MAGAThread XIV: All persons born or naturalized ...

[Internationalist Bastard]

And now, in more Trump news: Conserve oil? Nope! says Trump



He will kill us. He will fucking kill us. That's a definite affirmative. He will kill us all.

He won't kill anyone. He'll be a good president and then leave.

This is gonna be an Andrew Jackson isn’t it?

[Geneviev]

He won't kill anyone. He'll be a good president and then leave.

This is gonna be an Andrew Jackson isn’t it?

A what?

[Trumpisslavia]

And now, in more Trump news: Conserve oil? Nope! says Trump



He will kill us. He will fucking kill us. That's a definite affirmative. He will kill us all.

He won't kill anyone. He'll be a good president and then leave.

Well, he has less than 2 and a half years left into his term, but what of it? Wait for the fallout to consume all the Sadakos?

[Internationalist Bastard]

This is gonna be an Andrew Jackson isn’t it?

A what?

A president who fucked up horribly but the repercussions didn’t hit until he was out of office so people praised him and complained about how the next guy ruined everything

[Northern Davincia]

A what?

A president who fucked up horribly but the repercussions didn’t hit until he was out of office so people praised him and complained about how the next guy ruined everything

That would be hilarious if it happens now.

[Trumpisslavia]

A what?

A president who fucked up horribly but the repercussions didn’t hit until he was out of office so people praised him and complained about how the next guy ruined everything

Well, Jackson did have his share of duels, but you need to update your reference.

Try Reagan and ready the flame shields.

[Trumpisslavia]

A president who fucked up horribly but the repercussions didn’t hit until he was out of office so people praised him and complained about how the next guy ruined everything

That would be hilarious if it happens now.

We all laughed out loud when Trumpsters accused Obama of tanking the economy a decade ago. Fun times were indeed had for all. There was frolic, there were smiles.

[Internationalist Bastard]

A president who fucked up horribly but the repercussions didn’t hit until he was out of office so people praised him and complained about how the next guy ruined everything

Well, Jackson did have his share of duels, but you need to update your reference.

Try Reagan and ready the flame shields.

Accurate

[Valrifell]

A president who fucked up horribly but the repercussions didn’t hit until he was out of office so people praised him and complained about how the next guy ruined everything

Well, Jackson did have his share of duels, but you need to update your reference.

Try Reagan and ready the flame shields.

But Reagan sat through a recession which is probably his fault, plus Iran-Contra was during his term and not after.

Really, Reagan being remembered so fondly is really bizarre when you think about it.

[Northern Davincia]

Well, Jackson did have his share of duels, but you need to update your reference.

Try Reagan and ready the flame shields.

But Reagan sat through a recession which is probably his fault, plus Iran-Contra was during his term and not after.

Really, Reagan being remembered so fondly is really bizarre when you think about it.

The recession was a needed market correction to stop overwhelming inflation. Iran-Contra was more of Oliver North's doing anyway, but it stopped the commies.

[Telconi]

Well, Jackson did have his share of duels, but you need to update your reference.

Try Reagan and ready the flame shields.

Accurate

Seriously tho, how many geriatric Republicans are on this board?

[Bombadil]

“Let’s face it: Most children are more aware of the benefits and pitfalls of social media than some adults. In today’s global society, social media is an inevitable part of our children’s daily lives. It can be used in many positive ways, but can also be destructive and harmful when used incorrectly.”

Melania Trump speaking at a Conference on Cyberbullying.

She should know.

In addition..

Donald Trump says he fears that an interview with the special counsel Robert Mueller would be a “perjury trap”..

i.e. he might have to tell the truth..

..while pointing out that he could “run” the Russia investigation himself if he chose to.

Well any criminal would certainly want to run their own investigation into themselves.

[Grenartia]

Seriously, fuck that stuff, the damn precautions we gotta take because of asbestos are rediculous sometimes.

I recently learned that the old shitty "Popcorn ceiling" was made out of that shit, which made me immediately question my old house that had that for a freaking roof.

Fuck. Most places I've lived in have had those. The place I'm staying at right now has it.

And the fucking scary thing is that it even made it into crayons, until 2000. Sometimes as high as 2.5%. RoseArt AND Crayola.

[Telconi]

I recently learned that the old shitty "Popcorn ceiling" was made out of that shit, which made me immediately question my old house that had that for a freaking roof.

Fuck. Most places I've lived in have had those. The place I'm staying at right now has it.

And the fucking scary thing is that it even made it into crayons, until 2000. Sometimes as high as 2.5%. RoseArt AND Crayola.

Yeah, exposure from crayons is basically non-existent, on account of us not breathing them.

[Bombadil]

Fuck. Most places I've lived in have had those. The place I'm staying at right now has it.

And the fucking scary thing is that it even made it into crayons, until 2000. Sometimes as high as 2.5%. RoseArt AND Crayola.

Yeah, exposure from crayons is basically non-existent, on account of us not breathing them.

Have kids? They'll put anything in their mouth and eating crayons is a favourite pastime.

[Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft]

Why Donnie of course.

More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos!

The dumbfuck manbaby has been an asbestos skeptic since forever. Plus, the biggest producers of asbestos is based in Russia. One Russian company even Trump branded their asbestos.

That's so weird. Of all the hills to die on, why asbestos?

He probably thinks that as all scientific research proving global warming and debunking the "vaccines cause autism" claim is false, scientific research proving the health risks of asbestos is FAKE NEWS designed to hurt the construction industry, as is any scientific research which does not support the universal truth of capitalism.

[Telconi]

Yeah, exposure from crayons is basically non-existent, on account of us not breathing them.

Have kids? They'll put anything in their mouth and eating crayons is a favourite pastime.

Yeah but AFAIK nothing harms you if you eat asbestos

That's so weird. Of all the hills to die on, why asbestos?

He probably thinks that as all scientific research proving global warming and debunking the "vaccines cause autism" claim is false, scientific research proving the health risks of asbestos is FAKE NEWS designed to hurt the construction industry, as is any scientific research which does not support the universal truth of capitalism.

Or, maybe he's just corrupt, greedy, and in an industry that would benefit from cheap access to relatively unregulated asbestos?

[NeoOasis]

Or, maybe he's just corrupt, greedy, and in an industry that would benefit from cheap access to relatively unregulated asbestos?

I honestly don't see asbestos making much of a return to homes or commercial buildings tbh. At least I hope not.

[Telconi]

Or, maybe he's just corrupt, greedy, and in an industry that would benefit from cheap access to relatively unregulated asbestos?

I honestly don't see asbestos making much of a return to homes or commercial buildings tbh. At least I hope not.

Probably not, too little utility these days in general industry, too much bad press.

[Dahon]

Prepare your lungs for the worst, I say. Enough assholes will take advantage just to inflict pain and suffering on the helpless and unwary.

In any case, Jared Kushner got Trump's trade guy through fucking Amazon?! Holy fucking what --

[Telconi]

Prepare your lungs for the worst, I say. Enough assholes will take advantage just to inflict pain and suffering on the helpless and unwary.

In any case, Jared Kushner got Trump's trade guy through fucking Amazon?! Holy fucking what --

Yes, construction companies spend money to give people cancer because they're evil and nefarious...

[Dahon]

It's Trump time -- I'm gonna assume someone gunning for Trump's ear is a dick too till proven otherwise.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

That's so weird. Of all the hills to die on, why asbestos?

Because it's a big Russian export.

They're trying to export mesothelioma to you or a loved one.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Voting third party in a first past the post two party system is almost as good as casting a ballot for the biggest party you don't agree with. Voting libertarian was a vote for Hillary and against Trump, and voting Green was voting for Trump and against Hillary. One of the many ways in which FPTP sucks.

I'm always glad to know voting independent is equivalent to like 3 votes at once. It's great.

Well, it's two, but only in the way a normal vote is. A vote for Trump is a vote against Hillary, and a vote for a third party candidate sure as hell isn't a vote for that candidate.

[Grenartia]

Yeah, exposure from crayons is basically non-existent, on account of us not breathing them.

Have kids? They'll put anything in their mouth and eating crayons is a favourite pastime.

Exactly. That's the whole reason they announce on the box that they're non-toxic, just so parents won't freak out their kid is gonna die when they chew and swallow a crayon.

Yeah but AFAIK nothing harms you if you eat asbestos

I'm skeptical of that. If breathing it in harms you, why wouldn't ingesting it? It doesn't cause cancer through chemical means, but rather physical ones. Basically, why is eating a bunch of cell-popping needles less dangerous than breathing a bunch of them?

I'm always glad to know voting independent is equivalent to like 3 votes at once. It's great.

Well, it's two, but only in the way a normal vote is. A vote for Trump is a vote against Hillary, and a vote for a third party candidate sure as hell isn't a vote for that candidate.

Who cares about vote splitting, though?