TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Geneviev]

Lucky for us the Cold War didn't kill us all.

It's a scary thought. Another parallel universe already had that.

On another note: LOLCats apparently existed long before internet itself.

That is beautiful.

In another universe, I never existed. In another universe, you might be me.

[Hurdergaryp]

You know what's really weird? The world is still here, despite humanity's best efforts.

Challenge accepted.

You do understand that this challenge means you have to go outside a lot, don't you? Also you're going to have to meet a lot of people.

[Valentine Z]

It's a scary thought. Another parallel universe already had that.

On another note: LOLCats apparently existed long before internet itself.

That is beautiful.

In another universe, I never existed. In another universe, you might be me.

Would love a sci-fi scenario where I ran into my opposite sex counterpart. Same clothes (a coat or something I wear on that day), same glasses, everything. Just gender-swapped from one another.

And everyone else outside will think that this is some elaborate prank.

[Jerzylvania]

We aren't THAT big a deal to the rest of the universe. Humanity needs to get over itself.

Humanity is fairly important.

To humanity it is, sure. Beyond that? *shrugs shoulders*
Out of +13 billion years, well, we just haven't been here very long at all.

[Gallade]

We aren't THAT big a deal to the rest of the universe. Humanity needs to get over itself.

Humanity is fairly important.

Nah. Exceptionally expendable commodity, even to ourselves.

[Geneviev]

That is beautiful.

In another universe, I never existed. In another universe, you might be me.

Would love a sci-fi scenario where I ran into my opposite sex counterpart. Same clothes (a coat or something I wear on that day), same glasses, everything. Just gender-swapped from one another.

And everyone else outside will think that this is some elaborate prank.

Apparently everyone has a double somewhere in the world. I would love to meet this person who has my exact DNA someday, since it's not my sister.

Humanity is fairly important.

To humanity it is, sure. Beyond that? *shrugs shoulders*
Out of +13 billion years, well, we just haven't been here very long at all.

In 13.8 billion years, we might still be the only intelligent life in the universe.

[Jerzylvania]

Challenge accepted.

You do understand that this challenge means you have to go outside a lot, don't you? Also you're going to have to meet a lot of people.

There's the rub.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Challenge accepted.

You do understand that this challenge means you have to go outside a lot, don't you? Also you're going to have to meet a lot of people.

Challenge rejected.

[Valentine Z]

Apparently everyone has a double somewhere in the world. I would love to meet this person who has my exact DNA someday, since it's not my sister.

In 13.8 billion years, we might still be the only intelligent life in the universe.

Strangers with their doubles. I would so love that. I met this one Burmese dude who kinda look like me, right down to the glasses and face. But he was at a height I could only dream of. :/

Also notice how as we got better cameras, there are no more UFO footages. Hmm..

[Geneviev]

Apparently everyone has a double somewhere in the world. I would love to meet this person who has my exact DNA someday, since it's not my sister.

In 13.8 billion years, we might still be the only intelligent life in the universe.

Strangers with their doubles. I would so love that. I met this one Burmese dude who kinda look like me, right down to the glasses and face. But he was at a height I could only dream of. :/

Also notice how as we got better cameras, there are no more UFO footages. Hmm..

Someone needs to arrange something so everyone meets their doubles someday. And that's because the aliens are hiding.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Apparently everyone has a double somewhere in the world. I would love to meet this person who has my exact DNA someday, since it's not my sister.

In 13.8 billion years, we might still be the only intelligent life in the universe.

Strangers with their doubles. I would so love that. I met this one Burmese dude who kinda look like me, right down to the glasses and face. But he was at a height I could only dream of. :/

Also notice how as we got better cameras, there are no more UFO footages. Hmm..

Aliens exist only in analogue format. If they were digital they'd be robots.

[Jerzylvania]

Would love a sci-fi scenario where I ran into my opposite sex counterpart. Same clothes (a coat or something I wear on that day), same glasses, everything. Just gender-swapped from one another.

And everyone else outside will think that this is some elaborate prank.

Apparently everyone has a double somewhere in the world. I would love to meet this person who has my exact DNA someday, since it's not my sister.

To humanity it is, sure. Beyond that? *shrugs shoulders*
Out of +13 billion years, well, we just haven't been here very long at all.

In 13.8 billion years, we might still be the only intelligent life in the universe.

Apparently (usually followed by blah blah blah, lol) isn't a fixed point. Apparently is a word that precedes a statement of a non factual belief. When people mix apparently up with the few facts that are out there, people can start wanting to killing each other. That's how smart and important we are.

[Valentine Z]

Strangers with their doubles. I would so love that. I met this one Burmese dude who kinda look like me, right down to the glasses and face. But he was at a height I could only dream of. :/

Also notice how as we got better cameras, there are no more UFO footages. Hmm..

Someone needs to arrange something so everyone meets their doubles someday. And that's because the aliens are hiding.

We will call the day... Double Date.

"Billy, I want you to stop going to Earth. Your Dad says that they have developed better cameras and tech. You can always go to Pluto!"

[Geneviev]

Someone needs to arrange something so everyone meets their doubles someday. And that's because the aliens are hiding.

We will call the day... Double Date.

"Billy, I want you to stop going to Earth. Your Dad says that they have developed better cameras and tech. You can always go to Pluto!"

"But Pluto is so boring! I want to abduct humans."

[Jerzylvania]

Strangers with their doubles. I would so love that. I met this one Burmese dude who kinda look like me, right down to the glasses and face. But he was at a height I could only dream of. :/

Also notice how as we got better cameras, there are no more UFO footages. Hmm..

Someone needs to arrange something so everyone meets their doubles someday. And that's because the aliens are hiding.

You spent way too long looking into that mirror the other day, didn't you?

[Geneviev]

Someone needs to arrange something so everyone meets their doubles someday. And that's because the aliens are hiding.

You spent way too long looking into that mirror the other day, didn't you?

And it changed my life forever.

[Jerzylvania]

You spent way too long looking into that mirror the other day, didn't you?

And it changed my life forever.

Stay away from those mushrooms growing in the cow pasture next time.

[Jerzylvania]

We will call the day... Double Date.

"Billy, I want you to stop going to Earth. Your Dad says that they have developed better cameras and tech. You can always go to Pluto!"

"But Pluto is so boring! I want to abduct humans."

These alleged aliens may be us from the future trying to undo the awful things we've done to our own DNA which have made the future us miserable... or not.

[Geneviev]

And it changed my life forever.

Stay away from those mushrooms growing in the cow pasture next time.

I'm just never going to cut my hair or something.

[Jerzylvania]

Stay away from those mushrooms growing in the cow pasture next time.

I'm just never going to cut my hair or something.

Other people will though.

[Geneviev]

I'm just never going to cut my hair or something.

Other people will though.

I just won't let them. What could possibly go wrong?

[Jerzylvania]

Other people will though.

I just won't let them. What could possibly go wrong?

Institutionalization.

[Geneviev]

I just won't let them. What could possibly go wrong?

Institutionalization.

Other than that, what could possibly go wrong?

[Jerzylvania]

Institutionalization.

Other than that, what could possibly go wrong?

Whatever the improbability drive programming of your life force has for you.

Nothing will go wrong. There is no wrong actually in these matters. Wrong is a human concept. The universe and everything can do no wrong.

[Valentine Z]

Institutionalization.

Other than that, what could possibly go wrong?

"What could possibly wrong" is just taunting fate.