NFL Thread v2: The 2020 NFL Season!

[Jerzyland]

The Colts are who we thought they were. No big deal beating the Irsayinapolis Colts. I know these guys. Luck won't be right until next year anyway bc these severe injuries take a long time to heal 100%. Losing a bunch of games this year anyway possible is fine. Just do whatever is needed to get a top 5 pick in the draft. Maybe even go for 4th and 4 from your own 42 with 27 seconds in OT... then throw the ball into the ground in front of your wide open receiver. Oh yeah.

Something makes me thing this makes you happy. Way too happy.

Your thinking is as flawed as your spelling of the word.

I'd have loved to seen the Pats take a loss at home to Indy. Everything I said about the Irsay organization is true. You, OTOH, are quite the opposite. You have a lot of room of learn a few things from the football intelligent posters on this forum. There are quite a number of them. And yes, you are 1-0 this week, just like everybody else. Congrats!

[Jerzyland]

Alright guys, here’s some dudes in the NFL who I think, if they retired today, would be inducted into the HoF.

QBs:
Tom Brady: Self explanatory. Arguably the best Q of all time.
Aaron Rodgers: Absolutely insane to watch this guy play. No doubt in my mind. 2x MVP, 2x conference champ(right?), Hail Mary king, super bowl champ, multiple time 40 TD passer.
My long shot: Russell Wilson. He’s unbelievable to watch, and his super bowl win, 2 conference championships, are nice. I don’t know if his production is enough, however, with 23,000 passing yards and 168 TDs (to only 59 INT!), but 3,300 rushing yards and 16 scores there doesn’t hurt.

RBs:
Adrian Peterson: ‘nuff said. Had a 2,000 hard MVP season, over 100 career rushing scores. 12,500 career rushing yards. Monster.
Marshawn Lynch: A guy who’s approaching 13,000 total yards and 90 total TDs, has 10,000 rushing yards and 84 scores there, along with his legendary ‘beast quake’ run, Lynch was a borderline HoF player before coming back. Now, he’s in imo.
My long shot: Frank Gore. Gore has 14,100 career rushing yards, almost 80 scores. Now, I know that he gets ripped for not being a super productive guy year to year, and just producing due to longevity. But I think people forget the runner that he used to be. This guy has 7 career seasons over 1,100 yards, two more over 1,000. He was 3rd in the NFL in rushing with 1,695 yards. 49ers all time leader in rushing yards and scores. 1 time all pro, 5 time pro bowler.

WR:
Larry Fitzgerald. One of the all time leaders in pretty much every significant receiving category. No brainer here, honestly.
Julio Jones: the amount of times that this guy has gone off for over 250 yards, 3, is insane. He’s going to have 10,000 receiving yards st the end of the season, and his 2015 year is good for 2nd most yards in a season all time, I believe.
Antonio Brown: Best in the NFL right now, and his 2015 season is right there with Jones’s. Also, already over 10,000 yards, and he has 5 straight seasons of over a hundred catches, 1,250 yards, and 8 scores.
Brandon Marshall: over 12,000 career receiving yards, nearly a thousand career catches, and 83 touchdowns.
My long shot: AJ Green. Maybe not a huge long shot, but 8,500 career yards, 500 catches, to go along with 7 pro bows and 4 all pros.

TE:
Gronk. Too 2 TE all time. Done.
Antonio Gates. Insane production and longevity. Second season where he’s pushed retirement to the side, now, in order to help out his squad.
Greg Olsen. unreal production over his career. 8,500 yards is insane for a tight end, and he might have three to four more ears in him.
My long shot: Jimmy Graham. Also maybe not a long shot, but I’m pretty sure this guy led the NFL in receiving in 2010 or something, and is damn close to 7,000 career yards, already owning 70 touchdowns.

OL:
Marshal Yanda. a, what, 6 time pro bowler? He’s consistently one of the best OL in the NFL.
Alex Mack. Dude’s a stud, through and through. 5 time pro bowler who was a key cog in Atlanta’s super bowl run, and had that memorable moment last year in which he dragged Freeman into the end zone. Three time all pro.
Jason Peters. Dude has been great for a long time. A shocking 9 pro bowls and 6 all pros, and he’s in his 15th season.
My long shot: Andrew Whitworth: 3 time all pro, 4 time pro bowl, one first team all pro being last year at age 36.

DL:
J.J. Watt: 3 time DPOY. 2 20 sack season. 1st ballot.
Von Miller: yeah, ik, he’s an OLB, but he’s a pass rusher. 83 career sacks and the dominant playoff run in 2015, ending with the super bowl mvp award.
Cameron Wake: 93 career sacks, incredible longevity, 4 time all pro, 5 time pro bowl, and his time in the CFL, 2 Defensive MVPs and 39 sacks.
My long shot:Calais Campbell: only 74 career sacks, but this dude has been a force throughout his career, and last year’s

To be continueddominant season will give him a push in my opinion.

Haloti Ngata is still playing. I believe he's with the Lions. You might wanna put him on the DL list.

[Ranoria]

Something makes me thing this makes you happy. Way too happy.

Your thinking is as flawed as your spelling of the word.

I'd have loved to seen the Pats take a loss at home to Indy. Everything I said about the Irsay organization is true. You, OTOH, are quite the opposite. You have a lot of room of learn a few things from the football intelligent posters on this forum. There are quite a number of them. And yes, you are 1-0 this week, just like everybody else. Congrats!

Actually I think I might’ve picked the Colts but I really hope not.

[Kohr]

Your thinking is as flawed as your spelling of the word.

I'd have loved to seen the Pats take a loss at home to Indy. Everything I said about the Irsay organization is true. You, OTOH, are quite the opposite. You have a lot of room of learn a few things from the football intelligent posters on this forum. There are quite a number of them. And yes, you are 1-0 this week, just like everybody else. Congrats!

Actually I think I might’ve picked the Colts but I really hope not.

You picked the Patriots like the rest of us.

[Ranoria]

Actually I think I might’ve picked the Colts but I really hope not.

You picked the Patriots like the rest of us.

Oh thank god. That would’ve been embarrassing.

[Jerzyland]

You picked the Patriots like the rest of us.

Oh thank god. That would’ve been embarrassing.

More specifically embarrassing bc the Pats were the home team on Thursday night's game. It's a 5-0 record for the home teams, 0-5 for the roadies. That's pretty much all one needs to know about Thursday night at this stage of the season.

[Freezic Vast]

In other words I'm glad I missed the game because I could not stand to see the Evil Empire win against a team with no line to protect General Luck. I said to my mom (Who's a Colts fan) that the Patriots would win and her cockiness would be deflated, I was right yet again.

[Jerzyland]

In other words I'm glad I missed the game because I could not stand to see the Evil Empire win against a team with no line to protect General Luck. I said to my mom (Who's a Colts fan) that the Patriots would win and her cockiness would be deflated, I was right yet again.

Our whole family were Colts fans once. Baltimore Colts fans. Then a terrible thing happened.

Be kind to Mom.

[Luminesa]

Man, what I ever did to you to deserve this.

Whooaa dare. Nuthin' personal, Lum. Ahh railly ratha de Saints ween dis here game. Dis is jus' one o' de coupla games ahh am sittin' on de fence 'bout. Skins be cummin off a bae.

Wuhl I hope dey do too, muh dood. Bae dun min nuthin’.

[Jerzyland]

Whooaa dare. Nuthin' personal, Lum. Ahh railly ratha de Saints ween dis here game. Dis is jus' one o' de coupla games ahh am sittin' on de fence 'bout. Skins be cummin off a bae.

Wuhl I hope dey do too, muh dood. Bae dun min nuthin’.

Bae maht mean dey be dublee onree, Lum ...kine ah likah 2 haeded watah mocasseen. Bud rememba, ohlee da Lawd noes aw dis fo' sho, nought us'n.

[Ameriganastan]

It's time for a super late edition of This Week In Sportsball.

[Jerzyland]

It's time for a super late edition of This Week In Sportsball.

No one ever got a chubb from refball?

Exception: Tuck rule game.

[Kohr]

Colts @ Patriots
Titans @ Bills
Giants @ Panthers
Dolphins @ Bengals
Ravens @ Browns
Packers @ Lions
Jaguars @ Chiefs
Broncos @ Jets
Falcons @ Steelers
Raiders @ Chargers
Vikings @ Eagles
Cardinals @ 49ers
Rams @ Seahawks
Cowboys @ Texans
Redskins @ Saints

Jerzy ^picks for week 5. Subject to possible revisions. I am 1-1 on revised picks this year.

Man, what I ever did to you to deserve this.

You're good now. He changed to the Saints.

[Ranoria]

Heard someone on NFL.com say the Titans are super bowl contenders. Completely disagree. We have a quarterback who I think can peak as a top 8 guy, a ridiculously average(but very mean and aggressive) front 7, and an offense that lacks blue-chip talent. Off the top of my head, I would say our best players are Taylor Lewan, Jurre Casey, Kevin Byard, Corey Davis, and...Jack Conklin/Malcolm Butler. Besides Lewan and Casey, I don’t think any of them are top 5 guys at their respective positions. Byard maybe, certainly last year. But I don’t think this is a team that’s quite there yet.

[Freezic Vast]

It's time for a super late edition of This Week In Sportsball.

Someone's pressed the Steelers lost to the more superior team that is the Ravens.

[Jabberwocky]

RAMS!!

You're a little late

Too late for the Rams? No way! Super Bowl Bound!

[Jerzyland]

It's time for a super late edition of This Week In Sportsball.

Someone's pressed the Steelers lost to the more superior team that is the Ravens.

The Steelers only scored 14 points and the Ravens shut them out in the second half at Pittsburgh. Of course, he's had to suppress himself. Maybe his mom needed to hide all the sharp objects in the house. lol. I dunno.

[Thermodolia]

You're a little late

Too late for the Rams? No way! Super Bowl Bound!

Sure.....

[Freezic Vast]

Someone's pressed the Steelers lost to the more superior team that is the Ravens.

The Steelers only scored 14 points and the Ravens shut them out in the second half at Pittsburgh. Of course, he's had to suppress himself. Maybe his mom needed to hide all the sharp objects in the house. lol. I dunno.

He released Days Of Our Steelers as a separate video again and for about 20 seconds went out of character and went on a rant about the awful D.

[Jerzyland]

Man, what I ever did to you to deserve this.

You're good now. He changed to the Saints.

Lum should always remember I was raised a Catholic.
I live near the nation's amoral capitol though, but Catholic University is in DC.
*scratches head*
Go Saints. HELL to the Redskins!

[Jerzyland]

The Steelers only scored 14 points and the Ravens shut them out in the second half at Pittsburgh. Of course, he's had to suppress himself. Maybe his mom needed to hide all the sharp objects in the house. lol. I dunno.

He released Days Of Our Steelers as a separate video again and for about 20 seconds went out of character and went on a rant about the awful D.

When asked last year, most people in this forum thought the guy was a Steeler fan.

I am suggesting to him other soap box opera NFL team shows.... As the 12th Man Turns, Matt Ryan's Hope, Kenny Young and the Restless, The Bolts and the Beautiful, Giant's Hospital.

[Freezic Vast]

He released Days Of Our Steelers as a separate video again and for about 20 seconds went out of character and went on a rant about the awful D.

When asked last year, most people in this forum thought the guy was a Steeler fan.

I am suggesting to him other soap box opera NFL team shows.... As the 12th Man Turns, Matt Ryan's Hope, Kenny Young and the Restless, The Bolts and the Beautiful, Giant's Hospital.

I mean, isn't he though???

Those sound like good NFL soap opera titles, ngl.

[Jerzyland]

When asked last year, most people in this forum thought the guy was a Steeler fan.

I am suggesting to him other soap box opera NFL team shows.... As the 12th Man Turns, Matt Ryan's Hope, Kenny Young and the Restless, The Bolts and the Beautiful, Giant's Hospital.

I mean, isn't he though???

Those sound like good NFL soap opera titles, ngl.

Maybe only you and I watch Kenny Young and the Restless. There was a long standing one called the Guiding Light. I was thinking, maybe, The Guiding Brees.

Need a team for Dark Shadows. Maybe Fish Jet Colt Shadows?

[The South Falls]

Honestly the dallas cowboys are a soap opera at this point.

[Freezic Vast]

Honestly the dallas cowboys are a soap opera at this point.

They even have Dallas in their name!