TET: And Another Month Bites The Dust

[Gallade]

I'm aware who he is, yes!

Largely from Have I Got News For You, but I've seen the bloke.

Oh I know you know, I was just adding flavour.

Did I mention the assets managed by his financial affairs firm stand to increase in value by £200m once Brexit occurs?

I'm going to mopping up quite nicely myself once you leave, too.

Do hurry on.

[Hurdergaryp]

Oh I know you know, I was just adding flavour.

Did I mention the assets managed by his financial affairs firm stand to increase in value by £200m once Brexit occurs?

How does that happen? We were told brexit was going to destroy the British economy.

There is such a thing as disaster capitalism, my dear Ethel. It is when corporations manage to turn death and destruction into a healthy profit for their shareholders.

[Dumb Ideologies]

As this is a no-judgement thread, I will admit that I Iow-key appreciate Mr Rees-Mogg, both politically and aesthetically.

[DesAnges]

Oh I know you know, I was just adding flavour.

Did I mention the assets managed by his financial affairs firm stand to increase in value by £200m once Brexit occurs?

I'm going to mopping up quite nicely myself once you leave, too.

Do hurry on.

Harpy.

Oh I know you know, I was just adding flavour.

Did I mention the assets managed by his financial affairs firm stand to increase in value by £200m once Brexit occurs?

How does that happen? We were told brexit was going to destroy the British economy.

Cause he's a fucking parasite. I don't know the ins and outs of it but it's surprising just how many senior Brexiteers have interests in areas that stand to make a lot of money once we crash out...

[Hurdergaryp]

How does that happen? We were told brexit was going to destroy the British economy.

Cause he's a fucking parasite. I don't know the ins and outs of it but it's surprising just how many senior Brexiteers have interests in areas that stand to make a lot of money once we crash out...

As I said, disaster capitalism. Suffering is profit, morality and compassion are for the weak.

[DesAnges]

As this is a no-judgement thread, I will admit that I Iow-key appreciate Mr Rees-Mogg, both politically and aesthetically.

You take him then. He exhausts me.

[Gallade]

Cause he's a fucking parasite. I don't know the ins and outs of it but it's surprising just how many senior Brexiteers have interests in areas that stand to make a lot of money once we crash out...

As I said, disaster capitalism. Suffering is profit, morality and compassion are for the weak.

Well, it is a hedge fund group he's involved in, neh. Riding the spike before the dive is par for the course.

[DesAnges]

As I said, disaster capitalism. Suffering is profit, morality and compassion are for the weak.

Well, it is a hedge fund group he's involved in, neh. Riding the spike before the dive is par for the course.

Like Farage conceding on the night of the vote causing a spike in the currency before Sunderland's result came in and collapsed it permanently.

Wasn't a big gap between the two but I bet his mates in the City made bundles.

[Gallade]

Well, it is a hedge fund group he's involved in, neh. Riding the spike before the dive is par for the course.

Like Farage conceding on the night of the vote causing a spike in the currency before Sunderland's result came in and collapsed it permanently.

Wasn't a big gap between the two but I bet his mates in the City made bundles.

Mhm, you don't need long, you just need it to happen.

[DesAnges]

Like Farage conceding on the night of the vote causing a spike in the currency before Sunderland's result came in and collapsed it permanently.

Wasn't a big gap between the two but I bet his mates in the City made bundles.

Mhm, you don't need long, you just need it to happen.

The lizards are all getting themselves European passports as well, haha. What a con job. You have to admire it, really.

[Hurdergaryp]

Mhm, you don't need long, you just need it to happen.

The lizards are all getting themselves European passports as well, haha. What a con job. You have to admire it, really.

But sovereignty!

[Dumb Ideologies]

Sometimes wonder if some of you aren't as firmly on the Brexit train as I.

[Gallade]

Sometimes wonder if some of you aren't as firmly on the Brexit train as I.

Never.

[DesAnges]

The lizards are all getting themselves European passports as well, haha. What a con job. You have to admire it, really.

But sovereignty!

We're going to have less control of our destiny outside the EU than in as we currently stand, taking heavily marked up cans of chlorinated chicken off the septics and god knows what else from whomever wants an easy target.

[Hurdergaryp]

Sometimes wonder if some of you aren't as firmly on the Brexit train as I.

Hey, it is probably going to work out just fine for you.

[The South Falls]

Sometimes wonder if some of you aren't as firmly on the Brexit train as I.

Brexit is against the revolution.

[Hurdergaryp]

Sometimes wonder if some of you aren't as firmly on the Brexit train as I.

Brexit is against the revolution.

Many things are, this is why a revolution without violence is unfortunately not possible.

[Geneviev]

The next person who asks what happened to me will be allowed to hear an exciting story of riding a dinosaur to Mars and then falling off after realising that the dinosaur was actually ISIS. Then, after falling back to Earth, there was a terrible attack by tigers.

Exactly that.

[Ethel mermania]

How does that happen? We were told brexit was going to destroy the British economy.

There is such a thing as disaster capitalism, my dear Ethel. It is when corporations manage to turn death and destruction into a healthy profit for their shareholders.

Oh I know how to short sell, do a LBO, And legally bust out a company.

Valuation is a different thing.

[Hurdergaryp]

The next person who asks what happened to me will be allowed to hear an exciting story of riding a dinosaur to Mars and then falling off after realising that the dinosaur was actually ISIS. Then, after falling back to Earth, there was a terrible attack by tigers.

Exactly that.

Now that we already know, it is no longer needed to ask you anything.

[Gallade]

There is such a thing as disaster capitalism, my dear Ethel. It is when corporations manage to turn death and destruction into a healthy profit for their shareholders.

Oh I know how to short sell, do a LBO, And legally bust out a company.

Valuation is a different thing.

The Forecasting is the wet dream of both economists and politicians on all sides at the moment, still nothing to actually really pay attention to. Talks aren't nowhere enough near completion or safe from further upsets for solid numbers.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Sometimes wonder if some of you aren't as firmly on the Brexit train as I.

Brexit is against the revolution.

Wrong, comrade. Liberal internationalism and its erosion of solidarity and community in favour of consumerism, selfishness, and rootlessness is against the revolution.

[Geneviev]

The next person who asks what happened to me will be allowed to hear an exciting story of riding a dinosaur to Mars and then falling off after realising that the dinosaur was actually ISIS. Then, after falling back to Earth, there was a terrible attack by tigers.

Exactly that.

Now that we already know, it is no longer needed to ask you anything.

Exactly. In case you were wondering, the tigers were a bright purple.

[Ethel mermania]

Well, it is a hedge fund group he's involved in, neh. Riding the spike before the dive is par for the course.

Like Farage conceding on the night of the vote causing a spike in the currency before Sunderland's result came in and collapsed it permanently.

Wasn't a big gap between the two but I bet his mates in the City made bundles.

Your currency hasn't collapsed.

[DesAnges]

Like Farage conceding on the night of the vote causing a spike in the currency before Sunderland's result came in and collapsed it permanently.

Wasn't a big gap between the two but I bet his mates in the City made bundles.

Your currency hasn't collapsed.

LET ME HYPERBOLISE