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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:50 am

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Well I have a massive fucking planet killing weapon. So I just travel back and play Mexican standoff with all of earth. Make me god emperor, or Ill push the big button. And if you try to shoot me down, Ill push the button anyways.

The question then becomes, which can be blown up first? Your ship, or Earth? My money's on Earth lasting longer.


Just code a program so if the ship takes a impact it automatically fires the laser. I am a Comp-sci major ;)

Also Im assuming this space station is like the Death Star, so It would take a while to kill it.
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:51 am

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Ifreann wrote:The question then becomes, which can be blown up first? Your ship, or Earth? My money's on Earth lasting longer.


Just code a program so if the ship takes a impact it automatically fires the laser. I am a Comp-sci major ;)

So if a piece of space junk hits it we're basically fucked?
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Postby Estanglia » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:53 am

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Just code a program so if the ship takes a impact it automatically fires the laser. I am a Comp-sci major ;)

So if a piece of space junk hits it we're basically fucked?

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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:55 am

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Just code a program so if the ship takes a impact it automatically fires the laser. I am a Comp-sci major ;)

So if a piece of space junk hits it we're basically fucked?


No I mean like, if it actually takes a serious hit, not just a ding. Also Im sure my crew would be on watch for these things aswell.

Also sense you are OP how big is this station? Im assuming its pretty much the deathstar.
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:58 am

Datlofff wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:So if a piece of space junk hits it we're basically fucked?


No I mean like, if it actually takes a serious hit, not just a ding. Also Im sure my crew would be on watch for these things aswell.

Also sense you are OP how big is this station? Im assuming its pretty much the deathstar.

I mean, a planet destroying laser would probably need a large spaceship. You need to store the energy, the crewmates, the cantines, the defense mechanism, plus I made up this thread while watching it so... yeah about right.
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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:59 am

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No I mean like, if it actually takes a serious hit, not just a ding. Also Im sure my crew would be on watch for these things aswell.

Also sense you are OP how big is this station? Im assuming its pretty much the deathstar.

I mean, a planet destroying laser would probably need a large spaceship. You need to store the energy, the crewmates, the cantines, the defense mechanism, plus I made up this thread while watching it so... yeah about right.


Yah exactly. Me and my men just rule earth from the deathstar as the emperor, and then take over the galaxy, by threatening lesser races with such a device.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:06 am

Datlofff wrote:
Ifreann wrote:The question then becomes, which can be blown up first? Your ship, or Earth? My money's on Earth lasting longer.


Just code a program so if the ship takes a impact it automatically fires the laser. I am a Comp-sci major ;)

Also Im assuming this space station is like the Death Star, so It would take a while to kill it.

The actual Death Star didn't take very long to destroy.

Not to mention that if you're ordering the crew of your space station to turn around and destroy their own home then someone will probably just shoot you.
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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:00 am

Ifreann wrote:
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Just code a program so if the ship takes a impact it automatically fires the laser. I am a Comp-sci major ;)

Also Im assuming this space station is like the Death Star, so It would take a while to kill it.

The actual Death Star didn't take very long to destroy.

Not to mention that if you're ordering the crew of your space station to turn around and destroy their own home then someone will probably just shoot you.


Considering my crew would likely also be charged with the same warcrimes as me, Im pretty sure majority would harbor my same sympathies
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Postby South Acren » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:40 am

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The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:What about the following scenario?

After news of the exterminatus of the Xenos world reaches Terra, you soon recieve an urgent message while in deep space; the message is from the Imperial Naval Command Council. The message urges you to return to Terra; the council had to cave to public opinion, and they seek to haul you before a tribunal and try you for war crimes (Never-mind that they were the ones who gave the order...). Knowing the political corruption found in the Imperial Judiciary, the committee would almost certainly be a "kangaroo court/show trial", where the guilty verdict has already been decided. Do you return to Terra for all-but-certain death? Or do you flee into space, becoming a renegade against Imperial Human Space? Or do you do something else entirely?


Well I have a massive fucking planet killing weapon. So I just travel back and play Mexican standoff with all of earth. Make me god emperor, or Ill push the big button. And if you try to shoot me down, Ill push the button anyways.

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Postby Ifreann » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:52 am

Datlofff wrote:
Ifreann wrote:The actual Death Star didn't take very long to destroy.

Not to mention that if you're ordering the crew of your space station to turn around and destroy their own home then someone will probably just shoot you.


Considering my crew would likely also be charged with the same warcrimes as me, Im pretty sure majority would harbor my same sympathies

"We'll say he did it all and we tried to stop him, got it"
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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:54 am

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Considering my crew would likely also be charged with the same warcrimes as me, Im pretty sure majority would harbor my same sympathies

"We'll say he did it all and we tried to stop him, got it"
"Got it"

Considering they would have had to have operated the station in order for me to y'know, actually fired the laser, they are kinda in the same boat as me.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:55 am

Datlofff wrote:
Ifreann wrote:"We'll say he did it all and we tried to stop him, got it"
"Got it"

Considering they would have had to have operated the station in order for me to y'know, actually fired the laser, they are kinda in the same boat as me.

Nah, you can always blame the dead guy.
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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:57 am

Ifreann wrote:
Datlofff wrote:Considering they would have had to have operated the station in order for me to y'know, actually fired the laser, they are kinda in the same boat as me.

Nah, you can always blame the dead guy.


I don't think that a earth court would believe that story, especially when its a kangaroo court that's already found us all guilty of fucking war crimes before our trial.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:58 am

Datlofff wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Nah, you can always blame the dead guy.


I don't think that a earth court would believe that story, especially when its a kangaroo court that's already found us all guilty of fucking war crimes before our trial.

Won't really matter to you, you'll be dead for trying to murder every loved one of everyone aboard your space station.
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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:02 pm

Ifreann wrote:
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I don't think that a earth court would believe that story, especially when its a kangaroo court that's already found us all guilty of fucking war crimes before our trial.

Won't really matter to you, you'll be dead for trying to murder every loved one of everyone aboard your space station.


Thats if they riot. Mathematically speaking I actually have a higher chance to live if I go for the takeover of the planet. Though I could just as easily take my massive world ending planet killer and go find another shitty alien race and take them over, or a habitable planet and start a colony. Im sure a Death Star sized ship has enough people of both genders to start a colony free from earth.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:04 pm

Datlofff wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Won't really matter to you, you'll be dead for trying to murder every loved one of everyone aboard your space station.


Thats if they riot. Mathematically speaking I actually have a higher chance to live if I go for the takeover of the planet. Though I could just as easily take my massive world ending planet killer and go find another shitty alien race and take them over, or a habitable planet and start a colony. Im sure a Death Star sized ship has enough people of both genders to start a colony free from earth.

It's famously easily to find habitable planets.
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Postby Datlofff » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:09 pm

Ifreann wrote:
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Thats if they riot. Mathematically speaking I actually have a higher chance to live if I go for the takeover of the planet. Though I could just as easily take my massive world ending planet killer and go find another shitty alien race and take them over, or a habitable planet and start a colony. Im sure a Death Star sized ship has enough people of both genders to start a colony free from earth.

It's famously easily to find habitable planets.

Beats going back to earth to face certain death in a kangaroo court.

Also nasa already knows of a few, like Ross 128b
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would I?

Postby Fitler0w0 » Fri May 17, 2019 12:42 pm

no I would not and will not destroy the earth no matter the reason :D

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Postby -Ocelot- » Fri May 17, 2019 1:04 pm

Raze them all. Show no weakness. Set an example of what happens when you mess with humans.

If the planet has gotten to a point of no return, we might as well as enjoy the fireworks.

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