TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Internationalist Bastard]

I tried to teach him to fetch but all he does in bring in a steady income

That's something. Start with small things, like a quart of milk on the way home from work or a loaf of bread, that sort of thing. You work up from there.

I was hoping more like tennis balls in the yard

[Internationalist Bastard]

I tried to teach him to fetch but all he does in bring in a steady income

Well, it's a start I guess.

Yeah shame he’s not house broken yet

[Farnhamia]

That's something. Start with small things, like a quart of milk on the way home from work or a loaf of bread, that sort of thing. You work up from there.

I was hoping more like tennis balls in the yard

Well, yes ... milk and bread is just an example.

[Luziyca]

I just saw a meme which said that 1994 is as far away as 2042.

I am not okay with that.

[Ethel mermania]

There are maybe 20 folks in the bar and the band is still cranking away. I do love live music.

[Internationalist Bastard]

I just saw a meme which said that 1994 is as far away as 2042.

I am not okay with that.

Tengri if this is my body while I’m young I’m gonna be fucked up by then

[Farnhamia]

There are maybe 20 folks in the bar and the band is still cranking away. I do love live music.

Me, too. *sighs* I need to get out more.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

San Andreas but with A Hat In Time Soundtrack

[Geneviev]

Supposedly ancient Egyptians thought the pharaoh was a god. But no one knows if the pharaoh believed that too.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Supposedly ancient Egyptians thought the pharaoh was a god. But no one knows if the pharaoh believed that too.

I thought the pharaoh was the king of card games

[Yagon]

Supposedly ancient Egyptians thought the pharaoh was a god. But no one knows if the pharaoh believed that too.

If from the time you can talk everyone tells you you're a God and all the people say you are and anybody says otherwise gets stabbed, I guess you're a God. Why disbelieve it? Hell, once they were teenagers they were gonna kind of assume it anyway...

[Ethel mermania]

There are maybe 20 folks in the bar and the band is still cranking away. I do love live music.

Me, too. *sighs* I need to get out more.

And someone wanted to fight me because i am a New York City Jew. Welcome to Texas.


But i still enjoyed the evening, but i did have my first cigarettes in 17 years

[Luziyca]

I just saw a meme which said that 1994 is as far away as 2042.

I am not okay with that.

Tengri if this is my body while I’m young I’m gonna be fucked up by then

Same.

[Luziyca]

I don't think we have a homeowner's association: we do have a neighborhood association, but they don't really seem to set rules and regulations regarding what we can do with our yards.

Which is good because we have yet to get that dead tree in the backyard cut down.

Lucky! You don't have to deal with the nonsense.

Thankfully, we got some crazy neighbors who want us to maintain our yard...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Mister Bubz.

Have you considered Rootboy Slim? I know it's a bit long, but...

Your new flag reminds me of the Utz potato chip chick. I like that.
*stomach growls*
*slams door, heads to corner store*

Rootboy Slim? The dog rapper? In all honesty, Mister Bubz is an actual dog. Pissy as all hell, and funny. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNL83fhWJU

Utz potato chips? Hmmmm. I'm curious now.

FYI: it's a character made by The Purrfectionist. An artist I follow on Instagram.

[Hurdergaryp]

Have you considered Rootboy Slim? I know it's a bit long, but...

Your new flag reminds me of the Utz potato chip chick. I like that.
*stomach growls*
*slams door, heads to corner store*

Rootboy Slim? The dog rapper? In all honesty, Mister Bubz is an actual dog. Pissy as all hell, and funny. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNL83fhWJU

Utz potato chips? Hmmmm. I'm curious now.

FYI: it's a character made by The Purrfectionist. An artist I follow on Instagram.

Something tells me said artist is a cat person.

[Geneviev]

Supposedly ancient Egyptians thought the pharaoh was a god. But no one knows if the pharaoh believed that too.

If from the time you can talk everyone tells you you're a God and all the people say you are and anybody says otherwise gets stabbed, I guess you're a God. Why disbelieve it? Hell, once they were teenagers they were gonna kind of assume it anyway...

Teenagers aren't that bad. We're only demigods. Anyways, but they would have had to know. Being a god is impossible. Even if they thought it was true they should have known that they weren't as powerful as they were saying.

[The Blaatschapen]

If from the time you can talk everyone tells you you're a God and all the people say you are and anybody says otherwise gets stabbed, I guess you're a God. Why disbelieve it? Hell, once they were teenagers they were gonna kind of assume it anyway...

Teenagers aren't that bad. We're only demigods. Anyways, but they would have had to know. Being a god is impossible.

I seem to manage it just fine

[Gallade]

If from the time you can talk everyone tells you you're a God and all the people say you are and anybody says otherwise gets stabbed, I guess you're a God. Why disbelieve it? Hell, once they were teenagers they were gonna kind of assume it anyway...

Teenagers aren't that bad. We're only demigods.

Odd term for primordial ooze.

[Hurdergaryp]

Teenagers aren't that bad. We're only demigods. Anyways, but they would have had to know. Being a god is impossible.

I seem to manage it just fine

That's just because the deicide squad hasn't found you yet.

[Hediacrana]

Supposedly ancient Egyptians thought the pharaoh was a god. But no one knows if the pharaoh believed that too.

If from the time you can talk everyone tells you you're a God and all the people say you are and anybody says otherwise gets stabbed, I guess you're a God. Why disbelieve it? Hell, once they were teenagers they were gonna kind of assume it anyway...

Brings to mind that moment in Terry Pratchett's Pyramids, where the pharaoh always has a confused feeling of accomplishment in the morning when he sees he's made the sun come up once again, without having a clue exactly how he managed it.

[The Holy Therns]

How come I end up at so many baby christenings lately? Stop spawning, I can't handle this much cake.

[Hurdergaryp]

How come I end up at so many baby christenings lately? Stop spawning, I can't handle this much cake.

That must be an awful lot of cake, then.

[Farnhamia]

How come I end up at so many baby christenings lately? Stop spawning, I can't handle this much cake.

By the third or fourth one they'll stop having parties and just dunk the offspring in the kiddie pool out back.

[Gallade]

How come I end up at so many baby christenings lately? Stop spawning, I can't handle this much cake.

Welcome to the late twenties and early thirties. OVARIES. DEMAND. INCREASED. PRODUCTION.