TET: And Another Month Bites The Dust

[Geneviev]

See, that's the problem. I have no idea.

Have you checked your feet?

Now that you mentioned that, I checked. But my socks aren't there.

[The Holy Therns]

So I make a gingerbread house. Got it.

Which is the first step of being inducted into the lesser known rites of modern day heathendom.

Yo, don't mess with the knytt.

[Geneviev]

So I make a gingerbread house. Got it.

Which is the first step of being inducted into the lesser known rites of modern day heathendom.

Heathendom? Never mind. I'll make cake instead.

[Hurdergaryp]

Have you checked your feet?

Now that you mentioned that, I checked. But my socks aren't there.

Maybe they're on top of your head. That happens with 'lost' sunglasses all the time, so it is only fair to assume that it can happen with socks as well.

Which is the first step of being inducted into the lesser known rites of modern day heathendom.

Yo, don't mess with the knytt.

Knytt does sound like the kind of word usable for ominous black metal song titles, but that only encourages me.

[Geneviev]

Now that you mentioned that, I checked. But my socks aren't there.

Maybe they're on top of your head. That happens with 'lost' sunglasses all the time, so it is only fair to assume that it can happen with socks as well.

Yo, don't mess with the knytt.

Knytt does sound like the kind of word usable for ominous black metal song titles, but that only encourages me.

How would my socks get to the top of my head?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Maybe they're on top of your head. That happens with 'lost' sunglasses all the time, so it is only fair to assume that it can happen with socks as well.

Knytt does sound like the kind of word usable for ominous black metal song titles, but that only encourages me.

How would my socks get to the top of my head?

The nanomachines will do their work while you sleep and craft them into fully functional cat ears.

[The Holy Therns]

Knytt does sound like the kind of word usable for ominous black metal song titles, but that only encourages me.

Doesn't sound like that to me. It'd be like naming a black metal song "Bubbywumple".

[Geneviev]

How would my socks get to the top of my head?

The nanomachines will do their work while you sleep and craft them into fully functional cat ears.

Yes.

This is important.

Everyone needs sock cat ears.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Knytt does sound like the kind of word usable for ominous black metal song titles, but that only encourages me.

Doesn't sound like that to me. It'd be like naming a black metal song "Bubbywumple".

When the Scandinavian version of Babymetal emerges...

[Hurdergaryp]

How would my socks get to the top of my head?

The nanomachines will do their work while you sleep and craft them into fully functional cat ears.

Nothing that exotic. Socks just have a way of going there where you the least expect them.

[The Holy Therns]

Doesn't sound like that to me. It'd be like naming a black metal song "Bubbywumple".

When the Scandinavian version of Babymetal emerges...

Entire lyrics are just "COOCHA COOCHA COO" but like, black metal-y.

[Geneviev]

The nanomachines will do their work while you sleep and craft them into fully functional cat ears.

Nothing that exotic. Socks just have a way of going there where you the least expect them.

Which, by the way, my socks were under Flowers For Algernon.

Impressive.

[Luziyca]

Nothing that exotic. Socks just have a way of going there where you the least expect them.

Which, by the way, my socks were under Flowers For Algernon.

Impressive.

This is why I generally get socks that are all identical (all black or all white socks). That way, you're less likely to lose a pair.

[Dumb Ideologies]

When the Scandinavian version of Babymetal emerges...

Entire lyrics are just "COOCHA COOCHA COO" but like, black metal-y.

I did not know how much I needed this to be a thing.

Anyway, off to bed. No novels written, alas.

[Geneviev]

Which, by the way, my socks were under Flowers For Algernon.

Impressive.

This is why I generally get socks that are all identical (all black or all white socks). That way, you're less likely to lose a pair.

That sounds extremely German. Anyways, they still get lost. Then you have seven white and four black socks and you don't know where the rest went.

[Luziyca]

This is why I generally get socks that are all identical (all black or all white socks). That way, you're less likely to lose a pair.

That sounds extremely German. Anyways, they still get lost. Then you have seven white and four black socks and you don't know where the rest went.

Fair point. But you can at least wear two socks and not have them appear to be mismatched.

[Hurdergaryp]

This is why I generally get socks that are all identical (all black or all white socks). That way, you're less likely to lose a pair.

That sounds extremely German. Anyways, they still get lost. Then you have seven white and four black socks and you don't know where the rest went.

Bleh, white socks. But your example shows that you'll at least have five pairs of socks, so that should last you for a few days.

[Geneviev]

That sounds extremely German. Anyways, they still get lost. Then you have seven white and four black socks and you don't know where the rest went.

Fair point. But you can at least wear two socks and not have them appear to be mismatched.

True. But then you lose four white socks. Then a black sock. Then another white and black sock. Then another white and black. Then you have to wear mismatched socks.

[Hurdergaryp]

Fair point. But you can at least wear two socks and not have them appear to be mismatched.

True. But then you lose four white socks. Then a black sock. Then another white and black sock. Then another white and black. Then you have to wear mismatched socks.

Other people would buy new socks, but you are not other people. No, you are special. You do things differently!

[Geneviev]

True. But then you lose four white socks. Then a black sock. Then another white and black sock. Then another white and black. Then you have to wear mismatched socks.

Other people would buy new socks, but you are not other people. No, you are special. You do things differently!

Buying new socks is a sign of weakness. You're letting the socks win.

[Hurdergaryp]

Other people would buy new socks, but you are not other people. No, you are special. You do things differently!

Buying new socks is a sign of weakness. You're letting the socks win.

It is not my fault you are incapable of keeping your socks together. Do not blame your shortcomings on me.

[Geneviev]

You know sometimes I think WW3 will be start over videogames.

Of course it will.

Buying new socks is a sign of weakness. You're letting the socks win.

It is not my fault you are incapable of keeping your socks together. Do not blame your shortcomings on me.

It's not my problem. It's the socks.

[Geneviev]

Of course it will.

"Nintendo declares war on Ubisoft, breaking their alliance. Ea in the meanwhile, continues to face ethnic bioware uprisings."

It's not my problem. It's the socks.

#StopTheSockAbuse

Actually, eliminate socks from use.

[Geneviev]

Actually, eliminate socks from use.

I said from abuse, not slavery.

I added on. Humans should not be slaves to socks. This is the time for our rebellion!

[Ethel mermania]

Fair point. But you can at least wear two socks and not have them appear to be mismatched.

True. But then you lose four white socks. Then a black sock. Then another white and black sock. Then another white and black. Then you have to wear mismatched socks.

What is wrong with wearing mismatched socks?