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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:01 am
by The Grim Reaper
Gallade wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Ooh, ooh, hang on. I'll come too, let me just finish my application to the Unemployed Workers' Union. I tried to find an "in-between degrees" union, but it's a real gap in the market.

You're going to be associating heavily with the Glitterati, you have about five years of socialist thought left. I wouldn't bother.


Five years is enough to get a cushy union job, if you started the union. Socialism is forever if you can make money from it.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:04 am
by Ethel mermania
Safety meeting is over, I did get a shiny new hard hat, but I had to turn in the old dented one.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:05 am
by The Blaatschapen
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Gallade wrote:You're going to be associating heavily with the Glitterati, you have about five years of socialist thought left. I wouldn't bother.


Five years is enough to get a cushy union job, if you started the union. Socialism is forever if you can make money from it.


Sounds like capitalism.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:07 am
by The Grim Reaper
The blAAtschApen wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Five years is enough to get a cushy union job, if you started the union. Socialism is forever if you can make money from it.


Sounds like capitalism.


Dictionaries are written by the victors.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:07 am
by Dylar
Ethel mermania wrote:Safety meeting is over, I did get a shiny new hard hat, but I had to turn in the old dented one.

Fan of battle scars, I see.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:07 am
by Erinkita III
Ethel mermania wrote:
Erinkita III wrote:I'm in the nurses & midwives union.


Sister Erin, We must stand together against the union busting alpaca onslaught.

Hehe.
We laugh, but the Australian government is doing all kinds of shady shit to weaken unions.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:08 am
by Kannap
Ethel mermania wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Goodmorning tet!


From the one stop rules shop

-- Greeter Spam is only posting a 'hi' or 'hello', especially in the chat threads. Please add something to the ongoing conversations, even if you're introducing something new.


Only YOU can stop TET shitposting.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:09 am
by Kannap
Iahselene wrote:Big Brother is only a few weeks away...


Orwell predicted it a long time ago, so we've done well by holding off this long.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:11 am
by The Blaatschapen
The Grim Reaper wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Sounds like capitalism.


Dictionaries are written by the victors.


They're double plus ungood.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:11 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Dylar wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Safety meeting is over, I did get a shiny new hard hat, but I had to turn in the old dented one.

Fan of battle scars, I see.

I am. Hence why a lot of my gear is old and battered.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:13 am
by The Blaatschapen
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Dylar wrote:Fan of battle scars, I see.

I am. Hence why a lot of my gear is old and battered.


I'm a battering ram :blush:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:15 am
by Kannap
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I am. Hence why a lot of my gear is old and battered.


I'm a battering ram :blush:


Sitcom audience forces laughter

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:16 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Kannap wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
I'm a battering ram :blush:


Sitcom audience forces laughter

canned laughter continues.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:17 am
by Ethel mermania
Dylar wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Safety meeting is over, I did get a shiny new hard hat, but I had to turn in the old dented one.

Fan of battle scars, I see.

More a fan of not getting concussions by being hit by steel beams in the tunnels, but yeah, I was sort of sentimental about it. Scuff marks from 2nd avenue and fulton st.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:18 am
by The Blaatschapen
Ethel mermania wrote:
Dylar wrote:Fan of battle scars, I see.

More a fan of not getting concussions by being hit by steel beams in the tunnels, but yeah, I was sort of sentimental about it. Scuff marks from 2nd avenue and fulton st.


A jew walks into a bar...

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:22 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Ethel mermania wrote:
Dylar wrote:Fan of battle scars, I see.

More a fan of not getting concussions by being hit by steel beams in the tunnels, but yeah, I was sort of sentimental about it. Scuff marks from 2nd avenue and fulton st.

I get sentimental about pieces of gear that I've had for years.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:22 am
by Hurdergaryp
Gallade wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:Ooh, ooh, hang on. I'll come too, let me just finish my application to the Unemployed Workers' Union. I tried to find an "in-between degrees" union, but it's a real gap in the market.

You're going to be associating heavily with the Glitterati, you have about five years of socialist thought left. I wouldn't bother.

Do not let the disparaging remarks of the reactionary bourgeoisie demotivate you, workers of the world!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:29 am
by Ethel mermania
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:More a fan of not getting concussions by being hit by steel beams in the tunnels, but yeah, I was sort of sentimental about it. Scuff marks from 2nd avenue and fulton st.


A jew walks into a bar...


And no one else puts the paperwork in for the accident report, did it happen?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:31 am
by Gallade
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:You're going to be associating heavily with the Glitterati, you have about five years of socialist thought left. I wouldn't bother.

Do not let the disparaging remarks of the reactionary bourgeoisie demotivate you, workers of the world!

I am all for a bit of work ethic, let us see if you deliver!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:31 am
by Kannap
Ethel mermania wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
A jew walks into a bar...


And no one else puts the paperwork in for the accident report, did it happen?


My most recent incident report I've had to kick start was a kid walking into a tree and ending up with a big knot on her forehead.

I still refuse to believe she was walking, as she claims, she had to have been running.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:33 am
by The Grim Reaper
Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Do not let the disparaging remarks of the reactionary bourgeoisie demotivate you, workers of the world!

I am all for a bit of work ethic, let us see if you deliver!


Ugh, good going Hurde. Now Galla expects me to contribute to society.

What's the monetary value of snarky NSG rants?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:35 am
by Gallade
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Gallade wrote:I am all for a bit of work ethic, let us see if you deliver!


Ugh, good going Hurde. Now Galla expects me to contribute to society.

What's the monetary value of snarky NSG rants?

Whatever it costs that one angry old man at the end of any bar to get by on a diet of Guinness alone.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:36 am
by Ethel mermania
Gallade wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Ugh, good going Hurde. Now Galla expects me to contribute to society.

What's the monetary value of snarky NSG rants?

Whatever it costs that one angry old man at the end of any bar to get by on a diet of Guinness alone.


HEY, I stopped drinking Guinness years ago.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:37 am
by Hurdergaryp
Gallade wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Ugh, good going Hurde. Now Galla expects me to contribute to society.

What's the monetary value of snarky NSG rants?

Whatever it costs that one angry old man at the end of any bar to get by on a diet of Guinness alone.

That would be about a fistful of euros.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:47 am
by The Free Joy State
The blAAtschApen wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:
Dictionaries are written by the victors.


They're double plus ungood.

Stop the duckspeak. Your penchant for oldpseak verges on crimethink.

Just upsub and bellyfeel.

The Grim Reaper wrote:
Gallade wrote:I am all for a bit of work ethic, let us see if you deliver!


Ugh, good going Hurde. Now Galla expects me to contribute to society.

What's the monetary value of snarky NSG rants?

The same value as a cherished photograph.

That is to say, purely sentimental, I'm afraid.