Massive Ring of Homosexuals in Catholic Clergy

[Internationalist Bastard]

Those words I’d like to say to you were just intensified.

Love you.

Just fuck already

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

He wants homosexual priests exorcised. Don't ask. Just figure that one out.

I want all who are possessed to be exorcised. Not just priests who break their vow of celibacy with other men.

Everything I’ve googled so far seems to indicate that exorcism is still alive and well as a practice supported by the Church. On the rise, even.

Excellent news!

Priests are human who feel the same as everyone else. Letting them marry, if they wish to, is a good step. Not demonic. Come on.

Yes they are humans, but they have responsibilities. Priests should not be allowed to marry, that's how Jesus made the church. Until he comes back to earth himself and says "no you can marry now" then priests shall not marry.

Boogety boo. Speaking for Jesus now, I see. Your Jesus didn't make the church in any way. It has all been rule of men. As such, man can change it. Priests can very well marry and serve the church and their families.

[Ifreann]

And your considering would not be correct.

If someone is attracted to minors, they are a paedophile.

If a man rapes a teenage girl, he is a rapist. If a man rapes a teenage boy, he is a rapist. Rape is not about attraction. It's about power.

Power can be a sexual kink, and that is the case here.

I'm fascinated that you cannot distinguish between priests being sexually active and priests being rapists.

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Great idea, OP. If you make priests either leave the clergy or submit to Orwellian surveillance by Catholic Internal Affairs then most of them will leave, the Roman Catholic Church as we know it will collapse, and this should make for an entertaining news cycle among other benefits.

The Church was created by God, it is eternal and always will be.

God isn't real.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Love you.

Just fuck already

ahaha

[Andsed]

Bit of a twat, that God of yours.

Not really. If you get possessed by demons, it's most likely because you were promoting a satanic message. You invited them to possess you.

Yes really many of the atheist and people who speak out against the church have valid criticism and don't hate religion or Christians and letting them be possessed simply is a douche move by god. I mean think what it would be like being possessed being stuck in your own body. If any of you have ever suffered sleep paralysis you have an idea on what that is like.(Trust me is is awful) God letting that happen simply because someone does not agree with his followers is a pretty scummy thing to do.

Edit: Also do not get confused I am a atheist and I don't believe demons along with god and Satan. My above argument was if they were real and if god let them be possessed.

[Internationalist Bastard]

I thought St Peter made the church?

Jesus Christ founded the Church on St. Peter. He was the first Pope, but the Church itself was established by Jesus Christ.

I’m scratching my admittedly destroyed and warped childhood memories. I thought Jesus had 12 apostles, and they went on to form the church after he died

[The New California Republic]

Just fuck already

ahaha

I'm not sure that IB was even joking...

[Eglaecia]

Not really. If you get possessed by demons, it's most likely because you were promoting a satanic message. You invited them to possess you.


It means that exclusive homosexuals (as I haven't seen the statistic for bisexuals) are disproportionately more likely to molest children than exclusive heterosexuals.

Not true. Pedophilia is committed in the same proportion if not more by heterosexuals too. The paraphilia is not an exclusively homosexual thing.

Exclusive heterosexuals account for upwards of 95% of the population, but they account for 78.999% of child molesters at the most. I say at the most as I haven't seen the statistics for bisexuals, but as they account for the remainder 79% along with heterosexuals, I'll assume they account for 0.001% at the minimum and be generous. 21% of child molesters are exclusive homosexuals, while homosexuals (exclusive or not) are between 2-5% of the population.

Going by this we see that heterosexuals are less likely to be child molesters, while homosexuals are more likely to be child molesters. This is simply going by the statistics your friend provided.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Jesus Christ founded the Church on St. Peter. He was the first Pope, but the Church itself was established by Jesus Christ.

I’m scratching my admittedly destroyed and warped childhood memories. I thought Jesus had 12 apostles, and they went on to form the church after he died

Yep. You're right.

[Internationalist Bastard]

ahaha

I'm not sure that IB was even joking...

I need my NSG ships

[FelrikTheDeleted]

He wants homosexual priests exorcised. Don't ask. Just figure that one out.

But it doesn’t make any sense.

$38,000 is enough to have a family. Both parents are expected to work these days, since refusing to hire women is held to be a violation of their right to your money.

For a couple the average yearly cost of living is $49,416, for a family of four it is $68,856, $38,000 is far to little. Although, I see your point about the woman working as well, they would probably be able to accumulate enough capital.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Bit of a twat, that God of yours.

Not really. If you get possessed by demons, it's most likely because you were promoting a satanic message. You invited them to possess you.

21% doesn't make it something that homosexuals are more prone to do.

It means that exclusive homosexuals (as I haven't seen the statistic for bisexuals) are disproportionately more likely to molest children than exclusive heterosexuals.

Demons do not exist, except in the warp, in which case they are more of a type of alien, and you need a good navigator and a geller field.

[Hurdergaryp]

Jesus Christ founded the Church on St. Peter. He was the first Pope, but the Church itself was established by Jesus Christ.

I’m scratching my admittedly destroyed and warped childhood memories. I thought Jesus had 12 apostles, and they went on to form the church after he died

Thirteen apostles, but we do not speak of poor Judas anymore.

[Andsed]

No the people burned usually did not do whatever horrendous acts they were accused of. I mean look at The Salem witch trials where innocent people were accused of things they did not do.

The Salem witch trials were conducted by opponents of the Church.

Ah the no true Scotsman argument how I despise you. No the people conducting the trials were devout Christians who saw witches as possessed by Satan. And they used that get innocent people killed over false accusations.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

He wants homosexual priests exorcised. Don't ask. Just figure that one out.

But it doesn’t make any sense.

$38,000 is enough to have a family. Both parents are expected to work these days, since refusing to hire women is held to be a violation of their right to your money.

For a couple the average yearly cost of living is $49,416, for a family of four it is $68,856, $38,000 is far to little. Although, I see your point about the woman working as well, they would probably be able to accumulate enough capital.

Oh, I agree it doesn't. But you know, consider the source.

[Sovaal]

No the people burned usually did not do whatever horrendous acts they were accused of. I mean look at The Salem witch trials where innocent people were accused of things they did not do.

The Salem witch trials were conducted by opponents of the Church.

Doesn’t make it so.

Elaborate?

You claiming that everyone is demon possessed doesn’t mean they’re actually possessed by demons. Hell, how do we know you’re not possessed and carrying out the will of Satan?

[The Huskar Social Union]

ahaha

I'm not sure that IB was even joking...

Yeah dont think Felrik is my type.

[Alaynistan]

Meh, but they should consider more that Homosexual sex is sex and it breaks the celibacy.

Question: Celibacy forbids masturbation?.

The Catholic church does consider homosexual sex as sex, but it's seen as an act offensive to the nature of sex. Not taking a side here, just stating the teaching. And, the whole religion forbids masturbation, so yes?

[Eglaecia]

The Church was created by God, it is eternal and always will be.

God isn't real.

This is some very smart theological commentary. My contacts at the Vatican have just told me that every Catholic in the world is becoming an atheist now.

I’m scratching my admittedly destroyed and warped childhood memories. I thought Jesus had 12 apostles, and they went on to form the church after he died

Yep. You're right.

They're right about Jesus having 12 apostles (following Judas' betrayal), but the official teaching of the Roman Catholic Church is that the founder of the RCC was Jesus Christ.

[The New California Republic]

I’m scratching my admittedly destroyed and warped childhood memories. I thought Jesus had 12 apostles, and they went on to form the church after he died

Thirteen apostles, but we do not speak of poor Judas anymore.

Judas was framed by one of the other apostles.

[FelrikTheDeleted]

I’m scratching my admittedly destroyed and warped childhood memories. I thought Jesus had 12 apostles, and they went on to form the church after he died

He ordained the twelve apostles as his ministers, and St. Peter as the Churches leader (at least according to Catholics).

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

God isn't real.

This is some very smart theological commentary. My contacts at the Vatican have just told me that every Catholic in the world is becoming an atheist now.

Yep. You're right.

They're right about Jesus having 12 apostles, but the official teaching of the Roman Catholic Church is that the founder of the RCC was Jesus Christ.

Jesus was a man of love. I doubt he would see change in the institution you say he helped create as bad or sinful. So, kindly practice what he preached.

[Hurdergaryp]

Not really. If you get possessed by demons, it's most likely because you were promoting a satanic message. You invited them to possess you.

Yes really many of the atheist and people who speak out against the church have valid criticism and don't hate religion or Christians and letting them be possessed simply is a douche move by god. I mean think what it would be like being possessed being stuck in your own body. If any of you have ever suffered sleep paralysis you have an idea on what that is like.(Trust me is is awful) God letting that happen simply because someone does not agree with his followers is a pretty scummy thing to do.

Clearly God needs a better hobby.

[Eglaecia]

The Salem witch trials were conducted by opponents of the Church.


Elaborate?

You claiming that everyone is demon possessed doesn’t mean they’re actually possessed by demons. Hell, how do we know you’re not possessed and carrying out the will of Satan?

I go to church every Sunday and I sleep with rosary beads beside my bed. Satan fears the image of the Virgin Mary.

[Andsed]

Yes really many of the atheist and people who speak out against the church have valid criticism and don't hate religion or Christians and letting them be possessed simply is a douche move by god. I mean think what it would be like being possessed being stuck in your own body. If any of you have ever suffered sleep paralysis you have an idea on what that is like.(Trust me is is awful) God letting that happen simply because someone does not agree with his followers is a pretty scummy thing to do.

Clearly God needs a better hobby.

I say we start supplying him with our best anime. What could go wrong?