Saving Dinosaurs?

[Washington Resistance Army]

Disney in fact keeps several dangerous animals at Animal Kingdom? If they're dangerous they should die right if i'm following the nay sayers? In fact we shouldn't have animals in captivity to learn about them if i'm still following the nay sayers. So shouldn't in all rights Disney's Animal Kingdom be an example of a future Jurassic World Scenario with Lions instead of T-Rex's killing people? No, we should keep the dinosaurs and let Disney figure something out. They have the money and ability to find islands and land for the new Disney's Dinosaur Island.

Do you not know the difference in size between a fucking lion and a T-Rex? One is at best a meter tall and weighs about 150kg, while the other is fucking 12 meters tall and weighs a whooping 6 tons.

And you’re telling me that there would be absolutely no difference between them?

What the fuck are you smoking

Why are you using communist units, fellow patriot?

[Tesernia]

Dinosaurs had their chance. The universe decided that rocks fall, every dinosaur dies.

Besides, with the sheer logistical madness that would be getting them somewhere safely, getting them settled, keeping them fed, and making sure eco-loons don't bust them out of captivity and into the all-you-can-eat buffet that is the modern ecosystem that simply isn't geared to account for huge-ass scaled beasts with enough weight to rival a light armored vehicle.

If the universe comes to claim them a second time, it can damn well have the critters, so long as it allows us to scavenge for scraps and make money off of a very rare limited edition of dinosaur scale handbags.

[Fartsniffage]

This is a genuine conflict for me after working in animal conservation, and me being a fan of the movies and knowing full well that velociraptors would rule the world

They're the size of a turkey...

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Do you not know the difference in size between a fucking lion and a T-Rex? One is at best a meter tall and weighs about 150kg, while the other is fucking 12 meters tall and weighs a whooping 6 tons.

And you’re telling me that there would be absolutely no difference between them?

What the fuck are you smoking

Why are you using communists units, fellow patriot?

They make the Lions seem less fat.

[Thermodolia]

I don’t think the people of Florida would be to happy about murder lizards living in Florida. They already have several ecological crisis on their hands they don’t need to add to the mess.

I say nuke the island, arrest the scientists responsible, and fine the investors and Financial backers

You do know that raptors are actually about the size of a turkey and covered in feathers? They're not that scary.

Um no they aren’t. Velociraptors are the size of a turkey. Regular old raptors are much larger.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Disney in fact keeps several dangerous animals at Animal Kingdom? If they're dangerous they should die right if i'm following the nay sayers? In fact we shouldn't have animals in captivity to learn about them if i'm still following the nay sayers. So shouldn't in all rights Disney's Animal Kingdom be an example of a future Jurassic World Scenario with Lions instead of T-Rex's killing people? No, we should keep the dinosaurs and let Disney figure something out. They have the money and ability to find islands and land for the new Disney's Dinosaur Island.

Do you not know the difference in size between a fucking lion and a T-Rex? One is at best a meter tall and weighs about 150kg, while the other is fucking 12 meters tall and weighs a whooping 6 tons.

And you’re telling me that there would be absolutely no difference between them?

What the fuck are you smoking

I’m confident I can kill a lion with a rifle
A t-Rex? I’m not confident I can kill that with mortar

[Thermodolia]

Do you not know the difference in size between a fucking lion and a T-Rex? One is at best a meter tall and weighs about 150kg, while the other is fucking 12 meters tall and weighs a whooping 6 tons.

And you’re telling me that there would be absolutely no difference between them?

What the fuck are you smoking

Why are you using communist units, fellow patriot?

Because I can. And because I feel like it

[Fartsniffage]

You do know that raptors are actually about the size of a turkey and covered in feathers? They're not that scary.

Um no they aren’t. Velociraptors are the size of a turkey. Regular old raptors are much larger.

Velociraptors are the animals named in the movies.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Why are you using communist units, fellow patriot?

Because I can. And because I feel like it

I thought I could trust you Therm. Now I see you're just another un-American traitor like the rest of them.

[Internationalist Bastard]

This is a genuine conflict for me after working in animal conservation, and me being a fan of the movies and knowing full well that velociraptors would rule the world

They're the size of a turkey...

And hogs are the size of a dog and apparently you need an assault rifle to hunt them

[Austria Minor]

Disney in fact keeps several dangerous animals at Animal Kingdom? If they're dangerous they should die right if i'm following the nay sayers? In fact we shouldn't have animals in captivity to learn about them if i'm still following the nay sayers. So shouldn't in all rights Disney's Animal Kingdom be an example of a future Jurassic World Scenario with Lions instead of T-Rex's killing people? No, we should keep the dinosaurs and let Disney figure something out. They have the money and ability to find islands and land for the new Disney's Dinosaur Island.

Do you not know the difference in size between a fucking lion and a T-Rex? One is at best a meter tall and weighs about 150kg, while the other is fucking 12 meters tall and weighs a whooping 6 tons.

And you’re telling me that there would be absolutely no difference between them?

What the fuck are you smoking

Well. I mean Universal should just let Disney due it's thing there and buy them. Disney can do anything remember? Also you guys are nuts. In Jurassic World Lore the bloody president of the United States supported the site. Without his permission nothing would've happened. In fact I don't think any of us have the permission to feasibly say what happens to the dinosaurs. That falls upon the congress and the president himself. What would you do if a lion broke out at Disney's Animal Kingdom and mauled a few hundred people? Would you kill it like Harambe? I mean any animal is capable of killing a bloody human being. Dinosaurs are no different. In fact we're the main factor for the ecological crisis happening in many environments so we should be culling ourselves with an annual purge. Heck Disney could make money by adding Dinosaurs to Disney's Animal Kingdom.

[Thermodolia]

I don’t think the people of Florida would be to happy about murder lizards living in Florida. They already have several ecological crisis on their hands they don’t need to add to the mess.

I say nuke the island, arrest the scientists responsible, and fine the investors and Financial backers

Are you fucking nuts? That's insane to fine the investors and financial backers...also do you not read Jurassic World Lore? The bloody president supported the site because it was near U.S Coastal lands and stuff! Also some of the major backers of Jurassic World were American Banking companies and Zoo's. Dear lord if were talking about the Jurassic World universe you'd put us all in a economic crisis. Anyways Disney has money and could use some new add ons to Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Well that’s a dumbass move. We deserve to collapse at that point. And yes I would arrest a former president for being financially wreckless with our funds

[Thermodolia]

Because I can. And because I feel like it

I thought I could trust you Therm. Now I see you're just another un-American traitor like the rest of them.

But it makes the lions seem skinnier

[Thermodolia]

Um no they aren’t. Velociraptors are the size of a turkey. Regular old raptors are much larger.

Velociraptors are the animals named in the movies.

Ya but they aren’t. They are based off of the ones I linked. Hollywood gets shit wrong again, color me surprised.

[Sodoran Alesia]

Do you not know the difference in size between a fucking lion and a T-Rex? One is at best a meter tall and weighs about 150kg, while the other is fucking 12 meters tall and weighs a whooping 6 tons.

And you’re telling me that there would be absolutely no difference between them?

What the fuck are you smoking

Well. I mean Universal should just let Disney due it's thing there and buy them. Disney can do anything remember? Also you guys are nuts. In Jurassic World Lore the bloody president of the United States supported the site. Without his permission nothing would've happened. In fact I don't think any of us have the permission to feasibly say what happens to the dinosaurs. That falls upon the congress and the president himself. What would you do if a lion broke out at Disney's Animal Kingdom and mauled a few hundred people? Would you kill it like Harambe? I mean any animal is capable of killing a bloody human being. Dinosaurs are no different. In fact we're the main factor for the ecological crisis happening in many environments so we should be culling ourselves with an annual purge. Heck Disney could make money by adding Dinosaurs to Disney's Animal Kingdom.

How would lions maul a few hundred people? Not even the Tsavo man eaters killed a hundred. So you'd rather kill humans to preserve a species that already had its shot on this Earth, that no longer has a place in our biosphere.

[Ifreann]

You you know anything about dinosaurs other than what Hollywood has told you?

You do know why there aren’t many elephants at zoos right? It’s because they take a shit ton of food and time to take care of. Now multiply that by 10 and you have dinosaurs, you would have to steal food that was ment for the other species on earth just to keep the murder lizards alive.

Either way you are dooming several species to death. Hell your self righteous actions would be worse than global warming and would most likely speed it up.

Are you incapable of suspending disbelief?

Why would we suspend our disbelief about the consequences of the question you are asking us?

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Disney in fact keeps several dangerous animals at Animal Kingdom? If they're dangerous they should die right if i'm following the nay sayers? In fact we shouldn't have animals in captivity to learn about them if i'm still following the nay sayers. So shouldn't in all rights Disney's Animal Kingdom be an example of a future Jurassic World Scenario with Lions instead of T-Rex's killing people? No, we should keep the dinosaurs and let Disney figure something out. They have the money and ability to find islands and land for the new Disney's Dinosaur Island.

It would take years to build a zoo capable of housing dinosaurs, and by that time they'd probably all have died in the cages you'd have to keep them in.

[Austria Minor]

The president of the united states of America and the entire government there supported Jurassic World with the backing of 126 other countries. Therefore it's the worlds fault for bringing dinosaurs back to life. Also Dinosaurs fall under the Animal Rights Laws and you'd be breaking a ton of them. I'd be hauling your ass to jail for slaughtering a dinosaur without permission and a license from the government. The dinosaurs must be treated as any other animal and sent to live in Disney's Animal Kingdom. Blame the alternate world president and the other 126 world leaders.

[Austria Minor]

Are you incapable of suspending disbelief?

Why would we suspend our disbelief about the consequences of the question you are asking us?

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Disney in fact keeps several dangerous animals at Animal Kingdom? If they're dangerous they should die right if i'm following the nay sayers? In fact we shouldn't have animals in captivity to learn about them if i'm still following the nay sayers. So shouldn't in all rights Disney's Animal Kingdom be an example of a future Jurassic World Scenario with Lions instead of T-Rex's killing people? No, we should keep the dinosaurs and let Disney figure something out. They have the money and ability to find islands and land for the new Disney's Dinosaur Island.

It would take years to build a zoo capable of housing dinosaurs, and by that time they'd probably all have died in the cages you'd have to keep them in.

Our problem is instantly solved then, the dinosaurs die in their cages at least instead of by volcanic hellfire. Old age and disease is more preferable for a species.

[Sodoran Alesia]

The president of the united states of America and the entire government there supported Jurassic World with the backing of 126 other countries. Therefore it's the worlds fault for bringing dinosaurs back to life. Also Dinosaurs fall under the Animal Rights Laws and you'd be breaking a ton of them. I'd be hauling your ass to jail for slaughtering a dinosaur without permission and a license from the government. The dinosaurs must be treated as any other animal and sent to live in Disney's Animal Kingdom. Blame the alternate world president and the other 126 world leaders.

Dinosaurs don't deserve such recognition because they don't belong in any existing ecosystem. Which is why we should let them die to the eruption.

[Fartsniffage]

Are you incapable of suspending disbelief?

Why would we suspend our disbelief about the consequences of the question you are asking us?

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Disney in fact keeps several dangerous animals at Animal Kingdom? If they're dangerous they should die right if i'm following the nay sayers? In fact we shouldn't have animals in captivity to learn about them if i'm still following the nay sayers. So shouldn't in all rights Disney's Animal Kingdom be an example of a future Jurassic World Scenario with Lions instead of T-Rex's killing people? No, we should keep the dinosaurs and let Disney figure something out. They have the money and ability to find islands and land for the new Disney's Dinosaur Island.

It would take years to build a zoo capable of housing dinosaurs, and by that time they'd probably all have died in the cages you'd have to keep them in.

[Austria Minor]

I mean aren't we doing this in the Jurassic World Universe and not our universe? At our rate why do we care what happens to people in a separate reality with dinosaurs? Still dinosaurs deserve to live at the least have a life. Also that's a good example of what we shouldn't do. I said cage not bounded by some leather which a real dinosaur could break out of. Plus we'd need to sedate them all heavily and kill them a human way. Why not by the electric chair or lethal injection? Still we should at least preserve the live specimen for science in an underground facility that is probably existent and let the scientists there handle it. Regular civilians have no say in this matter if it's heading to a top secret government facility.

[Washington Resistance Army]

I mean aren't we doing this in the Jurassic World Universe and not our universe? At our rate why do we care what happens to people in a separate reality with dinosaurs? Still dinosaurs deserve to live at the least have a life.

No they don't.

[Thermodolia]

Do you not know the difference in size between a fucking lion and a T-Rex? One is at best a meter tall and weighs about 150kg, while the other is fucking 12 meters tall and weighs a whooping 6 tons.

And you’re telling me that there would be absolutely no difference between them?

What the fuck are you smoking

Well. I mean Universal should just let Disney due it's thing there and buy them. Disney can do anything remember?

No Disney can’t do anything.

Also you guys are nuts. In Jurassic World Lore the bloody president of the United States supported the site. Without his permission nothing would've happened. In fact I don't think any of us have the permission to feasibly say what happens to the dinosaurs. That falls upon the congress and the president himself.

The president and members of Congress should be impeached for being so bloody stupid. Time for my military coup to kick off.

What would you do if a lion broke out at Disney's Animal Kingdom and mauled a few hundred people?

Um put it down? Also most lions wouldn’t be able to kill a few hundred people, 25 at most. And yes I have proofs. Tigers and lions have escaped from zoos before and they didn’t kill more than three people.

A fucking T-Rex would possibly kill at least a thousand easily.

Would you kill it like Harambe?

That’s what you do to animals that kill humans. Kinda obvious.

I mean any animal is capable of killing a bloody human being. Dinosaurs are no different.

Never said that they where not. What I said is that a fucking lion and a t-Rex are not the goddamn same.

In fact we're the main factor for the ecological crisis happening in many environments so we should be culling ourselves with an annual purge.

Well that’s a bit extreme.

Heck Disney could make money by adding Dinosaurs to Disney's Animal Kingdom.

No they wouldn’t actually. They would lose money like no tomorrow. Do you know anything about ecosystems and economics?

[Sodoran Alesia]

I mean aren't we doing this in the Jurassic World Universe and not our universe? At our rate why do we care what happens to people in a separate reality with dinosaurs? Still dinosaurs deserve to live at the least have a life.

No they don't. Dinosaurs already had a chance, they were selected by nature for extinction. They haven't lived on this Earth for 65 million years, there is no ecosystem they belong to.

[Austria Minor]

Read my above comments. The people and supported the Jurassic World by going to it and giving them their money. Also i'm not talking about three measly lions killing three measly people. I'm talking of a thousand lions as in the theory. At least a thousand dinosaurs should be on that island. Anyways I took AP Economics in college and got an A in that course along with a natural conservation program as an elective. We need to send them to a bloody government facility and let them live there. Better than inane hellfire! Here's a pic of what will happen to the dinosaurs! Think of it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSvdDe-bpuU