Food Stamps

[Ifreann]

The internet is full of fictional characters.

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Homer Simpson should be on your money and food stamps.

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I know, but having something to aspire to on your money could be inspirational for Americans.

Why would we aspire to a cartoon bestiality fetish? We aren't that progressive.

If you just trust in Twilight Sparkle, you'll be able to overcome any obstacle.

Accept the Magic of Friendship into your heart, Parkus.

[Conserative Morality]

I respect that opinion, but I see God and American culture as related in a very deep manner. Christian values and teachings have shaped the foundation of the United States and, indeed, all of the Western civilizations. That's why we need God in meaningful places.

the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion

Jefferson disagrees with you.

Adams, actually.

[Len Hyet]

Jefferson disagrees with you.

Adams, actually.

Well shit. That's what I get for not checking my dates.

Point stands though

[Conserative Morality]

I rather we get rid of “In God We Trust” as our motto altogether, seeing as we’re supposed to be a secular nation, despite our officials swearing in using a Bible.


I propose a cooler motto, like “E Pluribus Unum”, “Don’t Tread On Me”, “Commies Get Out Reee”, or “New Order Of The Ages”.

All of these are good alternatives tbh

[The South Falls]

It's our cash. We don't need god on everything, because we're not officially religious. Just like how we don't need burgers on everything, because we're not *officially* fat.

I respect that opinion, but I see God and American culture as related in a very deep manner. Christian values and teachings have shaped the foundation of the United States and, indeed, all of the Western civilizations. That's why we need God in meaningful places.

Yes, God and American culture may be related. However, again, a lot is related to the founding of the nation. Even Roman culture. The Magna Carta. There'd be an uproar if we put King John in meaningful places.

All the Fluttershy dudes will start burning our currency. What happens then?

Civil war.

Twilight Sparkle America: Civil War Coming to theaters with you

[Western-Ukraine]

I respect that opinion, but I see God and American culture as related in a very deep manner. Christian values and teachings have shaped the foundation of the United States and, indeed, all of the Western civilizations. That's why we need God in meaningful places.

the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion

Jefferson disagrees with you.

It's merely a historical interpretation, not representative of reality.

[Petrasylvania]

Again, "In God We Trust" was a 60s addition to ward off Communism.

[Len Hyet]

Jefferson disagrees with you.

It's merely a historical interpretation, not representative of reality.

You do realize that's one of the people who founded the country, telling you it's not founded on Christianity, right?

[Conserative Morality]

Again, "In God We Trust" was a 60s addition to ward off Communism.

50s, and had a lot to do with Eisenhower becoming a convert during his presidency.

[Len Hyet]

Again, "In God We Trust" was a 60s addition to ward off Communism.

It's also such a lame motto.

E Pluribus Unum is way better.

[Petrasylvania]

Again, "In God We Trust" was a 60s addition to ward off Communism.

50s, and had a lot to do with Eisenhower becoming a convert during his presidency.

Ah, Fresh Convert Syndrome. You can even spot one example in the forum.

[Conserative Morality]

Again, "In God We Trust" was a 60s addition to ward off Communism.

It's also such a lame motto.

E Pluribus Unum is way better.

How about "We shitkick Nazis" or "BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS, HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION"

[Western-Ukraine]

It's merely a historical interpretation, not representative of reality.

You do realize that's one of the people who founded the country, telling you it's not founded on Christianity, right?

Absolutely. It's a reasonable interpretation, but it doesn't change the fact that the United States is founded on by Christian values and teachings. Fundamentally, God is still there even if not mentioned. We have the liberty of interpreting American culture in a different manner.

[Baalkistann]

A better idea would be “get a job”

[Len Hyet]

It's also such a lame motto.

E Pluribus Unum is way better.

How about "We shitkick Nazis" or "BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS, HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION"

Or we could just take from Liberty Prime.

"DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE"

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

"Freedom lies in being bold!"

[The Burke Islands]

It's also such a lame motto.

E Pluribus Unum is way better.

How about "We shitkick Nazis" or "BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS, HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION"

I’m in favor of either of these, but there might by claims of “political incorrectness”, “inappropriateness”, and “unprofessionalism”.

[The Burke Islands]

A better idea would be “get a job”

Someone beat ya to it mate.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Food stamps should be made edible. See, I am at least three steps ahead of all y'all.

[Len Hyet]

You do realize that's one of the people who founded the country, telling you it's not founded on Christianity, right?

Absolutely. It's a reasonable interpretation, but it doesn't change the fact that the United States is founded on by Christian values and teachings. Fundamentally, God is still there even if not mentioned. We have the liberty of interpreting American culture in a different manner.

No, it's not an interpretation. It's a statement. Endorsed by the United States Government, written by United States officials, and consulted on by the founding fathers.

[Petrasylvania]

How about "We shitkick Nazis" or "BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS, HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION"

Or we could just take from Liberty Prime.

"DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE"

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

"Freedom lies in being bold!"

Adopting mottos from a defunct Transformers ripoff with a Dr. Strangelove mindset. Great idea.

[The Two Jerseys]

How about "We shitkick Nazis" or "BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS, HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION"

I’m in favor of either of these, but there might by claims of “political incorrectness”, “inappropriateness”, and “unprofessionalism”.

How about "America, Fuck Yeah!"

[Len Hyet]

Or we could just take from Liberty Prime.

"DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE"

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

"Freedom lies in being bold!"

Adopting mottos from a defunct Transformers ripoff with a Dr. Strangelove mindset. Great idea.

Your downership is noted and discarded.

I’m in favor of either of these, but there might by claims of “political incorrectness”, “inappropriateness”, and “unprofessionalism”.

How about "America, Fuck Yeah!"

That's a good one.

[Baalkistann]

“Get a job” would be better

[Conserative Morality]

How about "We shitkick Nazis" or "BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS, HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION"

Or we could just take from Liberty Prime.

"DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE"

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

"Freedom lies in being bold!"

All excellent choices! Why are we not in government?

I’m in favor of either of these, but there might by claims of “political incorrectness”, “inappropriateness”, and “unprofessionalism”.

But what's more politically correct for America than beating up Nazis?

I’m in favor of either of these, but there might by claims of “political incorrectness”, “inappropriateness”, and “unprofessionalism”.

How about "America, Fuck Yeah!"

C L A S S I C

[The Two Jerseys]

Adopting mottos from a defunct Transformers ripoff with a Dr. Strangelove mindset. Great idea.

Your downership is noted and discarded.

How about "America, Fuck Yeah!"

That's a good one.

Ooh, better yet: "Freedom is the Only Way".