MAGAThread XIV: All persons born or naturalized ...

[Valrifell]

So you were lying then.

You should stop doing that.

Was I?

What you said and what the article said mean two different things; yes.

[Uxupox]

nah. dying in your sleep is the best form of death. no suffering just an end.

Dying in your sleep or dying in a standard procedure gone wrong. You expect nothing and have nothing to fear.

Alternatively, I'd like to burn in orbit fucked up on opioids and psychedelics.

unless those opiods makes everything worse.

[Northern Davincia]

Well it's most likely how you'll die. Death due to natural causes is rarely nice.

Standing next to a nuclear explosion would likely be quick though.

nah. dying in your sleep is the best form of death. no suffering just an end.

To perish in battle, leading a glorious charge or last stand, is a rad way to go. The best deaths are honorable.

[Petrasylvania]

So you were lying then.

You should stop doing that.

Was I?

Democrat Rep. Joaquin Castro - former Obama cabinet member and 'starlet' often cited as 2020 option - went on TV to announce without evidence that Jared Kushner was actually the murderer of Khashoggi.

Pure gold. Although the NPCs will eat it up and believe it. Innocent until proven guilty is all but gone in liberal politics. It's time for mob rule.

“Let me get to the point that I think is most disturbing right now,” Castro said to CNN reporter Poppy Harlow in Friday’s interview. “The reporting that Jared Kushner may have with U.S. intelligence delivered a hit list — an enemies list — to the crown prince, to [Mohammed bin Salman], in Saudi Arabia and that the prince then may have acted on that, and one of the people that he took action against is Mr. Khashoggi.”

Magic 8-Ball says "FUCK YEAH YOU WERE".

[The South Falls]

Democrat Rep. Joaquin Castro - former Obama cabinet member and 'starlet' often cited as 2020 option - went on TV to announce without evidence that Jared Kushner was actually the murderer of Khashoggi.

Pure gold. Although the NPCs will eat it up and believe it. Innocent until proven guilty is all but gone in liberal politics. It's time for mob rule.

You're eating up the Saudi's halfass story about a fight.

Who says conservatives are orderly?

[Trumptonium1]

Was I?

What you said and what the article said mean two different things; yes.

I disagree.

[Valrifell]

What you said and what the article said mean two different things; yes.

I disagree.

"Kushner murdered someone" =/= "Kushner and American intelligence may have handed over a hit list which probably resulted in the death of someone"

[Trumptonium1]

I disagree.

"Kushner murdered someone" =/= "Kushner and American intelligence may have handed over a hit list which probably resulted in the death of someone"

So your semantics is all about whether or not Kushner had an axe in his hand and was in Turkey on that day?

[Valrifell]

"Kushner murdered someone" =/= "Kushner and American intelligence may have handed over a hit list which probably resulted in the death of someone"

So your semantics is all about whether or not Kushner had an axe in his hand and was in Turkey on that day?

Let me be more clear "he was the murderer" =/= "he was partially responsible for the murder of"

The latter is way more accurate, the former is complete bullshit. It's not semantics when you literally used the word "murderer" which I expect you know the connotations and definitions of.

[Petrasylvania]

"Kushner murdered someone" =/= "Kushner and American intelligence may have handed over a hit list which probably resulted in the death of someone"

So your semantics is all about whether or not Kushner had an axe in his hand and was in Turkey on that day?

Got caught lying out your ass and now trying to hide behind semantics and rolling goalposts. That's so adorable.

[Fartsniffage]

So you were lying then.

You should stop doing that.

Was I?

Yes.

[Liriena]

NPCs

Couldn't it be argued that the immediacy with which you've embraced and parroted the "NPC" shtick as a rhetorical tactic is proof that you yourself are an NPC? Do you have an inner voice? When was the last time you rejected your ideological peer's ideas? Have you ever passed the Voight-Kampff test?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Trumptonium1. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Trumptonium1?

[Liriena]

So your semantics is all about whether or not Kushner had an axe in his hand and was in Turkey on that day?

Got caught lying out your ass and now trying to hide behind semantics and rolling goalposts. That's so adorable.

Accusing Trumptonium1 of lying implies that Trumptonium1 has individual will, though. Maybe it's just programming.

[Petrasylvania]

Got caught lying out your ass and now trying to hide behind semantics and rolling goalposts. That's so adorable.

Accusing Trumptonium1 of lying implies that Trumptonium1 has individual will, though. Maybe it's just programming.

Right, NPCs. Not even a Real American, just a Euro alt-right fanboy like Hippostania.

[Ifreann]

NPCs

Couldn't it be argued that the immediacy with which you've embraced and parroted the "NPC" shtick as a rhetorical tactic is proof that you yourself are an NPC? Do you have an inner voice? When was the last time you rejected your ideological peer's ideas? Have you ever passed the Voight-Kampff test?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Trumptonium1. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Trumptonium1?

The tortoise is an immigrant.

[Liriena]

nah. dying in your sleep is the best form of death. no suffering just an end.

To perish in battle, leading a glorious charge or last stand, is a rad way to go. The best deaths are honorable.

Man, fuck that Spartan shit. The best death is dying at the ripe old age of 91 in your lawn chair in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones, holding a pipe in one hand, a bit of brandy in the other, and listening to The Beatles.

[Ifreann]

To perish in battle, leading a glorious charge or last stand, is a rad way to go. The best deaths are honorable.

Dude, the best death is dying at the age of 91 in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones.

The best death is to not die.

[Petrasylvania]

To perish in battle, leading a glorious charge or last stand, is a rad way to go. The best deaths are honorable.

Dude, the best death is dying at the age of 91 in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones.

Not a easy in a toxic post-apocalypse wasteland.

[Greater Cesnica]

To perish in battle, leading a glorious charge or last stand, is a rad way to go. The best deaths are honorable.

Dude, the best death is dying at the age of 91 in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones.

The best death is breaking into Area 51 with a GoPro live-streaming to an international audience inside a rocket-resistant Humvee.

[Valrifell]

Dude, the best death is dying at the age of 91 in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones.

The best death is breaking into Area 51 with a GoPro live-streaming to an international audience inside a rocket-resistant Humvee.

I've never read a statement more correct than this.

[Liriena]

Dude, the best death is dying at the age of 91 in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones.

The best death is to not die.

Please don't encourage my transhumanist fantasies

[Liriena]

The best death is breaking into Area 51 with a GoPro live-streaming to an international audience inside a rocket-resistant Humvee.

I've never read a statement more correct than this.

Indeed. I believe I've beened OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC on this one.

[Corrian]

Dude, the best death is dying at the age of 91 in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones.

The best death is to not die.

Meh. If I'm old as shit and can't do anything, I'd rather die than be bedridden.

[Kowani]

Dude, the best death is dying at the age of 91 in your quaint little garden after a nice lunch with your loved ones.

The best death is to not die.

I don’t think floating in space with nothing to do after all your loved ones have died is very pleasant, but to each their own.

[Petrasylvania]

The best death is to not die.

Please don't encourage my transhumanist fantasies

Rather not be a Cyberman, kthanx.