Food Stamps

[The Burke Islands]

Food stamps should be made edible. See, I am at least three steps ahead of all y'all.

You’re thinking in 2040 man.

Or we could just take from Liberty Prime.

"DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE"

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

"Freedom lies in being bold!"

Adopting mottos from a defunct Transformers ripoff with a Dr. Strangelove mindset. Great idea.

Pretty fucking American to me.

I’m in favor of either of these, but there might by claims of “political incorrectness”, “inappropriateness”, and “unprofessionalism”.

How about "America, Fuck Yeah!"

A classic motto at this point, another good suggestion.

[Len Hyet]

Or we could just take from Liberty Prime.

"DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE"

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

"Freedom lies in being bold!"

All excellent choices! Why are we not in government?

Cuz everybody in government is a lizardperson and we're, well, I'm not a lizardperson.

I’m in favor of either of these, but there might by claims of “political incorrectness”, “inappropriateness”, and “unprofessionalism”.

But what's more politically correct for America than beating up Nazis?

How about "America, Fuck Yeah!"

C L A S S I C

"Undisputed Winner of the Asskicking World Championships"

[The South Falls]

"Get Fat" would be a better motto for our cash.

"Come quite close to starving, while having a job and being derided for not making enough to eat, and "living for free" would be for the stamps.

[The Two Jerseys]

"Get Fat" would be a better motto for our cash.

"Treat Yo'self!"

[Western-Ukraine]

Absolutely. It's a reasonable interpretation, but it doesn't change the fact that the United States is founded on by Christian values and teachings. Fundamentally, God is still there even if not mentioned. We have the liberty of interpreting American culture in a different manner.

No, it's not an interpretation. It's a statement. Endorsed by the United States Government, written by United States officials, and consulted on by the founding fathers.

It's still an interpretation, simply one made by important people. Every statement is an interpretation of reality, nothing more real than that.

[Engleberg]

The problem with “In God We Trust” is?

[Petrasylvania]

With the current party, the motto would be something in the vein of "Do the world a favor and kill yourself already."

[Len Hyet]

The problem with “In God We Trust” is?

The US is a secular government, and "In God We Trust" brings religion into it.

[Olthar]

Why should we?

There are so many other fiction characters America would be better served placing their trust in. Like Twilight Sparkle. She gets shit done.

Woah, woah, woah. We fought a war to rid ourselves of the monarchy. We're not jumping back into that mess again.

That's why we should go with Sunset Shimmer, instead. She's in high school, so it'll reflect our intelligence and education. *nods*

[Engleberg]

The problem with “In God We Trust” is?

The US is a secular government, and "In God We Trust" brings religion into it.

Oh no, the government is placing a motto that reflects over the settlers of this country and this country’s history of being Christian.

Oh how heinous this motto is, being such a detrimental portion to peoples’ lives.

[The South Falls]

"Get Fat" would be a better motto for our cash.

"Treat Yo'self!"

I mean, we could ad some ads on our cash. We're that cash starved. I made a shot tin of puns.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

The problem with “In God We Trust” is?

It's a motto inspired by the Red Scare. E Pluribus Unum is a perfectly good motto, and more applicable than 'In God we Trust', because many Americans don't trust in God. E Pluribus Unum is older as well, giving the conservatives something to root for. The good old days!

[The Lone Alliance]

I prefer the Great Depression version "In God we Trust all others pay cash"

It'll be double Ironic because it's on a Food Stamp

[Engleberg]

The problem with “In God We Trust” is?

It's a motto inspired by the Red Scare. E Pluribus Unum is a perfectly good motto, and more applicable than 'In God we Trust', because many Americans don't trust in God. E Pluribus Unum is older as well, giving the conservatives something to root for. The good old days!

The good ole’ days also had Christianity being important, lol

Excuse me for my nature today, it’s just I’m conservative, anti-communist, and Christian so I see no problems with this motto

[Salandriagado]

Better idea: take it off your money.

Why should we?

Because it gives people a wrong idea of the state of the US constitution, and fostering ignorance is bad.

[Salandriagado]

Better idea: take it off your money.

Shut up, they ought to thank God that they even get food! We should be more religious if anything and the USA should finally adopt Christianity as it's official religion

Oh fuck no. What an unutterably terrible idea.

[Salandriagado]

How about "Get a Job" instead?

Exactly, thank you! It's about time they stop living for free off of hardworking middle class Americans

The majority of food stamp recipients have jobs.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

It's a motto inspired by the Red Scare. E Pluribus Unum is a perfectly good motto, and more applicable than 'In God we Trust', because many Americans don't trust in God. E Pluribus Unum is older as well, giving the conservatives something to root for. The good old days!

The good ole’ days also had Christianity being important, lol

Sure. In the goodest olden days we still worshipped the House Gods and the Divine Emperor, as well as the Invincible Sun. Republicanism was founded on Latin religion, damnit! We are forgetting our roots!

[Petrasylvania]

Better idea: take it off your money.

Shut up, they ought to thank God that they even get food! We should be more religious if anything and the USA should finally adopt Christianity as it's official religion

So what would make a Christian theocracy any better than a Muslim one hmm?

[The Two Jerseys]

Exactly, thank you! It's about time they stop living for free off of hardworking middle class Americans

The majority of food stamp recipients have jobs.

"Get a Better Job" then.

[Len Hyet]

The US is a secular government, and "In God We Trust" brings religion into it.

Oh no, the government is placing a motto that reflects over the settlers of this country

Who came here to escape state-endorsed religion, and took pains to never once mention God in the Constitution, and mentioned a nondenominational God in the Declaration of Independence exactly once.

and this country’s history of being Christian.

Which does not exist, due to the aforementioned secularism.

Oh how heinous this motto is, being such a detrimental portion to peoples’ lives.

It's unsuitable to the US' history, development, origins, and system of government.

[Petrasylvania]

The majority of food stamp recipients have jobs.

"Get a Better Job" then.

"Get a Better Job or Kill Yourself."

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

It's a motto inspired by the Red Scare. E Pluribus Unum is a perfectly good motto, and more applicable than 'In God we Trust', because many Americans don't trust in God. E Pluribus Unum is older as well, giving the conservatives something to root for. The good old days!

The good ole’ days also had Christianity being important, lol

Excuse me for my nature today, it’s just I’m conservative, anti-communist, and Christian so I see no problems with this motto

In reference to the edit: yeah, and that is why the US is a democracy. So the opinions of other people other than your own count too.

[Herador]

I don't know about God, but I'd certainly vote for "Jesus".

...and "Juan" too, probably.

[The Two Jerseys]

"Get a Better Job" then.

"Get a Better Job or Kill Yourself."

At what point do we skip to "Just Do Us All a Favor and Kill Yourself Already"?