TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Jerzylvania]

Time to make the donuts.

I could not help but notice that you used Bing as your search engine. What other dark secrets are you hiding from us, Jerzy?

I don't carry a cellphone.

Now, what's your confession?

[The New California Republic]

I could not help but notice that you used Bing as your search engine. What other dark secrets are you hiding from us, Jerzy?

I don't carry a cellphone.

Neither did I until relatively recently. I never grew up with them after all, on account of the fact that they never existed back then.

[Jerzylvania]

I don't carry a cellphone.

Neither did I until relatively recently. I never grew up with them after all, on account of the fact that they never existed back then.

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

[Ethel mermania]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Where's the beef?

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

[Jerzylvania]

Where's the beef?

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

It's the quicker picker upper. (not an ad for bennies)

[Geneviev]

Neither did I until relatively recently. I never grew up with them after all, on account of the fact that they never existed back then.

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

But... but smartphones are smarter than brains.

[Hurdergaryp]

Neither did I until relatively recently. I never grew up with them after all, on account of the fact that they never existed back then.

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

The advantage of smartphones is that you always have something to read on the toilet, even when you're at work.

[The New California Republic]

Neither did I until relatively recently. I never grew up with them after all, on account of the fact that they never existed back then.

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

I still use a typewriter for some things, closeted luddite that I am.

[Ethel mermania]

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

The advantage of smartphones is that you always have something to read on the toilet, even when you're at work.

Or in long and pointless meetings

[Dylar]

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

But... but smartphones are smarter than brains.

But sliding phones are way better than smart phones. I still have one. Got one when I was 13 and then switched to a couple of blackberrys and then went back to a sliding phone

[Jerzylvania]

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

But... but smartphones are smarter than brains.

Find that in the holy scripture? Let me tell you, Jesus didn't need any damn cellphones OTOH Beelzebub has a mobile number in area code 666.

[Jerzylvania]

The advantage of smartphones is that you always have something to read on the toilet, even when you're at work.

Or in long and pointless meetings

...or pointless marriages from what I have seen from some acquaintances.

[Geneviev]

But... but smartphones are smarter than brains.

But sliding phones are way better than smart phones. I still have one. Got one when I was 13 and then switched to a couple of blackberrys and then went back to a sliding phone

But smartphones...

But... but smartphones are smarter than brains.

Find that in the holy scripture? Let me tell you, Jesus didn't need any damn cellphones OTOH Beelzebub has a mobile number in area code 666.

Jesus might have had a smartphone. You never know.

[Jerzylvania]

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

I still use a typewriter for some things, closeted luddite that I am.

and the less one has to do with SPs the better your day is, guaranteed.

[Valentine Z]

Jesus might have had a smartphone. You never know.

That's something I am trying my very best to think of. What if everyone has a smartphone? Napoleon, Jesus, Confucius... what will they do, then?

[Dylar]

Jesus might have had a smartphone. You never know.

That's something I am trying my very best to think of. What if everyone has a smartphone? Napoleon, Jesus, Confucius... what will they do, then?

Play Candy Crush all day

[Hurdergaryp]

My eyesight is problematic with small screens. I don't need another reminder of my limited vision.
I too did survive (for over 4 decades) in a world without any such devices. I usually say I prefer a smart brain over a smart phone to the casual question on the subject.

I still use a typewriter for some things, closeted luddite that I am.

While I still listen to compact discs, and listen to them enthusiastically.

[Jerzylvania]

Find that in the holy scripture? Let me tell you, Jesus didn't need any damn cellphones OTOH Beelzebub has a mobile number in area code 666.

Jesus might have had a smartphone. You never know.

Give Steve Jobs a call and find out if he ended up in Heaven . What? There's no cell service there?

[Geneviev]

Jesus might have had a smartphone. You never know.

That's something I am trying my very best to think of. What if everyone has a smartphone? Napoleon, Jesus, Confucius... what will they do, then?

Next sermon series: What Would Jesus Tweet?

And if you think I made that up, I absolutely did not.

[Valentine Z]

That's something I am trying my very best to think of. What if everyone has a smartphone? Napoleon, Jesus, Confucius... what will they do, then?

Play Candy Crush all day

That would make Genghis Khan invade more for putting up IAPs.

[Jerzylvania]

Jesus might have had a smartphone. You never know.

That's something I am trying my very best to think of. What if everyone has a smartphone? Napoleon, Jesus, Confucius... what will they do, then?

Get fake news from Russia.

[Dylar]

I still use a typewriter for some things, closeted luddite that I am.

While I still listen to compact discs, and listen to them enthusiastically.

And I still watch VHS tapes on a 20-year-old VCR

[Jerzylvania]

While I still listen to compact discs, and listen to them enthusiastically.

And I still watch VHS tapes on a 20-year-old VCR

Now that is where I usually draw the line. The picture is usually a static filled mess. Even on those vaunted Gold Maxell VHS tapes. Piss poor investment there.
OTOH, at least you aren't using Beta.

[Geneviev]

Jesus might have had a smartphone. You never know.

Give Steve Jobs a call and find out if he ended up in Heaven . What? There's no cell service there?

You never know...

[Ethel mermania]

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

It's the quicker picker upper. (not an ad for bennies)

L.S.M.F.T.