NFL Thread v2: The 2020 NFL Season!

[Dresderstan]

Fangio, Donatel and Scangarello.

My teams new coaching staff sounds like a Sopranos episode.

Or the Mighty Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Well 3/4 of TMNT.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I hope Brown pulls a Bell and destroys his value and never plays another down. Then again there are teams stupid enough to pay Bell the money.

[Idzequitch]

I hope Brown pulls a Bell and destroys his value and never plays another down. Then again their are teams stupid enough to pay Bell the money.

Once upon a time, the Steelers were known as a team who didn't tolerate this brand of bullcrap. Seriously, bring Bill Cowher back and let him scream some sense into these prima donna jerks. Tomlin is soft. Soft doesn't cut it.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I hope Brown pulls a Bell and destroys his value and never plays another down. Then again their are teams stupid enough to pay Bell the money.

Once upon a time, the Steelers were known as a team who didn't tolerate this brand of bullcrap. Seriously, bring Bill Cowher back and let him scream some sense into these prima donna jerks. Tomlin is soft. Soft doesn't cut it.

Who the fuck are Joey Porter, Ben Roethlisberger, Jeff Reed, Plaxico Burress, James Harrison, Bam Morris??? Hell there are more 90s players we've probably forgotten. Steelers being a drama fueled franchise and under performing constantly is nothing new. They went 8-8 after the Super Bowl WITH Cowher.

[Idzequitch]

Once upon a time, the Steelers were known as a team who didn't tolerate this brand of bullcrap. Seriously, bring Bill Cowher back and let him scream some sense into these prima donna jerks. Tomlin is soft. Soft doesn't cut it.

Who the fuck are Joey Porter, Ben Roethlisberger, Jeff Reed, Plaxico Burress, James Harrison, Bam Morris??? Hell there are more 90s players we've probably forgotten. Steelers being a drama fueled franchise and under performing constantly is nothing new. They went 8-8 after the Super Bowl WITH Cowher.

I normally don't bother responding to this type of post. But since you asked: First off, notice I specified Brown/Bell's brand of toxicity. Several of those players were released shortly following incidents with the law (which wasn't even the type of drama I was talking about, tbh). Harrison was released when he started fussing... More than once. Roethlisberger had his motorcycle thing which was silly. And his legal trouble which was never substantiated. But he's still not the drama queen detracting from the locker room. Porter is the only one who I might concede that you have a point.

Every team has some drama. In the past, Pittsburgh handled theirs decently well. Now they don't, and they're a flaming mess.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Who the fuck are Joey Porter, Ben Roethlisberger, Jeff Reed, Plaxico Burress, James Harrison, Bam Morris??? Hell there are more 90s players we've probably forgotten. Steelers being a drama fueled franchise and under performing constantly is nothing new. They went 8-8 after the Super Bowl WITH Cowher.

But he's still not the drama queen detracting from the locker room.

Wrong. Ben is a cancer who needs to be disposed of.

[Dresderstan]

But he's still not the drama queen detracting from the locker room.

Wrong. Ben is a cancer who needs to be disposed of.

He is not the only one who needs to be disposed of, they need a full on purge and restructuring from the top down.

[Idzequitch]

But he's still not the drama queen detracting from the locker room.

Wrong. Ben is a cancer who needs to be disposed of.

If we want to be without a competent man running our offense, sure. Who do you replace him with? You wanna put Josh Flipping Dobbs in? How much do you hate this team? Disposing of Ben would only hasten the Steelers fall to irrelevance, which looks inevitable enough as it is.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

I hope Brown pulls a Bell and destroys his value and never plays another down. Then again their are teams stupid enough to pay Bell the money.

Once upon a time, the Steelers were known as a team who didn't tolerate this brand of bullcrap. Seriously, bring Bill Cowher back and let him scream some sense into these prima donna jerks. Tomlin is soft. Soft doesn't cut it.

You mean wanting to be payed like a top rb is payed and not having loyalty to a team that wants to franchise tag him year on year because they're too cheap to pay up?

[Ameriganastan]

So I'm picking the old timers over the young guns. In other words...

Saints over Rams
Pats over Chiefs.

I REALLY hate picking NE, but this is Brady. Luck tends to bend over backwards for his cheating ass.

[Idzequitch]

Once upon a time, the Steelers were known as a team who didn't tolerate this brand of bullcrap. Seriously, bring Bill Cowher back and let him scream some sense into these prima donna jerks. Tomlin is soft. Soft doesn't cut it.

You mean wanting to be payed like a top rb is payed and not having loyalty to a team that wants to franchise tag him year on year because they're too cheap to pay up?

I've been over this. They franchise tagged him because he turned his nose up at far more generous offers. They tried to accommodate him. He showed his true colors (Green for pure greed). Good riddance.

Also, based on the true colors he revealed, I'd suggest that NYJ, GB, or PHI would be the best fit for him

[Impaled Nazarene]

Wrong. Ben is a cancer who needs to be disposed of.

He is not the only one who needs to be disposed of, they need a full on purge and restructuring from the top down.

If Colbert has a job after this shit i'm done for good. I'll look for another team to piss my life away on. Sure the Bucs are suddenly competing for a top 4 seed but this is a Tampa sports team. They WILL fuck it up. They'll make Arians look like a dumb hire and Bowels will SOMEHOW make the defense worse.

What other teams not named Cleveland are there to root for???

[Impaled Nazarene]

Once upon a time, the Steelers were known as a team who didn't tolerate this brand of bullcrap. Seriously, bring Bill Cowher back and let him scream some sense into these prima donna jerks. Tomlin is soft. Soft doesn't cut it.

You mean wanting to be payed like a top rb is payed and not having loyalty to a team that wants to franchise tag him year on year because they're too cheap to pay up?

They offered him 70 million dollars. 10mill more than Gurley mind you. So stop it.

[Ameriganastan]

He is not the only one who needs to be disposed of, they need a full on purge and restructuring from the top down.

If Colbert has a job after this shit i'm done for good. I'll look for another team to piss my life away on. Sure the Bucs are suddenly competing for a top 4 seed but this is a Tampa sports team. They WILL fuck it up. They'll make Arians look like a dumb hire and Bowels will SOMEHOW make the defense worse.

What other teams not named Cleveland are there to root for???

Always more room over here in Broncos country.

[Impaled Nazarene]

If Colbert has a job after this shit i'm done for good. I'll look for another team to piss my life away on. Sure the Bucs are suddenly competing for a top 4 seed but this is a Tampa sports team. They WILL fuck it up. They'll make Arians look like a dumb hire and Bowels will SOMEHOW make the defense worse.

What other teams not named Cleveland are there to root for???

Always more room over here in Broncos country.

>Elway
No. He's OWNER levels of bad which is mildly funny considering that by default their owner is one of the better owners in the league. Elway also fucked over Tebow and gets nothing but hate from me for that.

Colts: Fuck Irsay. Good team that I don't hate. But still this year could be a fluke.
Chiefs: I will not be a fan of a team who's coach could beat me in a buffalo wing eating contest.
Raiders: Mark Davis the fisherman would be a better owner than Mark Davis Son Of Al Davis. I can only take so much punishment before I fuck off.
Ravens: Hey guys? Y'know there's this thing called acknowledging a rivalry? Try it instead of being the worst fanbase in the division.
Packers: Give em a few years then maybe. Ah hell I boo these guys unless they play a team I hate already.
Seahawks: Should have ran the ball. The resurgence of New England is your fault meatbags.
Giants: Any good will towards them is safely carried in the hands of Barkley.
Redskins: Fuck no Snyder is somehow the worst owner that hasn't committed a real crime. Also racism
Vikings: hahahahahhahahahaha you sold your cap to a guy who can't win!
Texans: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK just trade Watt to the Patriots for a 7th already.
Detroit: Hell has frozen over 3 times in the sports world and you still have no chance.

Fuck.

Speaking of horrible NFL fanbases I found the worst most obnoxious fan in all of football: Bryan Flaherty. Seriously go onto the Steelers facebook page and read this guy's comments. The broken capslock key and his ridiculous levels of OOF is why we call him Chief Armchair GM.

[Shazbotdom]

Pop quiz:

Q: What position does Taysom Hill play?



A: Football

[Dresderstan]

Apparently there is supposed to be a rare super blood wolf moon when the Chiefs and Patriots play. Is this a sign the end is nye for the Pats, or an omen signaling the end of days is upon us as they win yet another AFC championship?

[Kohr]

Always more room over here in Broncos country.

>Elway
No. He's OWNER levels of bad which is mildly funny considering that by default their owner is one of the better owners in the league. Elway also fucked over Tebow and gets nothing but hate from me for that.

Colts: Fuck Irsay. Good team that I don't hate. But still this year could be a fluke.
Chiefs: I will not be a fan of a team who's coach could beat me in a buffalo wing eating contest.
Raiders: Mark Davis the fisherman would be a better owner than Mark Davis Son Of Al Davis. I can only take so much punishment before I fuck off.
Ravens: Hey guys? Y'know there's this thing called acknowledging a rivalry? Try it instead of being the worst fanbase in the division.
Packers: Give em a few years then maybe. Ah hell I boo these guys unless they play a team I hate already.
Seahawks: Should have ran the ball. The resurgence of New England is your fault meatbags.
Giants: Any good will towards them is safely carried in the hands of Barkley.
Redskins: Fuck no Snyder is somehow the worst owner that hasn't committed a real crime. Also racism
Vikings: hahahahahhahahahaha you sold your cap to a guy who can't win!
Texans: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK just trade Watt to the Patriots for a 7th already.
Detroit: Hell has frozen over 3 times in the sports world and you still have no chance.

Fuck.

Speaking of horrible NFL fanbases I found the worst most obnoxious fan in all of football: Bryan Flaherty. Seriously go onto the Steelers facebook page and read this guy's comments. The broken capslock key and his ridiculous levels of OOF is why we call him Chief Armchair GM.

Hey, Cousins can win. He regularily wins 7 to 9 games a year!

[Zurkerx]

>Elway
No. He's OWNER levels of bad which is mildly funny considering that by default their owner is one of the better owners in the league. Elway also fucked over Tebow and gets nothing but hate from me for that.

Colts: Fuck Irsay. Good team that I don't hate. But still this year could be a fluke.
Chiefs: I will not be a fan of a team who's coach could beat me in a buffalo wing eating contest.
Raiders: Mark Davis the fisherman would be a better owner than Mark Davis Son Of Al Davis. I can only take so much punishment before I fuck off.
Ravens: Hey guys? Y'know there's this thing called acknowledging a rivalry? Try it instead of being the worst fanbase in the division.
Packers: Give em a few years then maybe. Ah hell I boo these guys unless they play a team I hate already.
Seahawks: Should have ran the ball. The resurgence of New England is your fault meatbags.
Giants: Any good will towards them is safely carried in the hands of Barkley.
Redskins: Fuck no Snyder is somehow the worst owner that hasn't committed a real crime. Also racism
Vikings: hahahahahhahahahaha you sold your cap to a guy who can't win!
Texans: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK just trade Watt to the Patriots for a 7th already.
Detroit: Hell has frozen over 3 times in the sports world and you still have no chance.

Fuck.

Speaking of horrible NFL fanbases I found the worst most obnoxious fan in all of football: Bryan Flaherty. Seriously go onto the Steelers facebook page and read this guy's comments. The broken capslock key and his ridiculous levels of OOF is why we call him Chief Armchair GM.

Hey, Cousins can win. He regularily wins 7 to 9 games a year!

I do think Cousins will do better next year as you have the weapons for him although that O-Line is going to need improvement. However, it seems that the Vikings struggle finding adequate people for coaching the offensive (Zimmer is somewhat to blame in terms of delegating too much responsibility to his offensive coaches/assistants). The team is there, just not piece together fully.

[Impaled Nazarene]

>Elway
No. He's OWNER levels of bad which is mildly funny considering that by default their owner is one of the better owners in the league. Elway also fucked over Tebow and gets nothing but hate from me for that.

Colts: Fuck Irsay. Good team that I don't hate. But still this year could be a fluke.
Chiefs: I will not be a fan of a team who's coach could beat me in a buffalo wing eating contest.
Raiders: Mark Davis the fisherman would be a better owner than Mark Davis Son Of Al Davis. I can only take so much punishment before I fuck off.
Ravens: Hey guys? Y'know there's this thing called acknowledging a rivalry? Try it instead of being the worst fanbase in the division.
Packers: Give em a few years then maybe. Ah hell I boo these guys unless they play a team I hate already.
Seahawks: Should have ran the ball. The resurgence of New England is your fault meatbags.
Giants: Any good will towards them is safely carried in the hands of Barkley.
Redskins: Fuck no Snyder is somehow the worst owner that hasn't committed a real crime. Also racism
Vikings: hahahahahhahahahaha you sold your cap to a guy who can't win!
Texans: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK just trade Watt to the Patriots for a 7th already.
Detroit: Hell has frozen over 3 times in the sports world and you still have no chance.

Fuck.

Speaking of horrible NFL fanbases I found the worst most obnoxious fan in all of football: Bryan Flaherty. Seriously go onto the Steelers facebook page and read this guy's comments. The broken capslock key and his ridiculous levels of OOF is why we call him Chief Armchair GM.

Hey, Cousins can win. He regularily wins 7 to 9 games a year!

Against teams under 500

[Jerzylvania]

I hope Brown pulls a Bell and destroys his value and never plays another down. Then again their are teams stupid enough to pay Bell the money.

Once upon a time, the Steelers were known as a team who didn't tolerate this brand of bullcrap. Seriously, bring Bill Cowher back and let him scream some sense into these prima donna jerks. Tomlin is soft. Soft doesn't cut it.

Yes. See one RB Bam Morris.

[Ameriganastan]

Ooh, Gladys Knight is singing the national anthem.

[Jerzylvania]

Ooh, Gladys Knight is singing the national anthem.

She's a pip.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

You mean wanting to be payed like a top rb is payed and not having loyalty to a team that wants to franchise tag him year on year because they're too cheap to pay up?

I've been over this. They franchise tagged him because he turned his nose up at far more generous offers. They tried to accommodate him. He showed his true colors (Green for pure greed). Good riddance.

Also, based on the true colors he revealed, I'd suggest that NYJ, GB, or PHI would be the best fit for him

GB would be a good fit for him, they've been crying out for a good RB for a long time now.

[Kohr]

I've been over this. They franchise tagged him because he turned his nose up at far more generous offers. They tried to accommodate him. He showed his true colors (Green for pure greed). Good riddance.

Also, based on the true colors he revealed, I'd suggest that NYJ, GB, or PHI would be the best fit for him

GB would be a good fit for him, they've been crying out for a good RB for a long time now.

Aaron Jones is pretty good...