TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Ethel mermania]

Someday Jesus will come back and I will be playing Monopoly.

Make Jesus the banker.

[Geneviev]

Someday Jesus will come back and I will be playing Monopoly.

Make Jesus the banker.

No, I want to win.

[Jerzylvania]

Someday Jesus will come back and I will be playing Monopoly.

Make Jesus the banker.

Banking on Christ?
WWJD? *light shining through clouds, rains money below*
Jesus saves at Community National Bank. FDIC insured. Free toaster with every newly opened account.

[Ethel mermania]

Make Jesus the banker.

Banking on Christ?
WWJD? *light shining through clouds, rains money below*
Jesus saves at Community National Bank. FDIC insured. Free toaster with every newly opened account.

You mean Jesus was with Charles keating.?!?

[Hurdergaryp]

Banking on Christ?
WWJD? *light shining through clouds, rains money below*
Jesus saves at Community National Bank. FDIC insured. Free toaster with every newly opened account.

You mean Jesus was with Charles keating.?!?

Hey, a free toaster is a free toaster.

[Geneviev]

You mean Jesus was with Charles keating.?!?

Hey, a free toaster is a free toaster.

Never trust a free toaster.

[Hurdergaryp]

Hey, a free toaster is a free toaster.

Never trust a free toaster.

Cherish this noble machine, for it improves your breakfast immensely. Look at it, now there's the shining surface of a toaster that would never hurt you when you the least expect it.

[Geneviev]

Never trust a free toaster.

Cherish this noble machine, for it improves your breakfast immensely. Look at it, now there's the shining surface of a toaster that would never hurt you when you the least expect it.

Toasters are unnecessary. All you need is a microwave.

[Hurdergaryp]

Cherish this noble machine, for it improves your breakfast immensely. Look at it, now there's the shining surface of a toaster that would never hurt you when you the least expect it.

Toasters are unnecessary. All you need is a microwave.

Some would say you need two microwaves, one significantly larger than the other, so you can microwave a microwave with a microwave. Rumor has it that somebody actually did that, which resulted in an explosion and the death of that person.

[Jerzylvania]

You mean Jesus was with Charles keating.?!?

Hey, a free toaster is a free toaster.

It's a Son-o-godbeam Toaster. It only works if you tithe, er, at the bank that is.

[Jerzylvania]

Cherish this noble machine, for it improves your breakfast immensely. Look at it, now there's the shining surface of a toaster that would never hurt you when you the least expect it.

Toasters are unnecessary. All you need is a microwave.

Powdered Toastman would disagree.

[Geneviev]

Toasters are unnecessary. All you need is a microwave.

Some would say you need two microwaves, one significantly larger than the other, so you can microwave a microwave with a microwave. Rumor has it that somebody actually did that, which resulted in an explosion and the death of that person.

Now I want to try to microwave a microwave. So how is that done?

[The New California Republic]

Some would say you need two microwaves, one significantly larger than the other, so you can microwave a microwave with a microwave. Rumor has it that somebody actually did that, which resulted in an explosion and the death of that person.

Now I want to try to microwave a microwave. So how is that done?

Putting a smaller one in a larger one.

[Geneviev]

Now I want to try to microwave a microwave. So how is that done?

Putting a smaller one in a larger one.

Correction, how do I do that safely without potentially killing my sister?

[The New California Republic]

Putting a smaller one in a larger one.

Correction, how do I do that safely without potentially killing my sister?

Short answer: You don't.

Long answer: You don't, unless you do it when she isn't in the house.

Even longer answer: You don't, because it'd be an incredibly stupid thing to do and no good will come of it.

[Geneviev]

Correction, how do I do that safely without potentially killing my sister?

Short answer: You don't.

Long answer: You don't, unless you do it when she isn't in the house.

Even longer answer: You don't, because it'd be an incredibly stupid thing to do and no good will come of it.

It's science. I will find a way.

[Jerzylvania]

Correction, how do I do that safely without potentially killing my sister?

Short answer: You don't.

Long answer: You don't, unless you do it when she isn't in the house.

Even longer answer: You don't, because it'd be an incredibly stupid thing to do and no good will come of it.

Maybe a trip to Juvie too.

[Geneviev]

Someone else tried so I don't have to. The internet is great.

[Jerzylvania]

Banking on Christ?
WWJD? *light shining through clouds, rains money below*
Jesus saves at Community National Bank. FDIC insured. Free toaster with every newly opened account.

You mean Jesus was with Charles keating.?!?

The Keating 5? Didn't that also include John McCain and also Marvin Bush? Now you say Jesus too huh?
Hmmph.

[The New California Republic]

Someone else tried so I don't have to. The internet is great.

Just for future reference: please don't mess about with electrical items. There is a reason why they have all sorts of warning stickers on the back of them.

[Geneviev]

Someone else tried so I don't have to. The internet is great.

Just for future reference: please don't mess about with electrical items. There is a reason why they have all sorts of warning stickers on the back of them.

First of all, it's fun. Second of all, I never noticed any warning stickers. Also I know it's stupid.

[Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft]

Just for future reference: please don't mess about with electrical items. There is a reason why they have all sorts of warning stickers on the back of them.

First of all, it's fun. Second of all, I never noticed any warning stickers. Also I know it's stupid.

I swear manufacturers of electrical goods have to put warning stickers on their products by law (or have you removed them for some reason?)

[Geneviev]

First of all, it's fun. Second of all, I never noticed any warning stickers. Also I know it's stupid.

I swear manufacturers of electrical goods have to put warning stickers on their products by law (or have you removed them for some reason?)

I never looked. So far I haven't ever exploded anything so I wouldn't have the opportunity to look for warning stickers anyways.

[The New California Republic]

First of all, it's fun. Second of all, I never noticed any warning stickers. Also I know it's stupid.

I swear manufacturers of electrical goods have to put warning stickers on their products by law (or have you removed them for some reason?)

I have seen several electrical appliances where the warnings are actually embossed into the rear metal panel itself, so they are impossible to remove.

[Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft]

I swear manufacturers of electrical goods have to put warning stickers on their products by law (or have you removed them for some reason?)

I never looked. So far I haven't ever exploded anything so I wouldn't have the opportunity to look for warning stickers anyways.

I'm sure the manufacturer puts them somewhere visible