TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Jerzylvania]

Give Steve Jobs a call and find out if he ended up in Heaven . What? There's no cell service there?

You never know...

That's what Trump's fakey news angle is. It's not an argument. It's a ploy and I know it. Not having a cellphone insulates you from so much bullshit and I don't wake up in the middle of the night to check on my phone like you poor sleep deprived bastards. I do go pee pee though.

[Geneviev]

You never know...

That's what Trump's fakey news angle is. It's not an argument. It's a ploy and I know it. Not having a cellphone insulates you from so much bullshit and I don't wake up in the middle of the night to check on my phone like you poor sleep deprived bastards. I do go pee pee though.

Not having a cell phone is a good way to not have friends, especially if no one likes your parents anyways. And no one checks their phone at night.

[Jerzylvania]

It's the quicker picker upper. (not an ad for bennies)

L.S.M.F.T.

I love that one for it's utter ridiculousness. Fine tobacco my ass.

Put a tiger in your tank.

[Jerzylvania]

That's what Trump's fakey news angle is. It's not an argument. It's a ploy and I know it. Not having a cellphone insulates you from so much bullshit and I don't wake up in the middle of the night to check on my phone like you poor sleep deprived bastards. I do go pee pee though.

Not having a cell phone is a good way to not have friends, especially if no one likes your parents anyways. And no one checks their phone at night.

There's a song for you by Willie Nile in my sig (the spoiler). My Parents are dead and lots of the people I grew up with.

[Ethel mermania]

L.S.M.F.T.

I love that one for it's utter ridiculousness. Fine tobacco my ass.

Put a tiger in your tank.

I thought it was fine taste.

I can't believe it's not butter.

[Jerzylvania]

I love that one for it's utter ridiculousness. Fine tobacco my ass.

Put a tiger in your tank.

I thought it was fine taste.

I can't believe it's not butter.

The best to you each morning. (then, wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... Diabetes!)

[Hurdergaryp]

And I still watch VHS tapes on a 20-year-old VCR

Now that is where I usually draw the line. The picture is usually a static filled mess. Even on those vaunted Gold Maxell VHS tapes. Piss poor investment there.
OTOH, at least you aren't using Beta.

It would actually be more of an achievement to have a functional Betamax player.

[The New California Republic]

I still use a typewriter for some things, closeted luddite that I am.

While I still listen to compact discs, and listen to them enthusiastically.

Compact discs are to typewriter what space shuttle is to biplane. The country where my typewriter was made doesn't even exist anymore.

[The New California Republic]

Not having a cell phone is a good way to not have friends, especially if no one likes your parents anyways. And no one checks their phone at night.

Or you can do what us old folks do: go to places where people congregate and talk to them.

[Geneviev]

Not having a cell phone is a good way to not have friends, especially if no one likes your parents anyways. And no one checks their phone at night.

Or you can do what us old folks do: go to places where people congregate and talk to them.

Uh... no. That's terrifying and also no one understands what I'm saying.

That's why they invented smartphones.

[Jerzylvania]

Or you can do what us old folks do: go to places where people congregate and talk to them.

Uh... no. That's terrifying and also no one understands what I'm saying.

That's why they invented smartphones.

They invented smartphones so Steve Jobs could save Apple.

[Hurdergaryp]

Uh... no. That's terrifying and also no one understands what I'm saying.

That's why they invented smartphones.

They invented smartphones so Steve Jobs could save Apple.

It was actually Bill Gates who saved Apple when Steve was about to go under with the company, screeching all the way down to inglorious bankruptcy.

[Geneviev]

Uh... no. That's terrifying and also no one understands what I'm saying.

That's why they invented smartphones.

They invented smartphones so Steve Jobs could save Apple.

That's what they tell you.

[The New California Republic]

Or you can do what us old folks do: go to places where people congregate and talk to them.

Uh... no. That's terrifying and also no one understands what I'm saying.

That's why they invented smartphones.

Nah, they were invented for the older generation to keep us in the loop with the office. These were the first smartphones, I remember them well:

[Jerzylvania]

They invented smartphones so Steve Jobs could save Apple.

That's what they tell you.

What they don't tell you is the part about brain cancer and those exploding batteries. It's a plot to destroy the budding youth of America!

Uh... no. That's terrifying and also no one understands what I'm saying.

That's why they invented smartphones.

Nah, they were invented for the older generation to keep us in the loop with the office. These were the first smartphones, I remember them well:

Translation: Major step forward in micromanaging the corporate workforce.

[Geneviev]

That's what they tell you.

What they don't tell you is the part about brain cancer and those exploding batteries. It's a plot to destroy the budding youth of America!

What they forget to mention is you can't use these in class. School is the real plot to destroy us.

[Jerzylvania]

What they don't tell you is the part about brain cancer and those exploding batteries. It's a plot to destroy the budding youth of America!

What they forget to mention is you can't use these in class. School is the real plot to destroy us.

As a former teacher I can vouch for that. Now conform.

CONFORMITY NOW!!! ...nevermind the serenity.

[Hurdergaryp]

What they don't tell you is the part about brain cancer and those exploding batteries. It's a plot to destroy the budding youth of America!

What they forget to mention is you can't use these in class. School is the real plot to destroy us.

Maybe the way you're doing school, but that's not how it normally works.

[The New California Republic]

Nah, they were invented for the older generation to keep us in the loop with the office.

Translation: Major step forward in micromanaging the corporate workforce.

Yes, well, I suppose that description is also accurate.

[Geneviev]

What they forget to mention is you can't use these in class. School is the real plot to destroy us.

Maybe the way you're doing school, but that's not how it normally works.

It is how it normally works.

[The New California Republic]

What they don't tell you is the part about brain cancer and those exploding batteries. It's a plot to destroy the budding youth of America!

What they forget to mention is you can't use these in class. School is the real plot to destroy us.

Cellphones were only just starting to make an appearance at the very tail end of my school years, and even then they were massive bricks that could only make and receive calls, and only in very specific areas, usually on the top of a hill or something. Only one kid in my school had one. One kid. Out of thousands. One.

[Geneviev]

What they forget to mention is you can't use these in class. School is the real plot to destroy us.

Cellphones were only just starting to make an appearance at the very tail end of my school years, and even then they were massive bricks that could only make and receive calls, and only in very specific areas, usually on the top of a hill or something. Only one kid in my school had one. One kid. Out of thousands. One.

To quote a good Christian musical...
No cell phones? How did people live?

[Hurdergaryp]

Maybe the way you're doing school, but that's not how it normally works.

It is how it normally works.

Wrong. I went to school once, yet I am very much undestroyed. Your argument is invalid.

[The New California Republic]

Cellphones were only just starting to make an appearance at the very tail end of my school years, and even then they were massive bricks that could only make and receive calls, and only in very specific areas, usually on the top of a hill or something. Only one kid in my school had one. One kid. Out of thousands. One.

To quote a good Christian musical...
No cell phones? How did people live?

We used a payphone.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Although video games are more sophisticated nowadays, something I've never seen them get quite right is flowing capes.