Bienenhalde wrote:No, James Bond is not a republican. He is a loyal subject of the Queen of England.
*of the United Kingdom
Bond is Scottish.
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by Ifreann » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:02 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Rabukurafoto wrote:
Agreed. Frankly, I don't see how there's much at stake here. We've had a bunch of different Bonds, with different personalities, different phenotypes, different accents and therefore different inferred cultural/geographic backgrounds. What does it matter if the new guy has some extra melanin? Even if we assume for the sake of argument that James Bond needs to have ethnic Scottish ancestry, I'd like to assure everyone that it's entirely possible for a dark-skinned person to have Scottish blood.
Personally, I think the new Bond should be a gay black Scottish woman: the illegitimate daughter of the original 007. She won't be one of those old-school lesbians, no no. She inherited her deadbeat dad's rakish tendencies and goes around having noncommittal flings with every woman that breathes (of which there is conveniently one per movie).
Then we will have to acknowledge that humans are more alike than different... or something.
In Ian flemmings commissioned bond artwork he’s always 100 percent shown as white, never black
by Internationalist Bastard » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:02 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Rabukurafoto wrote:
Agreed. Frankly, I don't see how there's much at stake here. We've had a bunch of different Bonds, with different personalities, different phenotypes, different accents and therefore different inferred cultural/geographic backgrounds. What does it matter if the new guy has some extra melanin? Even if we assume for the sake of argument that James Bond needs to have ethnic Scottish ancestry, I'd like to assure everyone that it's entirely possible for a dark-skinned person to have Scottish blood.
Personally, I think the new Bond should be a gay black Scottish woman: the illegitimate daughter of the original 007. She won't be one of those old-school lesbians, no no. She inherited her deadbeat dad's rakish tendencies and goes around having noncommittal flings with every woman that breathes (of which there is conveniently one per movie).
Then we will have to acknowledge that humans are more alike than different... or something.
In Ian flemmings commissioned bond artwork he’s always 100 percent shown as white, never black
by Infected Mushroom » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:03 am
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:04 am
by Infected Mushroom » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:04 am
by Internationalist Bastard » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:09 am
by Ethel mermania » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:09 am
by The New California Republic » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:12 am
by Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:12 am
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:13 am
by Iridencia » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:13 am
Jerzylvania wrote:Iridencia wrote:"But it's changing the James Bond canon!"
The man has been in his late 30s since the 1960s with his behavior and beliefs (such as towards women) constantly changing to reflect the attitudes of the era, and people are pretending they give a shit about "canon." Unless it's canon that Bond is just this really open-minded immortal creature, stop lying, no one ever gave a shit about canon beyond making sure he wears a suit, bangs women, and likes his drinks shaken not stirred—a black guy can do all that.
His legal given name is actually Dorian Gray. He was born in July 1890 and just turned 128. This can't paint a pretty portrait on Bond.
by Greed and Death » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:13 am
by Internationalist Bastard » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:14 am
Greed and Death wrote:He would be a Tori.
by Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:14 am
Iridencia wrote:Jerzylvania wrote:
His legal given name is actually Dorian Gray. He was born in July 1890 and just turned 128. This can't paint a pretty portrait on Bond.
Oh my god... you're right. They're both British. They're both hedonists. They're both tall, dark, and handsome. They both run around causing incidental destruction and mayhem.
It all makes sense now!
by Ethel mermania » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:17 am
Greed and Death wrote:He would be a Tori.
by Rabukurafoto » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:27 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:In Ian flemmings commissioned bond artwork he’s always 100 percent shown as white, never black
Plus in the 50s/60s being a black agent would have been a HUGE deal especially that high up in an English gentlemen club, author would have spelled it out; he didn’t so he was white
by The Empire of Pretantia » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:31 am
by Ifreann » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:43 am
by The New California Republic » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:44 am
by Greed and Death » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:44 am
by The New California Republic » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:46 am
by Infected Mushroom » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:47 am
The New California Republic wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
Yes but we should preserve his works best we can
I have finally found proof that shows that Bond was always envisioned to be black, so we can finally put this "Idris Elba shouldn't be the next Bond" argument to bed. I mean, just look at this early concept art:
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