NFL Thread v2: The 2020 NFL Season!

[Jerzylvania]

The owner of the Harlem Globetrotters owns the Washington Generals name and has recently stated he'd sell the name to Snyder.

It is rumored Snyder owns the rights to the name Washington Warriors. If true, that may be where this is headed.

Back in late 1995 the Indy Colts owner, Bozo Bob Irsay, offered Art Modell the Colts name for $25 million. He turned him down. Now if that offer is still good with his sonny Jim then Snyder could buy the name and we'd have the Colts back in Maryland except they'd be the Washington Colts. Then we could speculate on what we'd name Irsay's team. Boi, oh boi, would I relish that opportunity!

The Indianapolis Pilgrims.

Because they literally arrived on the Mayflower.

That's a good one, even though it was only their equipment, furniture, files and trophys (none won by the Irsay) etc in the vans. Oh, and Bozo Bob's liquor cabinet which I believe the contents of which needed several trucks.

In Baltimore they were locally known as the Indianapolis Horse Thieves for years after the move. That's one of the kinder names.

If they did need a new name, the Indy Racers would fit them better than Indy Colts anyway. The idea of Colts running at the Indy 500 is totally barbaric.

[Tombradyonia]

If they're not going to go with Washington Dansnyders, I'd be partial to Washington Filibusters.

[Talchyon]

I've heard the name, the Washington Red Tails, based off of a military fighter plane squadron.... Right now, I think I'll just refer to them as the Washington Sell-outs.

I mean, come on. Red Tails? Seriously? That sounds like Washington just got their rears kicked

[Outer Sparta]

I've heard the name, the Washington Red Tails, based off of a military fighter plane squadron.... Right now, I think I'll just refer to them as the Washington Sell-outs.

I mean, come on. Red Tails? Seriously? That sounds like Washington just got their rears kicked

When has Dan Snyder not been a sell out? He wanted to keep the name the whole time and of course be a crappy owner in the process.

[Idzequitch]

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

[Skundi]

Pat Mahomes will be a Chief for a long time that’s for sure. 10 years!

[Impaled Nazarene]

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

Players union is so weak SMH. Bad decision. What happens when Reed and the GM retire and the new staff are fucking satan and revert the chiefs back to their 2000s form?

[Dresderstan]

Isn't there a Washington Generals already in the NBA? Honestly if I had to rename them it'd be the Washington Minutemen.

[Ameriganastan]

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

Yay, 10 more years of Mahomes in my division...

Isn't there a Washington Generals already in the NBA? Honestly if I had to rename them it'd be the Washington Minutemen.

No, that's the Washington Wizards in the NBA. The Generals are those guys the Globetrotters play.

[Luminesa]

Awwwww, ya'll are being mean to Ran in the poll, I actually think these suggestions are kinda fun. ;___;

[Luminesa]

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

I'M PATTY MAHOMES, AND I'M GONNA FIND A CURE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS SO I CAN SAVE MY FRIEND THE FOOTBALL! *Chugs ketchup.*

Good job, Patty, a contract well-deserved.

[Jerzylvania]

Awwwww, ya'll are being mean to Ran in the poll, I actually think these suggestions are kinda fun. ;___;

Agree.

[Idzequitch]

Awwwww, ya'll are being mean to Ran in the poll, I actually think these suggestions are kinda fun. ;___;

I voted for the Absentee Appointments

[Luminesa]

Awwwww, ya'll are being mean to Ran in the poll, I actually think these suggestions are kinda fun. ;___;

I voted for the Absentee Appointments

That would be a funny name.

[Outer Sparta]

Isn't there a Washington Generals already in the NBA? Honestly if I had to rename them it'd be the Washington Minutemen.

The NBA team there is called the Wizards.

[The Two Jerseys]

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

I'M PATTY MAHOMES, AND I'M GONNA FIND A CURE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS SO I CAN SAVE MY FRIEND THE FOOTBALL! *Chugs ketchup.*

Good job, Patty, a contract well-deserved.

That settles it, Patty Ketchup has to do a crossover with Patty Mayo.

[Ranoria]

Awwwww, ya'll are being mean to Ran in the poll, I actually think these suggestions are kinda fun. ;___;

Aw, thanks mom(and Jerzy). I actually laughed when I saw it.

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.c ... atform=amp

That’s insane. 45 million a year average with a max of 503 million!? I’ve never seen anything like this. Jerzy, have you? Did they do contracts differently before I started watching? I mean wow.

[Luminesa]

I'M PATTY MAHOMES, AND I'M GONNA FIND A CURE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS SO I CAN SAVE MY FRIEND THE FOOTBALL! *Chugs ketchup.*

Good job, Patty, a contract well-deserved.

That settles it, Patty Ketchup has to do a crossover with Patty Mayo.

I'm down for this.

[Dresderstan]

Awwwww, ya'll are being mean to Ran in the poll, I actually think these suggestions are kinda fun. ;___;

Aw, thanks mom(and Jerzy). I actually laughed when I saw it.

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.c ... atform=amp

That’s insane. 45 million a year average with a max of 503 million!? I’ve never seen anything like this. Jerzy, have you? Did they do contracts differently before I started watching? I mean wow.

That is a lot, like I'm questioning if that's more or less than what other athletes make for their contracts.

[Outer Sparta]

Aw, thanks mom(and Jerzy). I actually laughed when I saw it.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.c ... atform=amp

That’s insane. 45 million a year average with a max of 503 million!? I’ve never seen anything like this. Jerzy, have you? Did they do contracts differently before I started watching? I mean wow.

That is a lot, like I'm questioning if that's more or less than what other athletes make for their contracts.

I remember hearing the news of Giancarlo Stanton once signing a 13 year, $325 million contract for the Marlins in baseball in 2014. He only lasted three years before being traded to New York. Contracts can get pretty big especially in baseball, but I've never seen such a bloated one here in the NFL.

[Luminesa]

Awwwww, ya'll are being mean to Ran in the poll, I actually think these suggestions are kinda fun. ;___;

Aw, thanks mom(and Jerzy). I actually laughed when I saw it.

Patrick Mahomes has just signed a 10 (you read that correctly, ten) year contract extension with the Chiefs.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.c ... atform=amp

That’s insane. 45 million a year average with a max of 503 million!? I’ve never seen anything like this. Jerzy, have you? Did they do contracts differently before I started watching? I mean wow.

That may actually eat the bank for a lot of other good players on the team. I'm glad he got the contract, but that's too much.

[Outer Sparta]

Aw, thanks mom(and Jerzy). I actually laughed when I saw it.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.c ... atform=amp

That’s insane. 45 million a year average with a max of 503 million!? I’ve never seen anything like this. Jerzy, have you? Did they do contracts differently before I started watching? I mean wow.

That may actually eat the bank for a lot of other good players on the team. I'm glad he got the contract, but that's too much.

Now watch the QB market get inflated even further with these sort of contracts.

[The Two Jerseys]

Had to vote for Witch Hunters, it's what Dan Snyder would want. Unless Martyrs is an option...

[Ranoria]

Aw, thanks mom(and Jerzy). I actually laughed when I saw it.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.c ... atform=amp

That’s insane. 45 million a year average with a max of 503 million!? I’ve never seen anything like this. Jerzy, have you? Did they do contracts differently before I started watching? I mean wow.

That may actually eat the bank for a lot of other good players on the team. I'm glad he got the contract, but that's too much.

I dunno. I mean, I agree I wouldn’t pay him that much, but this deal doesn’t kick in until 2022. Ten years down the line the 45 mil range might be more in the market. And for a few years at least they’ve got so much talent that it should be fine. They’ll have to draft well in the future, but Mahomes is just so damn good that...I mean, does it matter?

[Luminesa]

That may actually eat the bank for a lot of other good players on the team. I'm glad he got the contract, but that's too much.

I dunno. I mean, I agree I wouldn’t pay him that much, but this deal doesn’t kick in until 2022. Ten years down the line the 45 mil range might be more in the market. And for a few years at least they’ve got so much talent that it should be fine. They’ll have to draft well in the future, but Mahomes is just so damn good that...I mean, does it matter?

It does because they have other big free agents to pay, and they’re gonna walk. Patty Mahomes is a beast, but he can’t do it all himself.