TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Hurdergaryp]

No, not the google...

Bing. DuckDuckGo. Yelling out your window for people less inclined to help you learn how to keep yourself self-knowledgeable.

StartPage, if you value your privacy. DuckDuckGo is also a good search engine for that, come to think of it.

[The Free Joy State]

Throw what confuses you into Google.

Any civilization capable of reaching us from distant solar systems should be quite capable of defeating us without even breaking a sweat. Just throw some rocks... from space.

TBF, truly intelligent life is probably going to want to stay well away from our world leaders.

As soon as they get close enough to receive satellite TV signals, they won't bother with us.

[Gallade]

Bing. DuckDuckGo. Yelling out your window for people less inclined to help you learn how to keep yourself self-knowledgeable.

Be honest, when was the last time you heard someone say "let me Bing that" or "let me Yahoo that" or "let me duckduckgo that"?

2009, 2006, and never because anti-government street nutjobs only screech, respectively.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Any civilization capable of reaching us from distant solar systems should be quite capable of defeating us without even breaking a sweat. Just throw some rocks... from space.

TBF, truly intelligent life is probably going to want to stay well away from our world leaders.

As soon as they get close enough to receive satellite TV signals, they won't bother with us.

That is true.

[Luziyca]

Any civilization capable of reaching us from distant solar systems should be quite capable of defeating us without even breaking a sweat. Just throw some rocks... from space.

TBF, truly intelligent life is probably going to want to stay well away from our world leaders.

As soon as they get close enough to receive satellite TV signals, they won't bother with us.

Or they may decide "fuck it, we're gonna nerf humans before they get out and spread across the galaxy."

[Hurdergaryp]

Be honest, when was the last time you heard someone say "let me Bing that" or "let me Yahoo that" or "let me duckduckgo that"?

2009, 2006, and never because anti-government street nutjobs only screech, respectively.

That's quite the statement, let me StartPage that in order to see if it is actually true.

[Gallade]

2009, 2006, and never because anti-government street nutjobs only screech, respectively.

That's quite the statement, let me StartPage that in order to see if it is actually true.

Be sure to use a VPN or the Nasdaq will eat you.

[Hurdergaryp]

TBF, truly intelligent life is probably going to want to stay well away from our world leaders.

As soon as they get close enough to receive satellite TV signals, they won't bother with us.

Or they may decide "fuck it, we're gonna nerf humans before they get out and spread across the galaxy."

We are mostly harmless, at least when it comes to being a hazard to otherworldly civilizations. To fear alien armadas is silly, humans are the real threat. There might be a human behind you right now!

[Luziyca]

That's quite the statement, let me StartPage that in order to see if it is actually true.

Be sure to use a VPN or the Nasdaq will eat you.

Not if I synergize myself in the quest to operationalize strategies for greater efficiency in the glocal marketplace.

[Luziyca]

Or they may decide "fuck it, we're gonna nerf humans before they get out and spread across the galaxy."

We are mostly harmless, at least when it comes to being a hazard to otherworldly civilizations. To fear alien armadas is silly, humans are the real threat. There might be a human behind you right now!

Considering that I am on a public computer right now, yes, yes there is.

[Gallade]

Or they may decide "fuck it, we're gonna nerf humans before they get out and spread across the galaxy."

We are mostly harmless, at least when it comes to being a hazard to otherworldly civilizations. To fear alien armadas is silly, humans are the real threat. There might be a human behind you right now!

Not for long, just got planning permission for that intergalactic space highway! It's gonna be yuge.

Be sure to use a VPN or the Nasdaq will eat you.

Not if I synergize myself in the quest to operationalize strategies for greater efficiency in the glocal marketplace.

The chosen one has come! The Synergiser has awoken!

[Hurdergaryp]

Be sure to use a VPN or the Nasdaq will eat you.

Not if I synergize myself in the quest to operationalize strategies for greater efficiency in the glocal marketplace.

[The Free Joy State]

TBF, truly intelligent life is probably going to want to stay well away from our world leaders.

As soon as they get close enough to receive satellite TV signals, they won't bother with us.

Or they may decide "fuck it, we're gonna nerf humans before they get out and spread across the galaxy."

No, just sit up there -- eating the space-equivalent of popcorn -- and laugh at us on Terrestrials Do the Darnedest Things

[Hurdergaryp]

Or they may decide "fuck it, we're gonna nerf humans before they get out and spread across the galaxy."

No, just sit up there -- eating the space-equivalent of popcorn -- and laugh at us on Terrestrials Do the Darnedest Things

I remember that South Park episode.

[The Free Joy State]

No, just sit up there -- eating the space-equivalent of popcorn -- and laugh at us on Terrestrials Do the Darnedest Things

I remember that South Park episode.

I don't, funnily enough. I only saw some early ones (about 18 years ago).

It's amazing how we absorb references and forget where we get them.

[Valentine Z]

No, just sit up there -- eating the space-equivalent of popcorn -- and laugh at us on Terrestrials Do the Darnedest Things

I remember that South Park episode.

My favorite was the one where Cartman and the crew went to Somalia to live their lives as... Caribbean Pirates. Reality came crashing down on the rest minus Cartman.

[Kannap]

Thursday pain day.

[Kannap]

Keep getting phone calls from scammers trying to tell me not to use my computer until I walk through their troubleshooking solutions.

[Pax Nerdvana]

We are mostly harmless, at least when it comes to being a hazard to otherworldly civilizations. To fear alien armadas is silly, humans are the real threat. There might be a human behind you right now!

Not for long, just got planning permission for that intergalactic space highway! It's gonna be yuge.

Not if I synergize myself in the quest to operationalize strategies for greater efficiency in the glocal marketplace.

The chosen one has come! The Synergiser has awoken!

The Vogons are coming!

[Hurdergaryp]

I remember that South Park episode.

My favorite was the one where Cartman and the crew went to Somalia to live their lives as... Caribbean Pirates. Reality came crashing down on the rest minus Cartman.

Cartman is pretty much the fictional character that I use as a base model in order to make sense of a rather large section of the American population.

[Ethel mermania]

Bing. DuckDuckGo. Yelling out your window for people less inclined to help you learn how to keep yourself self-knowledgeable.

StartPage, if you value your privacy. DuckDuckGo is also a good search engine for that, come to think of it.

Indeed it is.

[Pax Nerdvana]

StartPage, if you value your privacy. DuckDuckGo is also a good search engine for that, come to think of it.

Indeed it is.

Do they load NS?

[Hurdergaryp]

Indeed it is.

Do they load NS?

You are confusing search engines with browsers.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Do they load NS?

You are confusing search engines with browsers.

Thank you for pointing that out.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Ah the Ruby done with everything pictures capture my aesthetic so well