialized civilization? What is humanity when compared to glorious angels of steel and circuits? The flesh is weak! It must be replaced for the good of all! God may not exist yet, but God will become incarnate in beautiful cogwork! Ａｖｅ Ｍａｃｈｉｎａ.

/sarcasm-and-sincerity-simultaneously

It's almost as if your argument is shit, and you're trying to avoid talking about the above demonstration that it's shit.

No, homosexual culture can be more harmful than literary clubs. why is this not obvious?

I mean, the last time I joined a Literature Club, it didn't turn out very well...

Neither has any of my hetrosexual sex.

If you're not responsible for the existence of more than a thousand offspring and have not slaughtered entire countrysides with nothing but heavy rocks you are not a man
/NOT sarcasm

Just because you want to be Conan the Barbarian doesn't mean that the rest of the world has to play along.

[Aboveland]

I'm out to prove you wrong.

Next week in my literary club, we're reading Mein Kampf, with extra analysis. Then on to Pol Pot's Little Red Book and Jolly Roger's Cookbook.

That would be a very weird and fictional book club

What if a book club focused on how climate change is a lie, and how we should fuck all the trees with axes, and how saving the environment has no purpose, effectively brainwashing its members into being anti-eco-terrorists? Would it be less harmful than homosexuality?

[The New California Republic]

He said from his computer chair while snacking on Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

I realize this applies to ... Friedrich Nietzsche ... who preach barbarianism

Uh huh. Sure he did(!)

[The South Falls]

You've forgot the love for meat, and the bear rugs.

Only real grizzly. Cut in 10-pounders.

No. Cut in 6,000 pounders.

[Petrolheadia]

Only real grizzly. Cut in 10-pounders.

No. Cut in 6,000 pounders.

Real men ain't afraid of chole-motherfucking-sterol.

[The South Falls]

I realize this applies to ... Friedrich Nietzsche ... who preach barbarianism

Uh huh. Sure he did(!)

Before anyone goes ham, this is the resident dude with a degree in philosophy.

[The South Falls]

No. Cut in 6,000 pounders.

Real men ain't afraid of chole-motherfucking-sterol.

Heart attacks and atherosclerosis are real men's diseases.

[Olthar]

Only real grizzly. Cut in 10-pounders.

No. Cut in 6,000 pounders.

So...you "cut" steaks by sewing them together with other steaks? You must use the anti-knives for that.

[The South Falls]

No. Cut in 6,000 pounders.

So...you "cut" steaks by sewing them together with other steaks? You must use the anti-knives for that.

Logic is for shits.


Just do.


Don't care about the problems in the logic.

Be Shia.



Just do it.

[Petrolheadia]

Real men ain't afraid of chole-motherfucking-sterol.

Heart attacks and atherosclerosis are real men's diseases.

(plays that country/southern rock guitar chord)

[The South Falls]

Heart attacks and atherosclerosis are real men's diseases.

(plays that country/southern rock guitar chord)

*loudly chews fried chicken*

[Petrolheadia]

So...you "cut" steaks by sewing them together with other steaks? You must use the anti-knives for that.

Logic is for shits.


Just do.


Don't care about the problems in the logic.

Be Shia.



Just do it.

Logic is for pussies. Real men cut what they want.

[Petrolheadia]

(plays that country/southern rock guitar chord)

*loudly chews fried chicken*

*bald eagle intensifies*

[Ethel mermania]

If it doesn't, why is there so much musical theatre?

Because people are creative, not because people are gay (or "musical", as 19th-century lingo put it).

Why is there a much higher preponderance of gay people in musical theater, than in the general population?

[Petrolheadia]

Because people are creative, not because people are gay (or "musical", as 19th-century lingo put it).

Why is there a much higher preponderance of gay people in musical theater, than in the general population?

Damned if I knew.

[Mardla]

Neither has any of my hetrosexual sex.

If you're not responsible for the existence of more than a thousand offspring and have not slaughtered entire countrysides with nothing but heavy rocks you are not a man
/NOT sarcasm

The true warrior awes a wench by his prowess at Chuck E Cheese, then invites her to his lodge to fill her imagination with his wondrous treasury of pogs and Pokémon cards, then takes her to his chambers and for a night of passionate cartoon-watching and candy-binging. Man has sadly declined.

[The South Falls]

Logic is for shits.


Just do.


Don't care about the problems in the logic.

Be Shia.



Just do it.

Logic is for pussies. Real men cut what they want.

They can fuse nuclear atoms.

*loudly chews fried chicken*

*bald eagle intensifies*

*American flag*

[Olthar]

If you're not responsible for the existence of more than a thousand offspring and have not slaughtered entire countrysides with nothing but heavy rocks you are not a man
/NOT sarcasm

The true warrior awes a wench by his prowess at Chuck E Cheese, then invites her to his lodge to fill her imagination with his wondrous treasury of pogs and Pokémon cards, then takes her to his chambers and for a night of passionate cartoon-watching and candy-binging. Man has sadly declined.

I have to admit, if a girl took me on a date to Chuck E Cheese, she'd definitely get laid that night.

[Dahon]

The true warrior awes a wench by his prowess at Chuck E Cheese, then invites her to his lodge to fill her imagination with his wondrous treasury of pogs and Pokémon cards, then takes her to his chambers and for a night of passionate cartoon-watching and candy-binging. Man has sadly declined.

...Are you even taking your own thread seriously anymore?

It's better this way. This thread has evolved into something stupidly silly instead of something stupidly infuriating, I've gotten me some sleep, Gravity Falls, and all its right with this side of the world.

[Aboveland]

If you're not responsible for the existence of more than a thousand offspring and have not slaughtered entire countrysides with nothing but heavy rocks you are not a man
/NOT sarcasm

The true warrior awes a wench by his prowess at Chuck E Cheese, then invites her to his lodge to fill her imagination with his wondrous treasury of pogs and Pokémon cards, then takes her to his chambers and for a night of passionate cartoon-watching and candy-binging. Man has sadly declined.

Mardla, hairy-chested muscle man, shirtless rider of vodka-drinking bears through the woods of Siberia, the reins wrapped around his ankles, a sabre in one hand, a generously breasted woman in the other.