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[Jerzylvania]

Like that moment when he said there'd been no successful terrorist attacks in the US until Obama? I mean he corrected himself but you'd think the dude who was mayor of NYC on 9/11 wouldn't make a slip like that.

He said that shit on purpose, he was just expecting to get away with it. The man's been riding 9/11 for decades now, he didn't forget.

In 20 years he went from noun, a verb and 9/11 to a noun, a verb and a pile of shit.

[Bombadil]

This is a weird defence of Republicans as to why Brennan should be stripped of security clearance..

On Sunday, national security adviser John Bolton echoed the claim when he told ABC’s This Week: “A number of people have commented that [Brennan] couldn’t be in the position he’s in of criticizing President Trump and his so-called collusion with Russia unless he did use classified information.”

Essentially 'hey, if it weren't for access to classified information there'd be no way Brennan would know Trump is guilty of collusion..'

[Cannot think of a name]

This is a weird defence of Republicans as to why Brennan should be stripped of security clearance..

On Sunday, national security adviser John Bolton echoed the claim when he told ABC’s This Week: “A number of people have commented that [Brennan] couldn’t be in the position he’s in of criticizing President Trump and his so-called collusion with Russia unless he did use classified information.”

Essentially 'hey, if it weren't for access to classified information there'd be no way Brennan would know Trump is guilty of collusion..'

In two generations when they teach this trainwreck in history classes the kids are going to go, "Why did it take you so long when they kept saying shit like this?"

[Petrasylvania]

This is a weird defence of Republicans as to why Brennan should be stripped of security clearance..

On Sunday, national security adviser John Bolton echoed the claim when he told ABC’s This Week: “A number of people have commented that [Brennan] couldn’t be in the position he’s in of criticizing President Trump and his so-called collusion with Russia unless he did use classified information.”

Essentially 'hey, if it weren't for access to classified information there'd be no way Brennan would know Trump is guilty of collusion..'

Strip his critics of security clearance and they can't testify as expert witnesses on the Russia interference. Clearly the behavior of an innocent man.

[Thermodolia]

This is a weird defence of Republicans as to why Brennan should be stripped of security clearance..

On Sunday, national security adviser John Bolton echoed the claim when he told ABC’s This Week: “A number of people have commented that [Brennan] couldn’t be in the position he’s in of criticizing President Trump and his so-called collusion with Russia unless he did use classified information.”

Essentially 'hey, if it weren't for access to classified information there'd be no way Brennan would know Trump is guilty of collusion..'

In two generations when they teach this trainwreck in history classes the kids are going to go, "Why did it take you so long when they kept saying shit like this?"

That’s assuming they teach history as it happened and not 1984 style

[NeoOasis]

In two generations when they teach this trainwreck in history classes the kids are going to go, "Why did it take you so long when they kept saying shit like this?"

That’s assuming they teach history as it happened and not 1984 style

I aim to teach it as it happened... assuming we ever actually find out what happened. All I know is the fake news classes are going to be damn interesting.

[Dahon]

That’s assuming they teach history as it happened and not 1984 style

I aim to teach it as it happened... assuming we ever actually find out what happened. All I know is the fake news classes are going to be damn interesting.

"This is fake news!" *points to 2 + 2 = 4*
"This is fake news!" *points to man dying of black lung*
"This is ESPECIALLY fake news!" *grabs nearest pretty girl student by the pussy*
"But that -- UP THERE -- THE GOD-EMPEROR DONALD TRUMP IS REAL NEWS!!! WORSHIP HIM AND DIE OR GET FIRED FROM THIS LIFE!!!"

[Dahon]

This is a weird defence of Republicans as to why Brennan should be stripped of security clearance..

On Sunday, national security adviser John Bolton echoed the claim when he told ABC’s This Week: “A number of people have commented that [Brennan] couldn’t be in the position he’s in of criticizing President Trump and his so-called collusion with Russia unless he did use classified information.”

Essentially 'hey, if it weren't for access to classified information there'd be no way Brennan would know Trump is guilty of collusion..'

... and Jared and Ivanka haven't secured their security clearances yet, if I remember correctly? Clearly you must be this much of a dick to gain access to Trump's unmentionables.

[Cannot think of a name]

This is a weird defence of Republicans as to why Brennan should be stripped of security clearance..

On Sunday, national security adviser John Bolton echoed the claim when he told ABC’s This Week: “A number of people have commented that [Brennan] couldn’t be in the position he’s in of criticizing President Trump and his so-called collusion with Russia unless he did use classified information.”

Essentially 'hey, if it weren't for access to classified information there'd be no way Brennan would know Trump is guilty of collusion..'

... and Jared and Ivanka haven't secured their security clearances yet, if I remember correctly? Clearly you must be this much of a dick to gain access to Trump's unmentionables.

Restored back in May.

[Dahon]

Twelve tweets about the Mueller probe and its effects the past three days. He's really, really obsessed by it. Way to go -- keep him occupied! He won't stop trying to destroy the United States, but maybe he'll crack up and end up in a padded cell, just as that Scottish guy wanted! At least he won't bitch about something else this time!

[Petrasylvania]

Twelve tweets about the Mueller probe and its effects the past three days. He's really, really obsessed by it. Way to go -- keep him occupied! He won't stop trying to destroy the United States, but maybe he'll crack up and end up in a padded cell, just as that Scottish guy wanted! At least he won't bitch about something else this time!

Donnie fancies himself a mobster and Mueller made a career out of mob prosecutions. It's like a vampire waking up one night to find out Wesley Snipes just moved in next door.

[Triassica]

You know what? I just remembered that Trump is very much a like a certain late Mayor of my State Capital, Vincint "Buddy" Cianci, who I learned about in my first semester of College. Despite getting in trouble with the law multiple times, people still liked him and re-elected him. Of course Buddy was far more likable and than Trump and wasn't racist, but the resemblance in the cult like support and show biz personality is uncanny.

[Corrian]

Make Asbestos Great Again.

[Telconi]

Make Asbestos Great Again.

Seriously, fuck that stuff, the damn precautions we gotta take because of asbestos are rediculous sometimes.

[Uxupox]

That'll work. I give it a year before he ends his rallies by grabbing both of the women in the audience by the pussy and shouting "Whatcha going to do about it?" in Russian before kicking a black journalist in the shins.

And to Donnie, Russian means ending his sentences in "ski".

Donald is a big fan of eskkerrit.

[The Black Forrest]

Make Asbestos Great Again.

Seriously, fuck that stuff, the damn precautions we gotta take because of asbestos are rediculous sometimes.

Just out of curiosity; like what for instance.

[Freezic Vast]

And to Donnie, Russian means ending his sentences in "ski".

Donald is a big fan of eskkerrit.

it's spelled Esskeetit, and that song is God-awful.

[Uxupox]

Donald is a big fan of eskkerrit.

it's spelled Esskeetit, and that song is God-awful.

you say eskriiit though. not eskeeti.

[Valrifell]

it's spelled Esskeetit, and that song is God-awful.

you say eskriiit though. not eskeeti.

I know of no trendy teenager who's said "eskriit" over "essketit"

[Telconi]

Seriously, fuck that stuff, the damn precautions we gotta take because of asbestos are rediculous sometimes.

Just out of curiosity; like what for instance.

I carry a respirator, and a soak kit so that if we encounter asbestos based panelling we can soak it and then cut through it to cut down on the dust it raises. Even still we have to wear a fat bulky respirator to avoid breathing the stuff that does get kicked up.

Not to mention that all this extra steps generally occur in 130 degree heat, meaning that what should be a ten minute process in that heat is more like a thirty-forty minute process.

[Freezic Vast]

it's spelled Esskeetit, and that song is God-awful.

you say eskriiit though. not eskeeti.

No, you don't, you say Esskeetit.

[Ifreann]

Just out of curiosity; like what for instance.

I carry a respirator, and a soak kit so that if we encounter asbestos based panelling we can soak it and then cut through it to cut down on the dust it raises. Even still we have to wear a fat bulky respirator to avoid breathing the stuff that does get kicked up.

Not to mention that all this extra steps generally occur in 130 degree heat, meaning that what should be a ten minute process in that heat is more like a thirty-forty minute process.

Beats cancer.

[Valrifell]

Just out of curiosity; like what for instance.

I carry a respirator, and a soak kit so that if we encounter asbestos based panelling we can soak it and then cut through it to cut down on the dust it raises. Even still we have to wear a fat bulky respirator to avoid breathing the stuff that does get kicked up.

Not to mention that all this extra steps generally occur in 130 degree heat, meaning that what should be a ten minute process in that heat is more like a thirty-forty minute process.

It begs questioning but who actually wanted asbestos back? Installation of the material is probably going to be prohibitively expensive due to equipment you'd need for safety precautions and it's still got a bad reputation in the eyes of pretty much everyone, so people would be hesitant to use it regardless in case someone finds out.

Honestly it seems like they brought it back just to be dicks.

[Telconi]

I carry a respirator, and a soak kit so that if we encounter asbestos based panelling we can soak it and then cut through it to cut down on the dust it raises. Even still we have to wear a fat bulky respirator to avoid breathing the stuff that does get kicked up.

Not to mention that all this extra steps generally occur in 130 degree heat, meaning that what should be a ten minute process in that heat is more like a thirty-forty minute process.

Beats cancer.

Indeed

I carry a respirator, and a soak kit so that if we encounter asbestos based panelling we can soak it and then cut through it to cut down on the dust it raises. Even still we have to wear a fat bulky respirator to avoid breathing the stuff that does get kicked up.

Not to mention that all this extra steps generally occur in 130 degree heat, meaning that what should be a ten minute process in that heat is more like a thirty-forty minute process.

It begs questioning but who actually wanted asbestos back? Installation of the material is probably going to be prohibitively expensive due to equipment you'd need for safety precautions and it's still got a bad reputation in the eyes of pretty much everyone, so people would be hesitant to use it regardless in case someone finds out.

Honestly it seems like they brought it back just to be dicks.

Probably nobody, there's cheaper and more readily available alternatives for like 99% of asbestos uses anyhow.

[Uxupox]

you say eskriiit though. not eskeeti.

No, you don't, you say Esskeetit.

nah man you wrong.