The Ultimate Football/Soccer Thread (2010/2011 Season)

[Serrland]

I didn't get a chance to see Liverpool beat Man U - I saw the score line, and saw that Kuyt bagged himself a hat trick. Did ManU just have an awful time on defense or was Liverpool looking that good?

[Mytannion]

I didn't get a chance to see Liverpool beat Man U - I saw the score line, and saw that Kuyt bagged himself a hat trick. Did ManU just have an awful time on defense or was Liverpool looking that good?

Both in my opinion, Suarez and Meireles gave United a torrid time of it - but the United defenders had a shocker. As did every player on the United team to be honest. Nani crying... Aha, that made me laugh.

[St George of England]

I didn't get a chance to see Liverpool beat Man U - I saw the score line, and saw that Kuyt bagged himself a hat trick. Did ManU just have an awful time on defense or was Liverpool looking that good?

Both in my opinion, Suarez and Meireles gave United a torrid time of it - but the United defenders had a shocker. As did every player on the United team to be honest. Nani crying... Aha, that made me laugh.

Meh, Arsenal drawing takes the sting away a little, as does Liverpool's position, but it's still a very poor result for United, despite missing Rio and Vidic.

[Vonners]

on the bright side we trashed that footballing powerhouse known as Doncaster Rovers 5 - 2...

[Georgism]

on the bright side we trashed that footballing powerhouse known as Doncaster Rovers 5 - 2...

Nice one, we destroyed Wolves 3-3.

[Fartsniffage]

I didn't get a chance to see Liverpool beat Man U - I saw the score line, and saw that Kuyt bagged himself a hat trick. Did ManU just have an awful time on defense or was Liverpool looking that good?

Both in my opinion, Suarez and Meireles gave United a torrid time of it - but the United defenders had a shocker. As did every player on the United team to be honest. Nani crying... Aha, that made me laugh.

You enjoy laughing at football players being injured? You disgust me.

Fair play to the scousers today though, I thought we looked pretty good until the first goal but after that I just couldn't see us scoring.

Carragher is still a twat though.

[Vonners]

on the bright side we trashed that footballing powerhouse known as Doncaster Rovers 5 - 2...

Nice one, we destroyed Wolves 3-3.

sounds like a roaring game but I'm surprised you didn't take all three points to be honest...the way your lot are playing...

[Vonners]

Both in my opinion, Suarez and Meireles gave United a torrid time of it - but the United defenders had a shocker. As did every player on the United team to be honest. Nani crying... Aha, that made me laugh.

You enjoy laughing at football players being injured? You disgust me.

Fair play to the scousers today though, I thought we looked pretty good until the first goal but after that I just couldn't see us scoring.

Carragher is still a twat though.

just read the bbc report...can't see any vid out here sadly...sounds like you guys really need Vidic badly (that and he's playing out of his skin by all accounts)...

re tackle...not seen it obv but if its a strong tackle and not an out and out leg breaker I fail to see the issue...and its not like Manc players are all goodness and light (Keane v Haaland for example)...and well Nani always looks like he's about to bawl his eyes out...

and what the fuck the hubcaps...talk about rescuing their season? why the fuck they didn't get Daglish in to start with instead of humiliating Papa Roy I will never understand...

[Fartsniffage]

just read the bbc report...can't see any vid out here sadly...sounds like you guys really need Vidic badly (that and he's playing out of his skin by all accounts)...

We do. We really fucking do. If he doesn't get the PFA player of the year award then it's a fucking travesty.

re tackle...not seen it obv but if its a strong tackle and not an out and out leg breaker I fail to see the issue...and its not like Manc players are all goodness and light (Keane v Haaland for example)...and well Nani always looks like he's about to bawl his eyes out...

Wait until you see it. Sliding, foot up, studs exposed, well over the ball and straight to the knee. Not pretty at all.

It was bad enough that Nani, the ultimate pussy, hopped over to try and have a go at him before he collapsed and was carried off.

and what the fuck the hubcaps...talk about rescuing their season? why the fuck they didn't get Daglish in to start with instead of humiliating Papa Roy I will never understand...

The scousers enjoy being laughed at. It's the only sensible reason I can think of.

[Vonners]

just read the bbc report...can't see any vid out here sadly...sounds like you guys really need Vidic badly (that and he's playing out of his skin by all accounts)...

We do. We really fucking do. If he doesn't get the PFA player of the year award then it's a fucking travesty.

re tackle...not seen it obv but if its a strong tackle and not an out and out leg breaker I fail to see the issue...and its not like Manc players are all goodness and light (Keane v Haaland for example)...and well Nani always looks like he's about to bawl his eyes out...

Wait until you see it. Sliding, foot up, studs exposed, well over the ball and straight to the knee. Not pretty at all.

It was bad enough that Nani, the ultimate pussy, hopped over to try and have a go at him before he collapsed and was carried off.

and what the fuck the hubcaps...talk about rescuing their season? why the fuck they didn't get Daglish in to start with instead of humiliating Papa Roy I will never understand...

The scousers enjoy being laughed at. It's the only sensible reason I can think of.

I think he's (Vidic) is a favourite to win the writers award at the very least...the only other player I can think of who can 'beat' Vidic is Bale...its a close run thing...but it would be nice to see a defender get the PFA award even if it is a Manc to be honest.

Re Nani...yeah that kind of tackle I am not a fan of...I like hard crunching tackles but not studs up...having said that though the idea of Nani trying to be hard would result with me on the floor laughing my arse off LOL

re hubcaps...as good a theory as any other...

[Fartsniffage]

I think he's (Vidic) is a favourite to win the writers award at the very least...the only other player I can think of who can 'beat' Vidic is Bale...its a close run thing...but it would be nice to see a defender get the PFA award even if it is a Manc to be honest.

Re Nani...yeah that kind of tackle I am not a fan of...I like hard crunching tackles but not studs up...having said that though the idea of Nani trying to be hard would result with me on the floor laughing my arse off LOL

re hubcaps...as good a theory as any other...

I can't praise Vidic enough this season. He's been brilliant for us and probably the main reason we're currently top of the league.

The Caragher tackle was the kind I'd condemn whoever made it. It was just nasty and watching Gerrard pushing the injured Nani to the ground wasn't nice either.

[Serrland]

Oh Nani, another of those damned Iberian pretty boys. Never like to see anyone take a studs-up tackle, though, hope he'll be alright. A bit of a bruise wouldn't bother me any, though If I'm Fergie, I wouldn't sweat a loss like that one bit, not with the Arse looking terrible against Sunderland.

In other news, that Colombian wanker who kicked the opposing team's mascot owl got what effectively amounted to a slap on the wrist, and with surprisingly little outrage. I can only imagine the shitstorm that would follow if someone in the Premier League booted a live owl off the pitch.

[Fartsniffage]

just read the bbc report...can't see any vid out here sadly...sounds like you guys really need Vidic badly (that and he's playing out of his skin by all accounts)...

Man, I've actually gone to the effort of recording the tackle and aftermath on my phone so you could see it and now there is an internet fault with my network and I can't upload it.

Damn it.

[Vonners]

just read the bbc report...can't see any vid out here sadly...sounds like you guys really need Vidic badly (that and he's playing out of his skin by all accounts)...

Man, I've actually gone to the effort of recording the tackle and aftermath on my phone so you could see it and now there is an internet fault with my network and I can't upload it.

Damn it.

oh shit:( appreciate it! but yeah that sucks...damn that internet thing!

I'm sure there'll be a youtube up sooner than later...

[Starblaydia]

Even better than the Happy Birthday chant to Kenny:

Nani are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you OK Nani?
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
Jamie Carragher!

[Fartsniffage]

Even better than the Happy Birthday chant to Kenny:

Nani are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you OK Nani?
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
Jamie Carragher!

Another person laughing at someone being assaulted.

[Starblaydia]

In other news, that Colombian wanker who kicked the opposing team's mascot owl got what effectively amounted to a slap on the wrist, and with surprisingly little outrage. I can only imagine the shitstorm that would follow if someone in the Premier League booted a live owl off the pitch.

Because Argentina doesn't have any animal cruelty laws that they can actually punish him with.

Even better than the Happy Birthday chant to Kenny:

Another person laughing at someone being assaulted.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

[Londim]

Nice one, we destroyed Wolves 3-3.

sounds like a roaring game but I'm surprised you didn't take all three points to be honest...the way your lot are playing...

Wolves were the better team generally during the match yesterday. They were just going forward at any opportunity and not letting Tottenham play how they wanted.

[Sun Aut Ex]

Nani went down crying, then got up long enough to yell at the ref, then went down crying again.

Weasels like him give our game a bad name and make it hard for the code to get a foothold in places like here. No sympathy from me.

[St George of England]

Nani went down crying, then got up long enough to yell at the ref, then went down crying again.

Weasels like him give our game a bad name and make it hard for the code to get a foothold in places like here. No sympathy from me.

Whut

lol

laughing at people who get injured

u so tough

[Socialist States Owen]

Nani went down crying, then got up long enough to yell at the ref, then went down crying again.

Weasels like him give our game a bad name and make it hard for the code to get a foothold in places like here. No sympathy from me.

Whut

lol

laughing at people who get injured

u so tough

Well he was being a douchebag.

And if Carraghers tackle was red, so was Rafaels.

[St George of England]

lol

calling nani a douche then mentioning carragher

o the ironing

[Socialist States Owen]

bloody Swansea? what for bollocks is this?

3 fakn nil! *hangs head*

Oi! Swansea are a quality side, thank you.

[Vonners]

bloody Swansea? what for bollocks is this?

3 fakn nil! *hangs head*

Oi! Swansea are a quality side, thank you.

yeah for a small club they are definitely doing very well indeed...no doubt about that...I'm just annoyed that despite scoring more goals in the league than anyone else we are still leakier that Baldricks kegs on a night out with an alcoholic mongoose and a pair of drugged up meerkats in heat.

[Eastfield Lodge]

Oi! Swansea are a quality side, thank you.

yeah for a small club they are definitely doing very well indeed...no doubt about that...I'm just annoyed that despite scoring more goals in the league than anyone else we are still leakier that Baldricks kegs on a night out with an alcoholic mongoose and a pair of drugged up meerkats in heat.

I'm hoping that a Welsh team makes it to the Premier League for the first time.