TET: And Another Month Bites The Dust

[Pax Nerdvana]

Why not adapt your super army strong fitness regime to shot-put or dropkick them over the border? Or the most American idea of all - hone your technical skills to source the scrap parts lying around the base and build a child-launcher artillery piece.

That’s absolutely terrible and you should feel terrible

Kids are great

Nobody I know, not even the Marines, would get on some shit like that. How anti-American

I agree. Us Americans are supposed to be the kind, good hearted ones, although some Americans aren't, unfortunately.

[Hurdergaryp]

That’s absolutely terrible and you should feel terrible

Kids are great

Nobody I know, not even the Marines, would get on some shit like that. How anti-American

I agree. Us Americans are supposed to be the kind, good hearted ones, although some Americans aren't, unfortunately.

Being a superpower is not commonly based upon benevolence.

[Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft]

I agree. Us Americans are supposed to be the kind, good hearted ones, although some Americans aren't, unfortunately.

Being a superpower is not commonly based upon benevolence.

Doesn't mean that it cannot be based on benevolence, or that it should not be based on benevolence

[NeuPolska]

That’s absolutely terrible and you should feel terrible

Kids are great

Nobody I know, not even the Marines, would get on some shit like that. How anti-American

I agree. Us Americans are supposed to be the kind, good hearted ones, although some Americans aren't, unfortunately.

I can be a bit of an asshole. I have militaristic tendencies that being in the military kind of hyped up, but I was like that before the Army anyway. I don’t fuck around when it comes to women and children, though. I would never raise a fist against a woman or a child. Granted, unfortunately the war in Afghanistan is brutal and terrorists love forcing women or children to do things like throw grenades or wear explosive vests, so whenever I get deployed I may have to face that reality, and protecting my buddies’ lives takes priority at that point.

But generally speaking I believe in providing hospitality for my fellow men and women.

[Dumb Ideologies]

You'd need a pretty good athlete to be able to get someone over the wall, though, which means that you're on a clock if you want to get them all out in time.

Could we leave the shitposting where it belongs, please? The moist pits of 4chan await thee, its denizens obsessed with tasteless obscenities and broken dreams of bright futures.

Alas, we are but honest and humble sellers of dark mirth who have not yet had the call to ascend to the ranks of internet superheroes.

[Ethel mermania]

Your enthusiasm, while laudable, betrays a predilection for scorched earth erotica.

Operation Flaming Dutchman.

The flying Dutchman's gay cousin?

[The Blaatschapen]

Operation Flaming Dutchman.

The flying Dutchman's gay cousin?

He sails in a rainbowt.

[Ethel mermania]

The flying Dutchman's gay cousin?

He sails in a rainbowt.

At least davy Jones locker will get the long overdue makeover it deserves.

[Gallade]

Operation Flaming Dutchman.

The flying Dutchman's gay cousin?

Who's to say they're not one in the same.

Boom, boom, boom, he's even brighter than the moon, moon, moon, etcetera.

[Hurdergaryp]

The flying Dutchman's gay cousin?

Who's to say they're not one in the same.

Boom, boom, boom, he's even brighter than the moon, moon, moon, etcetera.

If that is what you want, that is what you are going to get.

[Ethel mermania]

The flying Dutchman's gay cousin?

Who's to say they're not one in the same.

Boom, boom, boom, he's even brighter than the moon, moon, moon, etcetera.

The flaming flying dutchman?

[Gallade]

Who's to say they're not one in the same.

Boom, boom, boom, he's even brighter than the moon, moon, moon, etcetera.

The flaming flying dutchman?

Who lives on dRuP. Lane, yes.

[DesAnges]

Anyone any good with a meat tenderiser? My back is somewhat...tight

[Hurdergaryp]

Anyone any good with a meat tenderiser? My back is somewhat...tight

Nothing a dedicated sledgehammer wielder can't fix.

[DesAnges]

Anyone any good with a meat tenderiser? My back is somewhat...tight

Nothing a dedicated sledgehammer wielder can't fix.

That'll do the job. The muscles are a bit compacted.

[Hurdergaryp]

Nothing a dedicated sledgehammer wielder can't fix.

That'll do the job. The muscles are a bit compacted.

Have you tried explosive in order to loosen them up?

[DesAnges]

That'll do the job. The muscles are a bit compacted.

Have you tried explosive in order to loosen them up?

I tried vigorous, jerking, explosive exercise if that's what you mean, but that only made it worse.

[Hurdergaryp]

Have you tried explosive in order to loosen them up?

I tried vigorous, jerking, explosive exercise if that's what you mean, but that only made it worse.

You had me at vigorous jerking.

[DesAnges]

I tried vigorous, jerking, explosive exercise if that's what you mean, but that only made it worse.

You had me at vigorous jerking.

I suspect my back is too developed.

[The Holy Therns]

Anyone any good with a meat tenderiser? My back is somewhat...tight

Booking my flight.

[Gallade]

Anyone any good with a meat tenderiser? My back is somewhat...tight

Booking my flight.

Take the family comically large mallet.

[DesAnges]

Anyone any good with a meat tenderiser? My back is somewhat...tight

Booking my flight.

I thought you could just ride the thermals.

[The Holy Therns]

Booking my flight.

Take the family comically large mallet.

Finally!

[Luziyca]

Take the family comically large mallet.

Finally!

Heh.

Speaking of finally, I finally got that final done.

I should do other stuff, but I don't feel like doing them.

[Minoa]

Finally!

Heh.

Speaking of finally, I finally got that final done.

I should do other stuff, but I don't feel like doing them.

There is no need to rush, even though the internet does move a lot faster than the Piccadilly line between Knightsbridge and South Kensington: about halfway between the stations, there are about 4 very sharp curves that force the train to slow down significantly.