TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Solisian Union]

I feel so happy today despite some rocky roads! ^^

I’ve almost died in potentially more gory ways than drowning on land but being in the water and dying absolutely sucks the most. I would rather have died in that ATV accident than just now. Almost snapped my spine when a giant wave blasted me and then launched me forward so fast I was flailing and couldn’t tell up from down until I got slammed into the ground and twisted my back in all sorts of unnatural ways.

Oh, be safe now! I hope you'll recover as fast as lightning! If you know what I mean Seriously though, get well, pal!

[Immoren]

Why do so many little girls and boys want to be princes/princesses when they could be a legendary king of Sweden or a badass like Queen Boudica?

mostly cause being a prince/princess is a LOT easier.

Prince and Princesses are epitomes of youth with some power. You may not have the same power as a King or a Queen, but hey, you're young, you're a royalty, and the world's an oyster!

Granted, there are young kings and queens in history, but because of the shows and movies, when you think king or queen, you think, "Oh crap, that senile hag again."

"Again"

[Geneviev]

I’ve almost died in potentially more gory ways than drowning on land but being in the water and dying absolutely sucks the most. I would rather have died in that ATV accident than just now. Almost snapped my spine when a giant wave blasted me and then launched me forward so fast I was flailing and couldn’t tell up from down until I got slammed into the ground and twisted my back in all sorts of unnatural ways.

Meanwhile I think the best way to die would be a heart attack when a teacher asks me a question.

[Ethel mermania]

I’ve almost died in potentially more gory ways than drowning on land but being in the water and dying absolutely sucks the most. I would rather have died in that ATV accident than just now. Almost snapped my spine when a giant wave blasted me and then launched me forward so fast I was flailing and couldn’t tell up from down until I got slammed into the ground and twisted my back in all sorts of unnatural ways.

Meanwhile I think the best way to die would be a heart attack when a teacher asks me a question.

In bed with two whores and a belly full of wine.

[The Free Joy State]

Meanwhile I think the best way to die would be a heart attack when a teacher asks me a question.

In bed with two whores and a belly full of wine.

Is this before or after being discovered by Mrs. mermania?

[The South Falls]

In bed with two whores and a belly full of wine.

Is this before or after being discovered by Mrs. mermania?

After, because Mrs. Mermania would have killed him.

[Kannap]

What if you don't like oysters?

Hmm... The World's a Stage! A really huge stage!

But what if you have stagefright?

[Greater Loralia]

Hmm... The World's a Stage! A really huge stage!

But what if you have stagefright?

Then, uh, the world is a group chat. A massive group chat.

[Kannap]

But what if you have stagefright?

Then, uh, the world is a group chat. A massive group chat.

Sounds like you're struggling to think of analogies for the world.

[Greater Loralia]

Then, uh, the world is a group chat. A massive group chat.

Sounds like you're struggling to think of analogies for the world.

Sounds like you're trying to destroy all of our analogies.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Went to my town's food festival. Very old-timey.

[Greater Loralia]

Went to my town's food festival. Very old-timey.

Oh! Cool

What kind of food festival? Was it for something specific, or just, like, a gathering of local dishes?

[Kannap]

Sounds like you're struggling to think of analogies for the world.

Sounds like you're trying to destroy all of our analogies.

As the world tends to do.

[Kannap]

Went to my town's food festival. Very old-timey.

Food is very old-timey.

[Valentine Z]

Went to my town's food festival. Very old-timey.

Food is very old-timey.

Ugg love food. Ugg like belly filled.

(3000th post is of me talking like a caveman. I'm okay with this. )

[Dumb Ideologies]

Went to my town's food festival. Very old-timey.

Oh! Cool

What kind of food festival? Was it for something specific, or just, like, a gathering of local dishes?

The town centre is closed off and lots of local food companies set up stalls.

One of the big things is that a bunch of traditionally-dressed folks appointed by a large local landowner go up and town tasting the food/drink, declaring that it's acceptable and wholesome and saying "God save the Queen" a lot. We have silly traditions.

[The South Falls]

Food is very old-timey.

Ugg love food. Ugg like belly filled.

(3000th post is of me talking like a caveman. I'm okay with this. )

I expect a 5,000 post special like this.

[Kannap]

Ugg love food. Ugg like belly filled.

(3000th post is of me talking like a caveman. I'm okay with this. )

I expect a 5,000 post special like this.

High expectations.

[Greater Loralia]

Oh! Cool

What kind of food festival? Was it for something specific, or just, like, a gathering of local dishes?

The town centre is closed off and lots of local food companies set up stalls.

One of the big things is that a bunch of traditionally-dressed folks appointed by a large local landowner go up and town tasting the food/drink, declaring that it's acceptable and wholesome and saying "God save the Queen" a lot. We have silly traditions.

dirty monarchist foreigners

traditionally-dressed?

[Gallade]

Oh! Cool :O

What kind of food festival? Was it for something specific, or just, like, a gathering of local dishes?

The town centre is closed off and lots of local food companies set up stalls.

One of the big things is that a bunch of traditionally-dressed folks appointed by a large local landowner go up and town tasting the food/drink, declaring that it's acceptable and wholesome and saying "God save the Queen" a lot. We have silly traditions.

Not sure if a fan, I can't be fully immersed unless there's also a physician running about offering mercury enemas to balance the humours and several syphilis-infested ladies of the night to ward off plague.

[Dumb Ideologies]

The town centre is closed off and lots of local food companies set up stalls.

One of the big things is that a bunch of traditionally-dressed folks appointed by a large local landowner go up and town tasting the food/drink, declaring that it's acceptable and wholesome and saying "God save the Queen" a lot. We have silly traditions.

dirty monarchist foreigners

traditionally-dressed?

Tricorn hats, jabot, ceremonial robes. Think of a town crier and you've got the basic idea.

[Valentine Z]

I expect a 5,000 post special like this.

High expectations.

I'll see what I can do with the next one, i.e. 4000th.

Aye, still a Minister? Boo...

[Kannap]

High expectations.

I'll see what I can do with the next one, i.e. 4000th.

Aye, still a Minister? Boo...

Never too early to plan for the 50,000th one.

[The South Falls]

High expectations.

I'll see what I can do with the next one, i.e. 4000th.

Aye, still a Minister? Boo...

*laughs with 7,400 posts*

[Gallade]

I'll see what I can do with the next one, i.e. 4000th.

Aye, still a Minister? Boo...

Never too early to plan for the 50,000th one.

Aye, it's called "get out before you join the 50k+ loser club" strategy. D: