The Ultimate Football/Soccer Thread (2010/2011 Season)

[Vonners]

yeah for a small club they are definitely doing very well indeed...no doubt about that...I'm just annoyed that despite scoring more goals in the league than anyone else we are still leakier that Baldricks kegs on a night out with an alcoholic mongoose and a pair of drugged up meerkats in heat.

I'm hoping that a Welsh team makes it to the Premier League for the first time.

It would be good indeed...even better if they stayed up. Of course that is any Welsh club barring dirty cheating bastard Cardiff.

[Mytannion]

Both in my opinion, Suarez and Meireles gave United a torrid time of it - but the United defenders had a shocker. As did every player on the United team to be honest. Nani crying... Aha, that made me laugh.

You enjoy laughing at football players being injured? You disgust me.

Fair play to the scousers today though, I thought we looked pretty good until the first goal but after that I just couldn't see us scoring.

Carragher is still a twat though.

Oh go away, you didn't see Eduardo or Aaron Ramsey crying over their injuries - which were much worse than his.

Actually, I don't really expect anything less off a United fan - so biased towards your own team it is unbelievable - you all seem to think you deserve trophies and sympathy off people because of your history. And actually, you took what I said entirely out of context. I laughed at the fact he got back up and went over to the referee and then fell over in 'agony'. He wasn't even bothered about that, more worried about getting the hairdryer off Ferguson over his assist I expect.

[St George of England]

You enjoy laughing at football players being injured? You disgust me.

Fair play to the scousers today though, I thought we looked pretty good until the first goal but after that I just couldn't see us scoring.

Carragher is still a twat though.

Oh go away, you didn't see Eduardo or Aaron Ramsey crying over their injuries - which were much worse than his.

Actually, I don't really expect anything less off a United fan - so biased towards your own team it is unbelievable - you all seem to think you deserve trophies and sympathy off people because of your history. And actually, you took what I said entirely out of context. I laughed at the fact he got back up and went over to the referee and then fell over in 'agony'. He wasn't even bothered about that, more worried about getting the hairdryer off Ferguson over his assist I expect.

Watch the baiting/trolling people.

As for the Liverpool - United match I'll say this, a loss here for United is actually a good thing. Maybe now we'll work to get rid of the complacency that's been creeping in.

[Socialist States Owen]

Oi! Swansea are a quality side, thank you.

yeah for a small club they are definitely doing very well indeed...no doubt about that...I'm just annoyed that despite scoring more goals in the league than anyone else we are still leakier that Baldricks kegs on a night out with an alcoholic mongoose and a pair of drugged up meerkats in heat.

Meh. I wouldnt say they are 'small' anymore...more of a medium sized club now.

[The Deleted Chris]

yeah for a small club they are definitely doing very well indeed...no doubt about that...I'm just annoyed that despite scoring more goals in the league than anyone else we are still leakier that Baldricks kegs on a night out with an alcoholic mongoose and a pair of drugged up meerkats in heat.

Meh. I wouldnt say they are 'small' anymore...more of a medium sized club now.

No. If United, Barca, Madrid, Juve etc. are "big" clubs, Swansea certainly aren't medium. When was the last time you won anything, or played in the top flight?

[Vonners]

yeah for a small club they are definitely doing very well indeed...no doubt about that...I'm just annoyed that despite scoring more goals in the league than anyone else we are still leakier that Baldricks kegs on a night out with an alcoholic mongoose and a pair of drugged up meerkats in heat.

Meh. I wouldnt say they are 'small' anymore...more of a medium sized club now.

To be honest I really haven't a clue where Swansea rank...but compared to Leeds they are a small club. However that should not in any way take away from what Swansea have accomplished...2nd in the Championship (and the moment beating Watford 1 - 0)...I think that is something of a major achievement as well as something to be proud of...

[Vonners]

Meh. I wouldnt say they are 'small' anymore...more of a medium sized club now.

No. If United, Barca, Madrid, Juve etc. are "big" clubs, Swansea certainly aren't medium. When was the last time you won anything, or played in the top flight?

I thought you were a ManU supporter?

[Fartsniffage]

Oh go away, you didn't see Eduardo or Aaron Ramsey crying over their injuries - which were much worse than his.

Actually, I don't really expect anything less off a United fan - so biased towards your own team it is unbelievable - you all seem to think you deserve trophies and sympathy off people because of your history. And actually, you took what I said entirely out of context. I laughed at the fact he got back up and went over to the referee and then fell over in 'agony'. He wasn't even bothered about that, more worried about getting the hairdryer off Ferguson over his assist I expect.

You " laughed at the fact he got back up and went over to the referee and then fell over in 'agony'"? Then why did you say "Nani crying... Aha, that made me laugh."?

Say what you mean chap, or don't get offending by people reply to what you actually post and not what our psychic powers tell us you mean.

Also, I'm a little annoyed by the rest of your post as well. I think we deserve trophies because we seem to keep winning them and we deserve to not have the Munich song sung at matches because mocking the dead is in very poor taste and quite likely to get the singer battered which goes against my opinions on football hooliganism, to wit, it's a bad thing.

I expect that next you'll tell me that I'm not even from Manchester.

[The Deleted Chris]

No. If United, Barca, Madrid, Juve etc. are "big" clubs, Swansea certainly aren't medium. When was the last time you won anything, or played in the top flight?

I thought you were a ManU supporter?

I am.

And even as a United supporter, I'd like to register that the referee has been piss poor at the Camp Nou tonight. Even allowing for the standard imbalance in free kicks and cards given that clubs like Barca receive at home, to dismiss van Persie for playing on after the whistle with c.100,000 Catalans shouting is batshit stupid. But then Barca always get an easy ride in CL matches from referees: Stamford Bridge 2009 being the best example.

But the standard of officiating in the CL has been inconsistent for some time. Quite why UEFA don't institute a procedure for retrospective punishment and retrospective exculpation is beyond me. Fletcher would have been reprieved in 2009. And whoever Busquets dived to have dismissed in the semi-final at the Camp Nou last season.

[Mid Lothian]

to dismiss van Persie for playing on after the whistle with c.100,000 Catalans shouting is batshit stupid.

What? I'm struggling to remember the referee even having a word when that happens in the SPL, so to send someone off for it seems incredibly bizarre.

[Fartsniffage]

I am.

And even as a United supporter, I'd like to register that the referee has been piss poor at the Camp Nou tonight. Even allowing for the standard imbalance in free kicks and cards given that clubs like Barca receive at home, to dismiss van Persie for playing on after the whistle with c.100,000 Catalans shouting is batshit stupid. But then Barca always get an easy ride in CL matches from referees: Stamford Bridge 2009 being the best example.

But the standard of officiating in the CL has been inconsistent for some time. Quite why UEFA don't institute a procedure for retrospective punishment and retrospective exculpation is beyond me. Fletcher would have been reprieved in 2009. And whoever Busquets dived to have dismissed in the semi-final at the Camp Nou last season.

I agree re. Van Persie. I'm a little too drunk to remember the other incidents at the moment.

A kick into row Z I could understand the second yellow for, a quick take down and then shot on goal I can't.

[Vonners]

I thought you were a ManU supporter?

I am.

And even as a United supporter, I'd like to register that the referee has been piss poor at the Camp Nou tonight. Even allowing for the standard imbalance in free kicks and cards given that clubs like Barca receive at home, to dismiss van Persie for playing on after the whistle with c.100,000 Catalans shouting is batshit stupid. But then Barca always get an easy ride in CL matches from referees: Stamford Bridge 2009 being the best example.

But the standard of officiating in the CL has been inconsistent for some time. Quite why UEFA don't institute a procedure for retrospective punishment and retrospective exculpation is beyond me. Fletcher would have been reprieved in 2009. And whoever Busquets dived to have dismissed in the semi-final at the Camp Nou last season.

then don't call it United...there is only one Unitied and it wears white;)

sadly the only thing that works in my hotel TV wise is bloody CNN...its doing my nut.

[The Deleted Chris]

I am.

And even as a United supporter, I'd like to register that the referee has been piss poor at the Camp Nou tonight. Even allowing for the standard imbalance in free kicks and cards given that clubs like Barca receive at home, to dismiss van Persie for playing on after the whistle with c.100,000 Catalans shouting is batshit stupid. But then Barca always get an easy ride in CL matches from referees: Stamford Bridge 2009 being the best example.

But the standard of officiating in the CL has been inconsistent for some time. Quite why UEFA don't institute a procedure for retrospective punishment and retrospective exculpation is beyond me. Fletcher would have been reprieved in 2009. And whoever Busquets dived to have dismissed in the semi-final at the Camp Nou last season.

then don't call it United...there is only one Unitied and it wears white;)

sadly the only thing that works in my hotel TV wise is bloody CNN...its doing my nut.

I'm sneaking updates between pancakes with gf and gf's friends. First time I've ever felt sorry for Arsenal though.

[Fartsniffage]

then don't call it United...there is only one Unitied and it wears white;)

Newcastle? *innocent face*

sadly the only thing that works in my hotel TV wise is bloody CNN...its doing my nut.

Get a better hotel. You've an IS bod, you must have read the BOFH.

[Vonners]

then don't call it United...there is only one Unitied and it wears white;)

sadly the only thing that works in my hotel TV wise is bloody CNN...its doing my nut.

I'm sneaking updates between pancakes with gf and gf's friends. First time I've ever felt sorry for Arsenal though.

There have been times I have pitied the Arse...when they play that amazing football and fail to win on the big stage...

I'd kill for a pan cake!

[Vonners]

then don't call it United...there is only one Unitied and it wears white;)

Newcastle? *innocent face*

sadly the only thing that works in my hotel TV wise is bloody CNN...its doing my nut.

Get a better hotel. You've an IS bod, you must have read the BOFH.

LOL the toon....better than a soap opera!

yeah I would but my company are cheap...I have to admit I did not realise how cheap they are...still move into my flat on Monday...can't bloody wait!

already ordered my 100meg net access....was gonna ask the company to give me a gig line but I don't wanna get fired;)

[Angleter]

Typical. Us Aston Villa supporters would've been able to tell you all a week ago how Arsenal aren't to be trusted to win a cup match.

[Fartsniffage]

LOL the toon....better than a soap opera!

yeah I would but my company are cheap...I have to admit I did not realise how cheap they are...still move into my flat on Monday...can't bloody wait!

already ordered my 100meg net access....was gonna ask the company to give me a gig line but I don't wanna get fired;)

Got your PFY yet?

The game tonight was a bit ruined by the sending off. Messi was sublime for the first goal though.

[The Deleted Chris]

LOL the toon....better than a soap opera!

yeah I would but my company are cheap...I have to admit I did not realise how cheap they are...still move into my flat on Monday...can't bloody wait!

already ordered my 100meg net access....was gonna ask the company to give me a gig line but I don't wanna get fired;)

Got your PFY yet?

The game tonight was a bit ruined by the sending off. Messi was sublime for the first goal though.

He still needs to be introduced to some Vidic brutality this season.

[Fartsniffage]

Got your PFY yet?

The game tonight was a bit ruined by the sending off. Messi was sublime for the first goal though.

He still needs to be introduced to some Vidic brutality this season.

I'm a football fan first and a United fan second. Watching Messi play makes my pee-pee twitch.

[Vonners]

LOL the toon....better than a soap opera!

yeah I would but my company are cheap...I have to admit I did not realise how cheap they are...still move into my flat on Monday...can't bloody wait!

already ordered my 100meg net access....was gonna ask the company to give me a gig line but I don't wanna get fired;)

Got your PFY yet?

The game tonight was a bit ruined by the sending off. Messi was sublime for the first goal though.

not yet...bit weird though going from managing a team of nearly 20 engineers to none...

I'm waiting for the sports bit on the news show...god CNN is just the suck

[Fartsniffage]

Got your PFY yet?

The game tonight was a bit ruined by the sending off. Messi was sublime for the first goal though.

not yet...bit weird though going from managing a team of nearly 20 engineers to none...

I'm waiting for the sports bit on the news show...god CNN is just the suck

It'll be okay. Just keep your cattleprod close to hand.

The highlights aren't all that, the game was a bit pants.

[Vonners]

not yet...bit weird though going from managing a team of nearly 20 engineers to none...

I'm waiting for the sports bit on the news show...god CNN is just the suck

It'll be okay. Just keep your cattleprod close to hand.

The highlights aren't all that, the game was a bit pants.

I just wanna see Messi...two players I would give both my nuts for...Messi and Cesc... never happen though which is probably a good thing

[Krytenia]

We were mugged tonight. Looks like I'll be cheering on Chelsea in the CL now, as the least worst English option.

[Hossaim]

everyone laughing at nani's injury, and now he might be out for the season.

that's just cruel guys, cruel.